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Reverse chronological order, like a blog.\n\n## New pension plans\n````\nfabbione: if work becomes boring, i will quit and live under a bridge\nfonta: no tomato farm? :)\nfabbione: nah... pineapples for pizza and avocados\nfonta: I won't screenshot it, but wouldn't you get the italy citizenship revoked for putting pineapple on pizza? ;)\n````\n\n## There are upgrades and there are UPGRADES\n````\n13:18 \u003c chrissie\u003e oh great. I updated my Debian 'display' box and it broke both\n                  networking and the display. I suppose it might hold a door\n                  open\n13:23 \u003c fg_\u003e to Trixie? networking might \"just\" be renamed interfaces (yay)\n13:31 \u003c chrissie\u003e TBH I can get wired working, but documention on getting wifi\n                  working without a display is ... hard to find\n13:32 \u003c chrissie\u003e also - wthout a display the thing is useless to me. that's\n                  the whole point of its existance is to show home stats!\n14:41 \u003c fabbione\u003e chrissie: you know debian 3 to debian 13 updates are not\n                  supported, right? :P\n````\n\n## Network switches: the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God\n````\nchrissie: My switch was doing mad stuff yesterday. it turns out that if the cable isn't plugged in, it won't send traffic. I mean, really\n````\n\n## Sometimes, everyone is hungry\n````\nfabbione: you guys have created a black hole of energy in lab.... SO MANY BUILDS I COULDN`T EVEN RUN YUM UPDATE!\nchrissie: to be fair, yum uses as much CPU as several builds anyway\nfabbione: lol\ne-ddie: no wonder it's called yum. it eats all your cpu cores\nfabbione: alias nom yum\nfabbione: nom nom nom...\n````\n\n## Violence is never the solution\n````\nfabbione: that´s exactly my point\nbeekhof: as usual we violently agree\nbeekhof: emphasis on violent\n````\n\n## There is more than one use for a spreadsheet\n````\nAndyP: There's a mess of Jiras and MRs involved so I've put things into a\n       spreadsheet to have everything in one place .....\nfabbione: @andyp why did I read: \"so I've put things into a spreadsheet to HATE everything \n                 in one place\"?\nAndyP: @fabbione I couldn't possibly guess :)\n````\n\n## Never ask a woman her age....\n````\n16:01 \u003c anonymous\u003e  I'm doing one of these secure programming courses. The tutor \"has 20+ years experience\" and I'm thinking .. \"newbie\"\n````\n\n## We know this to be true\n````\n13:08 \u003c chrissie\u003e clusters consist mostly of race-conditions\n````\n\n### We act immediately\n````\n15:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e BRACE YOURSELF\n15:13 \u003c fg_\u003e {fg_}\n15:14 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n15:14 \u003c fabbione\u003e rofl\n````\n\n### Beware things hiding in the shadows\n````\n09:47 \u003c honzaf\u003e it's miracle that users even know about corosync... I would expect \n                they know pcs/pve maybe pcmk\n09:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e honzaf: we live in the shadow\n09:49 \u003c chrissie\u003e best place\n09:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e i wonder sometime what is this big ball of fire in the sky.. is it \n                  going to kill me?\n09:49 \u003c honzaf\u003e yes, it will\n09:50  * fabbione goes to drink some blood\n````\n\n\n### We are not dinosaurs\n````\n14:54 \u003c@chrissie\u003e wait, why am I running corosync on my mail server?!\n14:55 \u003c@fabbione\u003e we didn´t know honzaf was working on a SMTP transport for corosync\n14:55 \u003c@fabbione\u003e quorum over email\n14:56 \u003c@chrissie\u003e lol\n14:56 \u003c@chrissie\u003e highlatency clustering\n15:19 \u003c honzaf\u003e fabbione: indeed, totem pigeon mail transport is the way to go for future\n19:53 \u003c illustris\u003e UDP -\u003e SCTP -\u003e SMTP -\u003e BirDP\n19:53 \u003c illustris\u003e Now that's a promising roadmap\n````\n\n\n### The editor wars continue - only more slowly\n````\n07:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e are you crazy running emacs on that machine? :P\n07:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e just kidding.. i am keeping my hands off\n07:31 \u003c chrissie\u003e even a sparc running emacs, is quicker than me using vi\n````\n\n\n### We are multi-lingual\n````\n13:57 \u003c chrissie\u003e Intuitively I like the idea - it makes sense from the API POV. but \n                  it does mean we are doing the (slightly) heavy lifting of \n                  decryption even for rogue packets\n13:59 \u003c fabbione\u003e yes that´s correct, but rouge packets can come also from a \n                  compromised known host\n13:59 \u003c fabbione\u003e hashing is there to help with that\n14:00 \u003c chrissie\u003e (sorry, giggling at 'rouge' packets)\n14:00 \u003c fabbione\u003e i see ACL more of a protection for rouge unencrypted packets\n14:00 \u003c fabbione\u003e kind of like a semi broken condom.. but you get the idea :P\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e LOL\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e i just got it :)\n14:01 \u003c chrissie\u003e I think you mean 'rogue' - 'rouge' is French for red \n                  #EnglishIsStupid\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e yeah\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e RED PACKET ALERT!!!\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e RED PACKET ALERT!!!\n14:01 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e ROUGE PACKET ALERT!!!\n14:01 \u003c fabbione\u003e omg.. that sounds so bad in french\n````\n\n### What you get up to in your own time is nobody else's business\n````\n13:25 \u003c chrissie\u003e I think I know what needs to be done\n13:25 \u003c fabbione\u003e rm -rf freebsd.git ?\n13:25  * chrissie has been reading the ifconfig code\n13:26 \u003c chrissie\u003e yes, i am THAT much of a masochist\n13:26 \u003c chrissie\u003e haha\n13:26 \u003c fabbione\u003e i have been reading that code too to start libnozzle on bsd :P\n13:26 \u003c fabbione\u003e let´s open a BSDM club\n13:26 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n13:26 \u003c fabbione\u003e (it´s not a typo ;))\n````\n\n### Appropriate headwear\n````\n13:53 \u003c chrissie\u003e there is literally NO locking in the timer code!