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'Cause fuck those shitty monetized sites that take 3 clicks and 700 http requests to get to some text that you copied into a _Slack_ snippet back in the _Snow Leopard_ days but never starred.   \n\nNow all of your _\"rock star\"_ design needs are just a mainline **npm** speedball away. 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