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This is a real tool, not some joke to mess up your whole repo.\n* Definitely works in Bash and Zsh. Probably works in most other shells?\n* Accepts any arguments that `git blame` accepts.\n* Can be safely run in parallel with other `git` commands (including\n  other `git self-blame` commands).\n* It blames you for everything, what more do you want?\n\n## Installation\n\n```bash\ngit clone https://github.com/JacobEvelyn/git-self-blame.git\ncd git-self-blame\nexport PATH=$PATH:$(pwd)\n\n# If you want to actually use this more than once, add this\n# to your PATH in a more permanent place, like your\n# `~/.bashrc` or `~/.zshrc` files.\n```\n\n## How does it work?\n\nThere's a handy walkthrough\n[in the source](https://github.com/JacobEvelyn/git-self-blame/blob/master/git-self-blame)!\n\n## Who are you?\n\nI'm Jacob. I do a lot of [humor writing](https://medium.com/@jacobevelyn) and\n[tech writing](https://medium.freecodecamp.org/@jacobevelyn) and\n[code writing](https://github.com/JacobEvelyn), and you can blame me for all\nof it.\n","project_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fjacobevelyn%2Fgit-self-blame","html_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/projects/github.com%2Fjacobevelyn%2Fgit-self-blame","lists_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fjacobevelyn%2Fgit-self-blame/lists"}