\n14:23 \u003c fabbione\u003e chrissie: do I have to put my \"OMG I am shocked!\" hat on?\n14:24 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol, save it\n````\n\n### Suspicious\n````\n10:01 \u003ckwenninger\u003e did you see any suspicious pacemaker logs when it wouldn't start properly?\n10:03 \u003cbob\u003e kwenninger, All pacemaker logs are suspicious. ;)\n````\n\n### We have no secrets\n````\n18:16 \u003c illustris\u003e We'll start testing probably by early next week. As for remote access, I personally fully trust you guys, but remote access to a company datacenter will be really tough \n                   to sell the higher ups on XD\n18:16 \u003c illustris\u003e I can push corosync debug logs and core dumps to an AWS server outside our infra for you to access.\n18:27 \u003c ^C\u003e I've to go, thank you and see you next week. Bye!\n18:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e illustris: ack i understand.. well you can always make the case: \"Well those are the same guys that write kernel patches.... we run their code no matter...\" :P\n18:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e illustris: just joking... btw your credit card num is...\n18:39 \u003c illustris\u003e haha... screenshotting and sending to my manager\n18:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e LOL\n18:39 \u003c ^C\u003e LOL\n````\n\n### Answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything\n````\n\u003cillustris\u003e I'm still not sure why there is a spike in backlog only when some nodes are added. 42 caused it, 43 didn't, and 44 did again\n\u003chonzaf\u003e I would understand 42, but not 44 :)\n\u003chonzaf\u003e (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)\n\u003chonzaf\u003e no matter what, I would bet it has something to do when token/messages get lost or not.\n\u003chonzaf\u003e if nothing get lost it behaves orderly. If something is lost, it starts resending things and more packets get lost\n\u003cillustris\u003e So the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything justhappens to be the number of nodes corosync can support on default conf? Interesting...\n\u003chonzaf\u003e lol\n````\n\n### Someone is not taking his meds\n````\n08:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e that said.. i think, we our approach, we can change onwire at any \n                  time\n08:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e even mid release\n08:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e as long as we don´t bump +2 within the same major release\n08:39 \u003c chrissie\u003e I think the RHEL overlords would be unimpressed with that\n08:40 \u003c fabbione\u003e it doesn´t matter the slightest if it´s a config option\n08:40 \u003c fabbione\u003e as long as we don´t break compat\n08:40 \u003c fabbione\u003e and maybe we can support X to X+2 or even X+3\n08:40 \u003c chrissie\u003e NURSE - HE'S OUT OF BED AGAIN!\n````\n\n### Fabio is super\n````\n10:50 \u003c fabbione\u003e I clogged CI :)\n10:50 \u003c chrissie\u003e congratulations\n10:50 \u003c chrissie\u003e call a plumber!\n10:51  * fabbione dresses as Mario Bro\n10:51 \u003c chrissie\u003e ROFL\n````\n\n### Who's the weakest link?\n````\n13:51 \u003c chrissie\u003e honzaf: I suppose if there's a node running the old corosync then \n                  crypto reload should be disabled\n13:52 \u003c chrissie\u003e otherwise it's going to be removed from the cluster anyway!\n13:52 \u003c fabbione\u003e \"you forgot to update your corosync. GOODBYE!\"\n13:52 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n13:52 \u003c fabbione\u003e that's worse than a MS licence expiration warning\n````\n\n### hold it\n```\n15:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e hmmm why is covscan failing?\n15:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e it shouldn´t\n15:40 \u003c chrissie\u003e you didn't breathe on it did you?\n15:40 \u003c fabbione\u003e LOL\n````\n\n### It's not a game (or is it?)\n```\n13:24 \u003c chrissie\u003e Ok, proved that the new code has no impact on the knet manpages\n13:27 \u003c fabbione\u003e nice :)\n13:31 \u003c chrissie\u003e but feel free to add @notes :)\n13:56 \u003c fabbione\u003e was not planning to :)\n13:56 \u003c fabbione\u003e @notes GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF PLAYING KNET 3D\n13:57 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n13:57 \u003c chrissie\u003e I need to get a life and stop playing doxygen2man 2D\n13:57 \u003c chrissie\u003e it's curiously compelling\n13:57 \u003c fabbione\u003e ROFL\n````\n\n### You don't act like a scientist, you're more like a game show host\n```\n11:17 \u003c fabbione\u003e i am going back to the first patch and debug from there.....\n11:18 \u003c fabbione\u003e crypto is witch hunting anyway\n11:19 \u003c chrissie\u003e almost ghost hunting\n11:19 \u003c chrissie\u003e who ya gonna call?\n11:19 \u003c fabbione\u003e GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!\n````\n![alt text](https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ClusterLabs/high-laughability/master/pictures/Cryptobusters.png \"Cryptobusters\")\n\n### it´s all in your mind\n\n```\n09:40 \u003c chrissie\u003e This just gets wierder. If I build libqb \u0026 corosync in mock then they work. so it seems to be environmental - with the emphasis on MENTAL\n```\n\n### What HA is not\n\n```\n13:28 \u003c fabbione_prepto\u003e unless you are really scared that some sysadmin can mingle with it\n13:29 \u003c cedric\u003e fabbione_prepto: :) \"\"unless you are really scared that some sysadmin can mingle\n                with it\"\" ... murphy's law! ;)\n13:29 \u003c fabbione_prepto\u003e it's the same as rm -rf /\n13:30 \u003c fabbione_prepto\u003e at somepoint, somebody, will expect pacemaker to intercept that\n13:30 \u003c fabbione_prepto\u003e i can provide HA\n13:30 \u003c chrissie\u003e hehe\n13:30 \u003c fabbione_prepto\u003e i can't fix your fingers or the engine that is supposed to move them\n13:30 \u003c chrissie\u003e We are selling High Availability, not Low Stupidity :P\n```\n\n\n### FF (fabbione facts)\n\n```\n09:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e sorry but I only have today and tomorrow left\n09:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e i'd like for a change to have 2 days off for real this time :)\n09:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e and yes i do take pto once in a while too :D\n09:38 \u003c chrissie\u003e good!