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https://puns.dev\nA hand-picked selection of the worst computer puns, really cringe worthy stuff.\n\nSubmit your own at the bottom of `puns.json` and if they make me cringe, I'll merge them.\n\n\u003e I'm keeping these [gender-neutral](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-neutral_language), a programmer isn't automatically a \"he\", so please use the [singular they](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they) pronoun when refering to a person in the puns.\n## Node.js Package\n[![Build Status](https://travis-ci.org/AlexLakatos/computer-puns.svg?branch=master)](https://travis-ci.org/AlexLakatos/computer-puns)\n[![codecov](https://codecov.io/gh/AlexLakatos/computer-puns/branch/master/graph/badge.svg)](https://codecov.io/gh/AlexLakatos/computer-puns)\n [![Known Vulnerabilities](https://snyk.io/test/github/alexlakatos/computer-puns/badge.svg)](https://snyk.io/test/github/alexlakatos/computer-puns)\n\nAlso a Node.js package available on NPM and the GitHub registry.\n\n### Install\n\n`npm 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