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Instead of dry HTTP responses, this project returns meaningful, philosophical Latin reflections depending on the status code – all from the point of view of a chosen ancient thinker.\n\n\u003e Because sometimes, *404 Not Found* just isn't enough.\n\n---\n\n## Philosophers\n\nChoose your responder:\n\n- **Seneca (the Younger)** — Stoic calm, sorrow-tinged reason.\n- **Diogenes** — Cynical, mocking, sharp-tongued truth.\n- **Plotinus** — Mystical abstraction and cosmic vibes.\n\n(*Nietzsche plugin currently in testing — handle with care.*)\n\n---\n\n## Supported Status Codes\n\nEach status has unique responses per philosopher:\n\n- `200 OK` — *Actum est.* / *It is done.*\n- `403 Forbidden` – *Scimus te. Et tamen: non.* / *We know you. 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But engraved in stone, spiritually.\n\n---\n\nHappy requesting. May your packets find meaning.\n\n","project_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fddrcode%2Fhttp-stoic-statuses","html_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/projects/github.com%2Fddrcode%2Fhttp-stoic-statuses","lists_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fddrcode%2Fhttp-stoic-statuses/lists"}