\n09:38 \u003c fabbione\u003e somebody said the other day\n09:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e \"\"yeah it's 9pm and fabbione is around\"\"\n09:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e \"\"fabbione is around at 9pm on all timezones at once\"\"\n09:39 \u003c chrissie\u003e haha\n09:40 \u003c jpokorny\u003e we should start \"\"fabbione facts\"\" doc to track these\n09:41 \u003c jpokorny\u003e FF for short\n```\n\n### Hiring Requirements\n\n```\n10:00 \u003c@fabbione\u003e to make HA right\n10:00 \u003c@fabbione\u003e you need 2 things\n10:01 \u003c@fabbione\u003e 1) insanity, big ego, being a bit of an a**\n10:01 \u003c@fabbione\u003e 2) lots of whiskey\n10:01 \u003c@fabbione\u003e i fit the profile\n```\n\n### Are you a magician or something else?\n\n```\n\u003cAl Kari\u003e You guys are magicians!  I don't know how you do what you do, but this is great!\n\u003cfabbione\u003e It comes from 11 years of being an asshole.\n```\n\n### she can be really dangerous\n\n```\n\u003cFOO\u003e So BAR, what do you think of this meeting with potential cluster customer?\n\u003cBAR\u003e I had to wash the blood out of my hands....\n\n(anonymized to protect her secret identity)\n```\n\n### Nordics\n\n```\n\u003cfabbione\u003e honzaf: i don't know i can ask one of the veritas developers .. there is one living 10 minutes walk from here\n\u003chonzaf\u003e fabbione: really?\n\u003cfabbione\u003e yes\n\u003chonzaf\u003e cool\n\u003cfabbione\u003e he is one of the cluser/kernel core engineers\n\u003cfabbione\u003e there must be a relation between cluster developers and nordics\n\u003cfabbione\u003e i guess it takes a lot of alcohol to deal with both\n```\n\n### Cluster is pure poetry\n\n```\nAll Hail the single-node cluster! It keeps our deployers unflustered. You may think this is all bluster, but hail the single-node cluster!\n```\n\n### The boss has been totally out-smarted\n\n```\n10:10 \u003c jkortus\u003e 4pm and almost dark...\n10:12 \u003c swhiteho\u003e 3pm and almost dark :-)\n10:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e it's dark....\n10:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e already\n10:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e what do I win? :)\n10:12 \u003c chrissie\u003e a light bulb\n10:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e ROFL...\n10:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e can i quote that?\n10:13 \u003c chrissie\u003e You can, but plugging it in might be more useful :P\n10:13 \u003c jkortus\u003e hehehe\n```\n\n### baseOS and food\n\n```\n\u003ccustomer\u003e Grappa is at the base... just like bind..\n```\n\n### corosync.org domain expired\n\n```\n05:53 \u003c fabbione\u003e NOTICE: This domain name expired on 04/05/2013 and is pending renewal or deletion.\n05:55 \u003c fabbione\u003e honzaf: worst case we can get corosync.xxx .... it's sexy code afterall\n05:57 \u003c honzaf\u003e exactly. It also give us great possibility to change dirrection a little bit and make business in XXX. Corosync powered video streming technology, ...\n```\n\n### Upgrading vs Stability\n\n```\n09:49 \u003c sbradley\u003e fabbione: no worries, i was working with lon on this before you became lon 2.0\n09:50 \u003c fabbione\u003e at best I am lon 1,9 Alpha release\n09:50 \u003c fabbione\u003e it's hard to be lon GA\n09:51 \u003c sbradley\u003e fabbione: i hear that, he was a like a an old punch card computer. YOu say \"\"lon what is deal with X\"\" and lon 1.0 will output the answer\n09:52 \u003c bob\u003e lonbot\n09:53  * sbradley says we need to put lon 1.0 in the Bletchley Park Museum\n```\n\n### Product requirements and chemistry\n\n```\n\u003c lon\u003e \"\"implement self fencing\"\"\n\u003c lon\u003e \"\"ok, I rigged up the breeze from the fan to prevent a pile of sodium from falling in to a jar on top of the server, so if the fan shuts off, an explosion occurs on top of the computer, destroying it\"\"\n\u003c lon\u003e \"\"That's self fencing, is that what you wanted?\"\"\n```\n\n### excitement over gcc on netbsd\n\n```\n[08:28am] fabbione: honzaf: it works! it works!!!!\n[08:28am] fabbione: honzaf: i almost lost hope :)\n[08:37am] • sbradley is excited but does not know what works now\n[08:38am] fabbione: sbradley: gcc on netbsd\n[08:38am] honzaf: ;)\n[08:38am] • sbradley says \"\"oh\"\"\n[08:38am] fabbione: sbradley: so does corosync btw\n[08:38am] sbradley: ah\n[08:39am] fabbione: yeah it's a nice cluster of netbsd, openbsd, freebsd and openindiana\n```\n\n### config options are not an opinion\n\n```\n02:56 \u003c honzaf\u003e version like 0, 1, 2 is also weird\n02:56 \u003c honzaf\u003e good for IBM products\n02:57 \u003c honzaf\u003e it's like \"\"open manual on page 4566454568756789 and there you will find explanation\"\"\n```\n\n### libqq vs Star Wars\n\n```\ntests/check_log.c:603:  qb_log(LOG_INFO, \"\"Yoda how old are you? - %d\"\", __LINE__);\n```\n\n### Evil Nature\n\n```\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e hello dabio\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e err\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e hello fabbione\n09:26 \u003c fabbione\u003e hi Madkiss\n09:26 \u003c digimer\u003e dabio? personal pet name? ;)\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e no.\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e tpyo.\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e as in\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e typo.\n09:26 \u003c fabbione\u003e i read diablo for a second.....\n09:26 \u003c Madkiss\u003e y'know?\n09:27 \u003c fabbione\u003e the true evil in e\n09:27 \u003c fabbione\u003e me\n09:28 \u003c digimer\u003e lol\n09:28  * digimer has had so little sleep in the last five days... is in a thoroughly silly mood now.\n09:30 -!- ignarps [~M@pdpc/supporter/active/ignarps] has quit [Quit: Leaving]\n09:31 -!- palli1 [~palli@pat.ok.is] has quit [Quit: Leaving.]\n09:32 \u003c dakini\u003e fabbiablo, the evil that emerges in fabbione when he hasn't had enough coffee\n09:32  * dakini is almost always in a silly mood ;)\n09:32 \u003c fabbione\u003e ahahaha\n09:33 \u003c fabbione\u003e add that to the quotes page :)\n09:34 -!- ignarps [~M@pdpc/supporter/active/ignarps] has joined #linux-cluster\n09:36 \u003c digimer\u003e as you wish, my lord...\n```\n\n### Brain Games\n\n```\n[14:31] \u003cfghaas\u003e danfrincu: last I check, having two interface definitions in corosync.conf, without specifying rrp_mode, it would default to none and that would throw a configuration error[14:31] \u003cdanfrincu\u003e fghaas: I see, thanks\n[14:32] \u003cfghaas\u003e danfrincu: welcome, and grammar mistakes ignore please, me write confused today\n[14:33] \u003cbeekhof\u003e i thought it was a new encryption scheme\n[14:33] \u003cdanfrincu\u003e fghaas: you know people only read the first and last letter of a word, so as long as those are correct, peolpe sitll undresatnd what you write\n[14:34] \u003cbeekhof\u003e is t..t r..y t..e?\n[14:34] \u003cdanfrincu\u003e yes\n[14:34] \u003cbeekhof\u003e smartass :)\n[14:34] \u003cfghaas\u003e taht is crocert, but it dsone't mkae tnghis esaeir to raed\n[14:35] \u003candreask\u003e depends\n[14:35] \u003cfabbione\u003e s...w y.u a.l\n[14:35] \u003cbassliner\u003e semes lkie thta's jsut waht i watned to do on a lzay mndoay\n[14:36] \u003cdanfrincu\u003e fghaas: is that some welch dialect?\n[14:36] \u003cfghaas\u003e thanks for chiming in with your world renowned charm fabbione\n[14:36] \u003cfabbione\u003e fghaas: it's monday... since hwen i am polite on a monday.... :)\n[14:37] \u003cfabbione\u003e first batch of integration tests makes me wish that maya did kick in in 2011 instead of 2012\n[14:37] \u003cfghaas\u003e s/monday/$dow/, hardcoding variables is terrible style\n[14:37] \u003cdanfrincu\u003e for i in \"\"tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday\"\" ; do sed \"\"s/monday/$i/\"\" ; done\n[14:37] * danfrincu :D\n[14:38] \u003cbeekhof\u003e fabbione: whatcha testing?\n[14:38] \u003cfghaas\u003e danfrincu: I'm sure lge can put a hack around date(1) in there that will make you wet your pants\n```\n\n### Experts\n\n```\n11:00 \u003c digimer\u003e speaking of specialties, morning to our resident wise-ass. :P\n11:01 \u003c danfrincu\u003e fghaas: well, she hasn't blogged about this yet, only about performance tuning 10Gb NIC's\n11:01 \u003c danfrincu\u003e fghaas: so I wanted to kinda be on point\n11:02 \u003c danfrincu\u003e + what I wanted to suggest isn't all that sane ...\n11:02 \u003c fghaas\u003e coming from you I wouldn't have expected it to be :)\n11:03 \u003c danfrincu\u003e gee, I'm touched\n```\n\n### On self-deprecation...\n\n```\n15:30 \u003c digimer}fly\u003e PXE \u003c4\n15:30 \u003c glb\u003e I found Andrew Beekhof's tutorial for pacemaker and was trying to follow that.\n15:30 \u003c digimer}fly\u003e \u003c3 *\n15:30 \u003c beekhof\u003e that guy is an asshole\n```\n\n### Wrong priorities.... wrong priorities....\n\n```\n08:30 \u003cdigimer\u003e ok, I'll file the bed now before going to bug\n```\n\n### #linux-ha? No, this is Madness!\n\n```\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e beekhof: just for fun, cibadmin -Q in bash:\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e mkdir dont-try-this-at-production\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e cd dont-try-this-at-production/\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e mkfifo in out\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e nc -q1 -U /var/run/crm/cib_callback \u003cin \u003eout \u0026\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e (while read f; do [[ $f = \"\"(1)cib_calldata=\"\"* ]] || continue; x=${f#\"\"(1)cib_calldata=\"\"}; echo \"\"$x\"\" | base64 -d | bunzip2| xmllint --format - \u003e cib.xml \u0026\u0026 break; done ) \u003cout \u0026\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e Q=$'\u003e\u003e\u003e\\n__name__=cib_command\\nt=cib\\ncib_op=cib_query\\n\u003c\u003c\u003c\\n'; l=$[${#Q} +1 ]; (printf \"\"%02x %02x 00 00 cd ab 00 00\"\" $[l \u0026 0xff] $[(l \u003e\u003e 8) \u0026 0xff]  | xxd -p -r ; printf \"\"%s\\x00\"\" \"\"$Q\"\" )\n             \u003ein\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e wait\n17:53 \u003c lge\u003e cat cib.xml\n17:53  * lge runs and hides\n17:54 \u003c beekhof\u003e wtf is wrong with you?  :)\n```\n\n### Sith Lord\n\n```\n14:16 \u003c russellb\u003e sdake: what kind of phone are you on\n14:16 \u003c russellb\u003e i can't understand a word\n14:17 \u003c fabbione\u003e he is wearing Darth Vader helmet\n14:17 \u003c bob\u003e fabbione: lol...Dake Vader!\n14:19 \u003c bob\u003e \"\"I find your lack of faith in corosync disturbing.\"\"\n```\n\n\n### military ranks\n\n```\n(14:23:29) lmb: Some of the conversation of this channel reminds me of a Captain Obvious versus Sergeant Sarcastic death match\n(14:26:02) fghaas: lmb, who would you be? Admiral Arrogant?\n(14:26:56) lmb: fghaas: I don't want your title, I'd be happy with Colonel Cynic ;-)\n(14:27:34) Slydder: great. I knew I shouldn't have bothered answering. now I get added to one of the strange irc chat log comedy sites. grrrr.\n(14:28:07) ***danfrincu all we miss now is a General Grievous to take the chain of command by the horns\n```\n\n### new unmanned coffee´ly weapons\n\n```\n(13:35:00) Slydder: great. now my config is wrong. seems the params for pingd have changed as well as a few other things.\n(13:38:21) Slydder: fghaas: so now pingd is just a fire and forget with no real control.\n(14:18:58) fghaas: fghaas: pingd is not a guided missile; care to elaborate?\n(14:19:11) ***fghaas clearly hasn't had enough coffee today\n(14:19:18) ***danfrincu clearly\n(14:19:19) fghaas: Slydder: pingd is not a guided missile; care to elaborate\n(14:20:00) Slydder: Slydder: forgot about the trailing d\n(14:20:34) ***Slydder forgot about the trailing d\n(14:20:44) ***Slydder also forgot about /me slon Slydder\n(14:20:50) fghaas: want some of my coffee Slydder?\n(14:20:59) Slydder: just got a cup.\n(14:21:20) Slydder: my boss made it. so it's strong enough to float horse sh**\n```\n\n### New HA solutions\n\n```\n14:05 \u003c fabbione\u003e \"\"I placed 2 servers one next to the other.. one is running Centos 5 and the other Gentoo... why don't they cluster themselves? they share a common UPS!\"\"\n[http://www.fabbione.net/Futurama-Farnsworth-IDontWantToLiveOnThisPlanetAnymore.png how users make me feel]\n```\n\n### Some never forgive\n\n```\nfrom #linux-ha\n06:03 \u003c fghaas\u003e yeah, where is lmb come to think of it?\n06:04 \u003c danfrincu\u003e sharpening his katana probably\n06:04 \u003c danfrincu\u003e for when someone says o/\n06:04 \u003c tserong\u003e stateside\n06:04 \u003c tserong\u003e not sure if he's armed ATM\n06:05 \u003c fghaas\u003e I think they've disliked armed germans over there since about '41\n```\n\n### From the depths of #drbd\n\n```\n16:24 \u003c digimer\u003e the sun, it burns!\n16:24 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e but really, need something more flexable than lvm/ext\n16:25 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e fghaas, hmm, sun is dead\n16:25  * digimer likes the victorian hue geek skin has\n16:25  * Patrickdk would make a good mirror\n16:25 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e not currently though, wife forced me to like every themepark in the east coast this summer :(\n16:26 \u003c fghaas\u003e \"\"victorian hue\"\" ... anyone ever anticipate to read those words in a freenode channel?\n16:26 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e victorians scare me\n16:26 \u003c fghaas\u003e I must concede, m'dear, I am marvelously delighted\n16:26 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e no idea how they don't get heat stroke in the summer, or even in the fall\n16:26 \u003c digimer\u003e :D\n16:27 \u003c TrevorH1\u003e they only went in for black in a big way after albert died and the old biddy went into 40 years of mourning\n16:28  * digimer is wondering just what the hell can has been opened...\n16:28 \u003c Patrickdk\u003e I mean the whole, we won't show any flesh, except our cheeks, the rest of the body will be completely covered up, and sealed shut\n16:29 \u003c fghaas\u003e digimer: /nick pandora\n16:29 \u003c fghaas\u003e too bad fabbione isn't here to record\n```\n\n### Useless attempt to save a picciotto\n\n```\n09:37 \u003c fabbione\u003e cmaiolino: be careful... you start hacking on anything that is cluster related and all of a sudden you wake up in a mental hospital ;)\n09:37 \u003c fabbione\u003e cmaiolino: you are still in time.. save your soul!\n09:38 \u003c bob\u003e Not to mention the occasional horse-head you find in your bed when you wake up.  ;7)\n09:38 \u003c cmaiolino\u003e bob: Did you get it from The Godfather?\n09:39 \u003c bob\u003e No, from FedEx!  ;7)\n09:39 \u003c cmaiolino\u003e lol, hacking++ hopefuly I can do something useful at the same time I learn\n09:39 \u003c fabbione\u003e ROFL\n09:39 \u003c cmaiolino\u003e bob: FedEx?\n09:39 \u003c cmaiolino\u003e I really have seen it on The Godfather, but on FedEx???? lol\n09:39 \u003c bob\u003e special delivery.\n```\n\n### I hope so too\n\n```\n11:49 \u003cbossdog\u003e Hi lon , hope I'm not disturbing\n```\n\n### Nothing lasts forever\n\n```\n10:02 \u003c lon\u003e fabbione: that's the first API addition to libcman in like 7 years\n10:03 \u003c lon\u003e it makes quorum devices the most dynamic \"\"member\"\" of the cluster :o\n```\n\n### Patience young padowan\n\n```\n10:10 Guest34393: is the first time I use irc. danfrincu what would you recommend?\n10:11 ***danfrincu recommends patience on IRC :)\n```\n\n### On Success Return Wisecrack\n\n```\n23:50  * digimer now has a fully HA network config for her cluster. :D\n23:51 \u003c sdake\u003e cool what was the trick\n23:51 \u003c sdake\u003e rm -rf corosync ? ;-)\n```\n\n### The Master Fails His Own Lesson\n\n```\n12:14 -!- russellb is now known as keyboard-pwnage\n12:28 \u003c digimer\u003e keyboard-pwnage: I'm guessing there is an interesting story behind that nick change\n13:52 -!- keyboard-pwnage is now known as russellb\n13:52 \u003c russellb\u003e digimer: Ha, my friendly coworkers visiting from Canada keep screwing with me when I leave my office.  :-)\n13:53 \u003c russellb\u003e I used to be able to trust everyone around here ... *looks around suspiciously*\n13:53 \u003c digimer\u003e canadians can never be trusted.\n13:53 \u003c digimer\u003e ever.\n13:53 \u003c russellb\u003e agreed\n13:59 -!- leifmadsen [~Leif@asterisk/documenteur-extraordinaire/blitzrage] has joined #linux-cluster\n13:59 \u003c russellb\u003e leifmadsen: \u003c---- EVIL CANADIAN NICK CHANGER\n14:54 -!- leifmadsen is now known as I_Eat_Babies\n15:09 -!- I_Eat_Babies is now known as leifmadsen\n15:19 \u003c digimer\u003e russellb: was that you getting some sweet revenge on leifmadsen?\n15:19 \u003c leifmadsen\u003e digimer: it was ;)\n15:19 \u003c digimer\u003e ++ if so. :P\n15:19 \u003c leifmadsen\u003e I went to the washroom, and I did not learn from my own teachings\n```\n\n### Cisco \u003c3\n\n```\n11:21 \u003c fabbione\u003e hsrp -\u003e Ho(s)t Standby Rout(er|ing) Protocol\n11:21 \u003c fabbione\u003e like a virtual ip moving very fast between 2 routers\n11:27 \u003c digimer\u003e ah, sounds neat\n11:28 \u003c fabbione\u003e no it's not neat.. it's proprietary cisco protocol\n11:29 \u003c fabbione\u003e fghaas: i have too much experience with Cisco.... i wish i could forget\n11:29 \u003c pyco\u003e :(\n11:30 \u003c pyco\u003e silence!\n11:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e cisco support: \"\"Yes you need to try this release x.y.z.... to address that bug\"\"\n11:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e me: \"\"but it's not available for download.. i can't find it on CCO\"\"\n11:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e cisco support: \"\"DO YOU WANT TO GIMME 2 MORE MINUTES TO FINISH THE BUILD?\"\"\n11:30 \u003c pyco\u003e hahahaha :D\n11:30 \u003c fabbione\u003e me: \"\"so much for QA/QE...\"\"\n11:31 \u003c fabbione\u003e this IOS going on a core production router.....\n11:37 \u003c fabbione\u003e \"\"A reboot a day, keeps the Cisco TAC away\"\"\n```\n\n### end of the world and fairy princesses\n\n```\n11:59 \u003c lmb\u003e it's a bloody nuisance\n11:59 \u003c fabbione\u003e it's fine grained control to pave the way of user insanity\n11:59 \u003c fabbione\u003e oh wait.. users are already insane... nevermind\n12:00 \u003c lmb\u003e nonono, users are just stupid, developers are insane\n12:00 \u003c fabbione\u003e i guess that's a way to look at it :D\n12:02 -!- rascasoft [~rascasoft@78.4.107.99] has left #linux-cluster []\n12:06 \u003c e_\u003e now you've offended that user\n12:06 \u003c e_\u003e i hope you are ashamed of yourselves\n12:10 \u003c e_\u003e hehe\n12:21 \u003c lmb\u003e e_: Of course I'm ashamed of fabbione, whom do you take me for!\n13:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e lmb: e_ wrote \"\"yourselves\"\" plural.. ok I am big and all.. but rarely can be confused for 2 people ;)\n13:12 \u003c fabbione\u003e i doubt there is even enough space for 2 of me in the same universe (mass wise) ;)\n13:18 \u003c DanFrincu\u003e fabbione: :))\n13:18 \u003c e_\u003e he heh..\n13:18 \u003c DanFrincu\u003e don't go supernova on us now ;)\n13:21 \u003c fabbione\u003e only in 2012... need to be patience for the end of the world\n13:22 \u003c beko\u003e end? reboot!\n13:23 \u003c DanFrincu\u003e fabbione: ah, and how is it going to SIGSEGV, planet nibiru comes along and shifts the magnetic poles, aliens take over the planet, any chance of happy ending ? :D\n13:25 \u003c fabbione\u003e DanFrincu: we will all be living in a beautiful garden dressed as fairy princesses covered in flowers.....\n13:26 \u003c DanFrincu\u003e ah crap\n13:26 \u003c DanFrincu\u003e just had a mental picture of me dressed as a fairy princess\n13:27  * DanFrincu rofl\n13:28 \u003c beko\u003e pics or it did not happen :\u003e\n13:31 \u003c fabbione\u003e http://tinyurl.com/3juv3tu\n13:31 \u003c fabbione\u003e beko: does this one count?\n13:31 \u003c beko\u003e aw so cute\n```\n\n### no s**t\n\n```\n15:17 \u003c hetii\u003e process of setting cluster is a painfull\n15:18 \u003c fghaas\u003e hetii: water is wet!\n```\n\n### god or nuclear power?\n\n```\n15:36 \u003c sdake\u003e anything is possible in software\n15:37 \u003c fghaas\u003e the definition of \"\"possible\"\" is \"\"feasible while maintaining economic viability\"\", otherwise it would be \"\"possible\"\" to heat your home with a hydrogen bomb\n```\n\n### politics takes cpu power\n\n```\n09:31 \u003c chrissie\u003e \"\"sdake takes 100% CPU' would be about you\n09:32 \u003c sdake\u003e sdake does take 100% cpu\n09:32 \u003c chrissie\u003e and quite impressive\n09:32 \u003c sdake\u003e i spin 24/7\n09:32 \u003c chrissie\u003e ah, you're in the government ?\n```\n\n### are you sure they are your kids?\n\n```\n09:30 \u003c sdake\u003e the only things relating to me are snide comments\n09:31 \u003c sdake\u003e \"\"corosync takes 100% cpu\"\"\n09:31 \u003c sdake\u003e \"\"corosync takes 100% cpu when dong ring recovery\"\"\n09:31 \u003c sdake\u003e etc\n09:31 \u003c chrissie\u003e to be fair that's not about you ... just about your progeny\n09:31 \u003c sdake\u003e my kids aren't ugly damnit!\n```\n\n### Burning sensation\n\n```\n14:45 \u003c fghaas\u003e yaaaaaaaaaaaay. as soon as I start my second node with RR recovery enabled, CPU is 100% on both nodes\n14:54 \u003c fghaas\u003e I do have to concede a configuration error was involved as well (no ip address available in configured bindnet), but still...\n14:57 \u003c fghaas\u003e oh wow. mine eyes've seen the glory o' the coming o' the lord\n14:57 \u003c tserong\u003e fghaas, it was clearly just trying really, really, really hard to find an ip address\n14:57 \u003c fghaas\u003e I just saw ring recovery happen before my very eyes\n14:57 \u003c fabbione\u003e ahahha\n14:57 \u003c fghaas\u003e after being told for three years straight it wasn't possible nor needed\n14:58 \u003c fabbione\u003e fghaas: you're lucky.. the first people that witnessed that had their eyes bursting in flames!\n14:58 \u003c fghaas\u003e what's that burning sensation I'm feeling in my head?\n14:58 \u003c fghaas\u003e I ... I ... I can't see!!!!\n```\n\n### Feature Set\n\n```\n20:58 \u003c asalkeld\u003e beekhof, how do I come up with crm_feature_set?\n20:59 \u003c beekhof\u003e cat /dev/random\n```\n\n### fence with a rusty spoon\n\n```\n09:36 \u003c verwilst\u003e can i fence my dual server drbd setup with iptables? :D\n09:38 \u003c fghaas\u003e verwilst: can you scoop your eyes out with a rusty spoon? sure you can, but the experience will be painful and it'll be unlikely to help you achieve any significant goal\n09:40 \u003c aypea[0]\u003e well, (s)he'll have shown themselves to be an individual of great testicular fortitude...\n09:41 \u003c fghaas\u003e aypea[0]: I believe \"\"testicular fortitude\"\" biologically excludes the (s) before he\n```\n\n### bad eating habits ===\n\n```\ntserong: speaking of kids, a former coworker's wife just gave birth to twins a couple weeks ago.\n***tserong predicts not fun\nfghaas: tserong: the wife of a former coworker, or the former wife of a current coworker? I love the english language's proneness to ambiguity\ntserong: \"\"current wife of a former coworker\"\"\nfghaas: I see\n[...]\ntserong: we ship dlm_controld.pcmk in libdlm.rpm - sorry can't comment on specifics (busy, having guests over for dinner)\ntserong: (guests are coming over and we will eat dinner with them, not we will be eating guests when they arrive, before you ask, fghaas)\nfghaas: :D\n```\n\n### it´s all about first time IMPRESSion\n\n```\n19:13 \u003c digimer\u003e fabbione: I can't open that file for some reason\n.. time passes ..\n19:16 \u003c digimer\u003e impress wasn't install. \u003e_\u003c\n19:16 \u003c digimer\u003e got it open now\n19:16 \u003c digimer\u003e Madkiss: o/\n19:16 \u003c digimer\u003e \u003c- alledged documentor, nice to meet you\n```\n\n### cluster is all about documentation\n\n```\n***fghaas recommends that tuxick read the \"\"dual primary: think twice\"\" tech guide before proceeding\n***womble heads off to write the \"\"Cluster filesystems: drink heavily\"\" tech guide\n```\n\n### Perfect engineering problem solving\n\n```\n* fabbione didn't start a good day\n04:49 \u003c digimer\u003e more coffee\n04:49 \u003c digimer\u003e seriously, it fixes everything\n04:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e i just started with coffe...\n04:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e it's 4:30am\n04:49 \u003c digimer\u003e another\n04:49 \u003c digimer\u003e one for each hand\n04:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e can I finish the first one first? :D\n04:50 \u003c digimer\u003e you can't solve problems with a coffee in either hand, thus, problems don't exist whilst coffees exist.\n04:50 \u003c digimer\u003e My logic is flawless\n```\n\n### in `God^WDRBD` we trust\n\n```\natarakt: I knows, but my boss do not want to use drbd, for him it's to risky\natarakt: so, I have to find an other solution\nfghaas: sure it's awfully risky, it's been in production for about 10 years and it's in mainline\natarakt: I know that, it was my first choice\nfghaas: where's the risk then? dilbert boss?\n... almost 9 minutes later ...\natarakt: ok, thanks\n```\n\n### time to face your worst nightmare?\n\n```\n\u003c digimer\u003e fghaas: o/\n\u003c fghaas\u003e digimer, please stop typing o/ -- I always picture lmb with his katana chopping someone's head off when I see that\n```\n\n### Perry on fear of bonding\n\n```\n\u003c pmyers\u003e please get a failure scenario from them\n\u003c pmyers\u003e that we can address\n\u003c pmyers\u003e i can't address 'fears' but I can address failure scenarios :)\n```\n\n### plans and food\n\n```\n\u003c aypea[0]\u003e hmm. i am armed with a cunning plan and a sandwich. tomorrow. is a good day to die.\n```\n\n### Lars explanation of Linux HA Clusters and actually sticking to the requirements\n\n```\nyang: is linux ha about having webserver deployed over multiple hosts for redundancy?\nlmb: yang: no\nlmb: or, well, rather, not just that\nyang: wgat is it about in two sentences\nlmb: About clustering several Linux systems to provide high-availability for services\nlmb: I recommend google\n```\n\n### Tim finally figured it out\n\n```\ntserong: note to self: read before speaking\nrasto: what a nonsense\n```\n\n### Lazy Robots\n\n```\nbeekhof: how do i disallow everything with .rpm ?\nfghaas: %postinst\nfghaas: rm * -f /\nfghaas: will disallow pretty much everything on that machine\nbeekhof: smartass\nfghaas: care to rephrase the question?\nbeekhof:  /*.php$\nfghaas: you mean, how do you disallow access to all files ending in \"\".rpm\"\", in a robots.txt???\nbeekhof: yes, and i found the answer\nbeekhof: i was being lazy\n```\n\n### anonymous and fictitious\n\n```\n15:04 \u003cXXXXXX\u003e \"\"why I love corosync to use 100% cpu, cause then at least I know it ain't dead\"\"?\n```\n\n### Lawyers and fence agents\n\n```\n10:15 \u003c lon\u003e in the same way that \"\"suicide\"\" is legally not \"\"murder\"\", \"\"watchdog\"\" is not \"\"Fencing\"\"\n```\n\n### Scary thoughts\n\n```\n13:22 \u003c lmb\u003e fabbione: I can figure it out, but I think there's some massive\n             complexity issues being glossed over, and striving to get all that\n             in ~10kloc is, uhm, beyond my cynical horizon\n13:29 \u003c chrissie\u003e anything that's beyond lmb's cynicism is something I don't\n                  want to contemplate\n```\n\n\n### Fabio learns some maths\n\n```\n13:50 \u003c fabbione\u003e NOTE TO SELF: 8 cores are not enough to handle 256 VMs\n```\n\n### Universal truth about clusters\n\n```\n08:46 \u003c pmyers\u003e \"\"For HA purposes don't power off all of your cluster nodes at the same time, if you do that you'll lose all of your services\"\" :)\n```\n\n### THE mob is growing\n\n```\n10:13 \u003c chrissie\u003e \"\"it would be a shame to see anything happen to your cluster now, wouldn't it ... ?\"\"\n```\n\n### We are honest people\n\n```\n09:01 \u003c chrissie\u003e you might as well replace it with a script that does \"\"echo your config file looks OK, I think. To be honest I didn't look that closely\"\"\n```\n\n### Linux is full of Zombies\n\n```\n13:09 \u003c fabbione\u003e http://fedoraproject.org/wiki/PackageMaintainers/PackageEndOfLife\n13:10 \u003c pmyers\u003e fabbione: thx\n13:10 \u003c fabbione\u003e i'll need to figure out how to revert that process for rgmanager :)\n13:11 \u003c pmyers\u003e lol\n13:11 \u003c pmyers\u003e rgmanager will be undead\n13:11 \u003c pmyers\u003e we killed it and it came back\n13:11  * pmyers gets his silver and garlic\n13:11 \u003c fabbione\u003e and it will have to die again\n13:11 \u003c pmyers\u003e ROFL\n```\n\n### Only toys for boys have 100% uptime\n\n```\n15:22 \u003c chrissie\u003e all my VMs on the noisy box are 1G\n15:23 \u003c chrissie\u003e noisy one is switched off at the moment\n15:24 \u003c chrissie\u003e I know you have a problem with concept of a computer that's switched off ... I'll explain if necessary ;-)\n```\n\n### Lon uncovers a plot ... we think\n\n```\n14:53 \u003c lon\u003e No... it means that fabbione and beekhof have been secretly\n             plotting for some time.  beekhof takes the hooves for cluster-glue\n             and fabbione takes the heads to deposit in our beds.\n14:54  * beekhof barfs\n```\n\n### We're not sure that Fabio is totally on-message\n\n```\n14:50 \u003c fabbione\u003e chrissie: it doesn't bother me that the cluster doesn't start\n```\n\n### Andrew on rawhide \u0026 the Plague\n\n```\n08:07 \u003c beekhof\u003e omg! i think i just got rawhide to install\n08:07 \u003c chrissie\u003e :)\n08:07  * beekhof might erect a plague to honor the moment\n```\n\n### Lars on SELinux\n\n```\n08:07 \u003c chrissie\u003e ivoks: have you checked SELinux ?\n08:07 \u003c chrissie\u003e lol\n08:08 \u003c ivoks\u003e chrissie: i don't have selinux\n08:08 \u003c lmb\u003e be careful, selinux is a STD and might interfere with regular operation\n8:08 \u003c lmb\u003e (Security Targeted Development, not what _you_ were thinking)\n```\n\n### warm and fencing\n\n```\n09:46 \u003c fabbione\u003e it's so incredibly warm here today\n09:47 \u003c chrissie\u003e yes it's very humid here\n09:47 \u003c chrissie\u003e I have a guy coming to put up a new fence\n09:47 \u003c chrissie\u003e so with any luck he'll get his shirt off :P\n09:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e ahhaha\n09:49 \u003c fabbione\u003e \u003cg\u003ebad girl\u003c/g\u003e ;)\n09:50 \u003c chrissie\u003e tee hee\n09:51 \u003c chrissie\u003e it could be the first time that I find fencing interesting ;-)\n```\n\n### Steve celebrates national poetry week ... buy AndyP is unimpressed\n\n```\n08:57  * swhiteho gently tiptoes around the great tip git tree\n08:58 \u003c swhiteho\u003e (say that quickly 10 times!)\n08:58 \u003c AndyP\u003e that quickly 10 times\n08:58 \u003c AndyP\u003e :)\n08:58 \u003c swhiteho\u003e theres always one :-)\n09:01 \u003c swhiteho\u003e  ...when all at once I saw a crowd, a host of golden tracing\n                  patches\n```\n\n### gfs upstream on gfs hangs\n\n```\n17:52 \u003c dct\u003e no, gfs hanging is very very common\n17:54 \u003c bob_home\u003e I don't think gfs hanging is common at all.  It's just that we tend to hear about it when it happens.\n```\n\n### leak here.. leak there\n\n```\n19:08 \u003c sunilm\u003e naah... it's userspace... kill the app and let the kernel clean up your leaks ;)\n```\n\n### to rabbit or not to rabbit\n\n```\n15:34  * lon just got 3 hours a week of his life back\n15:34  * lon puts on a rabbit costume and hops around\n15:34  * rpeterso tries to think of a snappy come-back.\n15:34  * fabbione quotes all of the above...\n15:35  * rpeterso wonders if lon's three hours was time feeding his horses.    ;7)\n```\n\n### fence_mafia\n\n```\n\u003c jparsons\u003e When those two (godfather and fabbione) arrange for a node to leave a cluster, they don't just evict the node - they send 408V to the  node, and make it look like an accident!\n```\n[fence fail 1](pictures/fence_fail1.jpg) | [fence fail 2](pictures/fence_fail2.jpg)\n\n### Helpful hints on choosing a source code management system\n\n```\n\u003c chrissie\u003e In a short phrase: \"\"git was written by an autistic sadist who\n            couldn't design a user interface for a stapler\"\"\n* chrissie feels better for that\n```\n\n### American Paranoia\n\n```\n\u003clon\u003e Can we drink a beer outside on the street?\n\u003chonza\u003e yes of course\n\u003clon\u003e Are you kidding me?\n\u003chonza\u003e no\n\u003clon\u003e Are you sure?\n\u003chonza\u003e We don't have Big Brother here on the streets\n```\n\n### riley talks about being ill\n\n```\n16:19 \u003c riley_dt\u003e sorry missed meeting guys i was pretty ill last night and the\n                  day before\n16:19 \u003c riley_dt\u003e feeling a little better now\n16:19 \u003c lon\u003e glad to hear you're feeling better!\n16:19 \u003c riley_dt\u003e not feeling better just a little better :)\n16:19 \u003c lon\u003e well\n16:19 \u003c lon\u003e when you're at the bottom...\n16:19 \u003c lon\u003e nowhere to go but up\n16:19 \u003c riley_dt\u003e explosion at both ends has stopped\n```\n\n### glocks...\n\n```\n12:04 \u003c swhiteho\u003e how many glocks would a glock doc doc, ifa glock doc could doc glocks?\n12:04 \u003c swhiteho\u003e (now repeat it faster...)\n```\n\n### to wall or not to wall?\n\n```\n09:47  * chrissie looks for something else to do other than ldap\n09:47 \u003c beekhof\u003e head + wall + repeat ? :)\n09:48 \u003c fabbione\u003e chrissie: do you feel like playing with strings?\n09:48 \u003c fabbione\u003e (static buffers, no malloc)\n09:48 \u003c beekhof\u003e thats just cruel\n09:49 \u003c beekhof\u003e at least my way one has unconsciousness to look forward to\n09:53 \u003c chrissie\u003e fabbione: try me ...\n09:58 \u003c fabbione\u003e chrissie: specially in the xmllite code.. we need a better tokenizer for xml queries and do some sanity checks\n09:59 \u003c chrissie\u003e hmm, so I have a choice between a parser \u0026 a ldap\n09:59 \u003c chrissie\u003e suddenly this wall looks very appealing ;)\n```\n\n### stdaro shares his wisdom about Lustre\n\n```\n16:38 \u003c lon\u003e I think they are using Lustre for the root file system\n16:38 \u003c lucianodrosda\u003e Thank you for helping me!!! Good evening for you (here\n                       are 17:40)! =)\n16:38 \u003c lon\u003e good night =)\n16:38 \u003c stdaro\u003e good luck :)\n16:39 \u003c lon\u003e stdaro: wow, says they have process migration working on openssi\n             now :o\n16:39 \u003c stdaro\u003e lustre is scary enough by itself, root on lustre is like an HPC\n                Friday the 13th meets nightmare on elm street\n```\n\n### when you discover you are a lord, is too late\n\n```\nDate: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 11:43:43 -0400\nFrom: jim parsons\nTo: fabbione\n\nHello sir,\n```\n\n### Branches and BDSM.. the missing link\n\n```\n19:21 \u003c lon\u003e nah, it's not hard to track them all ;)\n19:22 \u003c fabbione\u003e lon: can i quote that? :)))))\n19:23 \u003c fabbione\u003e the next one that's going to miss a git push to stable2, i will cross burn him alive with that printed on top of the cross in place of I.N.R.I. ... like Jesus\n19:23 \u003c lon\u003e I don't think that's a function of my cvs/git usage, however.  I think it's because I forget about them all the\n             time, and I need someone like you to whip me every time I forget.\n19:23  * fabbione is already dressed in black leather\n```\n","project_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fclusterlabs%2Fhigh-laughability","html_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/projects/github.com%2Fclusterlabs%2Fhigh-laughability","lists_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fclusterlabs%2Fhigh-laughability/lists"}