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Let the horror begin.\n\n##### 12 September 2025 1:30 PM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e You could have 66 abortions instead of that GPU _and_ make the government sad about the ageing population problem.\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e don't tease me witha. good time\n\n([source](https://discord.com/channels/488890763720130560/488890763720130562/1416113834611183678))\n\n##### 9 January 2025 11:04 AM\n\n    \u003cswillits\u003e \"Drug Stores\" always sold more than drugs, and then the name changed to pharmacy.\n    \u003cphlogios\u003e in Sweden we say \"Apotek\"\n    \u003cphlogios\u003e and they sell medicine and dildos\n    \u003cphlogios\u003e and mustard\n\n##### 30 September 2024 1:40 PM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e The main problem with documentation these days is that it isn't pornographic enough.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e And that's why no-one reads it.\n\n##### 20 August 2024 4:16 PM\n\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE DICK SUCKING?\n    \u003cTheCire\u003e fuck you\n\n##### 1 October 2020 7:03 PM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e What it needs first of all is a pair of spatulas jammed into its underside.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e I've done this multiple times and it's always awful.\n\n##### 30 April 2020 5:38 PM\n\n    \u003cswillits\u003e Anyone else getting ads for Russian girls, web cam stuff, personal intimacy devices...\n    \u003cOneSadCookie\u003e that's just normal conjugation of the verb\n\n##### 14 April 2020 7:30 PM\n\n    \u003cslembcke\u003e massages cheddar into @mysteriouspants's hair\n\n##### 19 April 2019 1:31 PM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Hah, my old PowerMac 7300 still works!\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e GraphicConverter says \"you've been using this software for 5378 days\".\n\n##### 28 February 2019 4:52 PM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Is there such a thing as cat pants?\n\n##### 17 January 2019 6:18 PM\n\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e goddamn i'm getting old\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e does anyone know of a way to stop this process?\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Yes, but I don't recommend it.\n\n##### 11 June 2018 4:31 PM\n\n    \u003cHelgaIronic\u003e the very first website i went to was Yahoo though\n    \u003craws\u003e my first was www.idevelopmacintoshvideogames.com\n    \u003cswillits\u003e stupid idea for a website\n\n##### 9 October 2017 10:24 PM\n\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e Genitals\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e They're complicated\n\n##### 28 July 2017 8:24 PM\n\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e OK. Camera 2 mounted directly in the poop zone. You won't get away from me this time!\n\n##### 28 June 2017 2:20 PM\n\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e DRUGS NEED TO SOAK INTO THE BLOOD STEAM FIRST\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e and then I can debug\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e Oh I made 1$\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e thanks china\n\n##### 27 March 2017 2:36 AM\n\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e KatieHuber:  figure out that prob yet\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e the anal retention one\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e o_O\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e what\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e whaaaaaaat\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e what\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e O_o\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e er, typo, sry. singleton* retention\n\n##### 24 July 2016 4:21 AM\n\n    \u003cswillits\u003e i've had multiple vacation plans go up in smoke due to wildfires in the last decade.\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e ha ha. i see what you did there. ha.\n    \u003cswillits\u003e kinda makes you get choked up when it happens.\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e sounds like you've been burned one too many times\n    \u003cswillits\u003e yeah. But it does afford the opportunity to blaze new trails, and go somewhere new.\n    \u003c`teh1\u003e good way to ignite your exploratory spirit\n    \u003cswillits\u003e I think it's time to extinguish this line of puns.\n\n##### 24 November 2015 3:06 PM\n\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e cute\n    \u003cswillits\u003e I am, aren't I.\n    \u003cCassie\u003e In a non-Euclidean way, sure\n\n##### 8 November 2015 12:48 PM\n\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e I read the internet\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e and it made me dumber\n\n##### 23 September 2015 3:39 PM\n\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e you've convinced me. i'm going to go out and try to reproduce as much as possible\n\n##### 20 June 2015 1:59 AM\n\n    \u003craws\u003e what is a dude sock\n\n##### 4 February 2015 6:59 PM\n\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e someone needs to invent a robot that will feed you the kind of messy finger foods you can't normally eat while coding\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e doritos, buttery poopcorn, etc.\n\n##### 8 April 2014 4:18 PM\n\n    \u003calexsikora\u003e unce unce unce unce\n    * alexsikora sweats on Keith\n\n##### 15 February 2014 2:33 AM\n\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e crap the building is trying to eat me again\n\n##### 15 January 2014 4:31 PM\n\n    \u003cswillits\u003e well that's interesting. stopping on that breakpoint made the entire OS stop responding to the keyboard…\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e Given that you're typing here, I can infer that you fixed the problem?\n    \u003cswillits\u003e no, this is my telepathic input device.\n    \u003cswillits\u003e it's BLEUBERRYIWES very harMUSTANGd to control\n\n##### 10 January 2014 4:27 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e I want a strong woman who isn't afraid to set my cache policy\n\n##### 24 December 2013 3:08 PM\n\n    \u003cskyhawk2891\u003e children are like... walking virus bags\n    \u003cskyhawk2891\u003e I like to expose myself to them on occasion\n\n##### 20 December 2013 1:48 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e I need to go bail him out\n    \u003cRaws\u003e and assist the police in confiscating all of his firearms\n    \u003cskyhawk2891\u003e and vacation now begins!\n\n##### 7 December 2013 1:29 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e 𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝙗𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e of steel\n\n##### 2 December 2013 8:15 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e does time matter\n    \u003cRaws\u003e does\n    \u003cRaws\u003e time\n    \u003cRaws\u003e https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio\n    \u003cRaws\u003e matter\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e thyme does matter. it's an important spice\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e sage wisdom\n    \u003cswillits\u003e ha.\n    \u003cswillits\u003e are those chicken nuggets?\n    \u003cswillits\u003e did I really watch that entire thing\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e I only watched it parsley\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e I cayenne imagine why anyone would watch the whole thing\n    \u003cRaws\u003e it's a salt on the senses\n    \u003cswillits\u003e Excuse me. I mustard.\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e Nobody else wants to curry flavor with me with allspice puns?\n    \u003cswillits\u003e I rue this conversation.\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e sorrel :(\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e anise time for me to go, anyway\n    \u003cswillits\u003e It's peppered with gems, but by no means is it mint.\n \n##### 20 November 2013 11:21 PM\n\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e garget!\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e inflammation of a cow's or ewe's udder?\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e ha\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e Oh wow, it's a word\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e lol\n\n##### 20 June 2013 5:15 PM\n\n    \u003cswillits\u003e Hmm. Mobile GPUs are really slow\n    \u003cswillits\u003e 2 years newer and still 3x slower\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e It's because they're flat.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e How can you do fast 3D in a flat GPU.\n\n##### 2 February 2013 3:15 PM\n\n    \u003cQcMat\u003e lol I was working on my platformer, character died with saw blade, respawned\n    \u003cQcMat\u003e but I dided about 300 pixels over where you spawn\n    \u003cQcMat\u003e so when I respawned, it was raining my own blood on the respawned character\n    \u003cQcMat\u003e epic coincidence :)\n    \u003ccmiller\u003e sounds like an ordinary saturday to me\n\n##### 18 March 2012 11:14 PM\n\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e I wish I knew less AppleScript :/\n\n##### 30 July 2011 4:38 PM\n\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e 3 was the scrotum key the whole time\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e other good things on that row are tic-tac-toe, money, stars\n    \u003cRaws\u003e maybe the Arabs meant for it to be a scrotum and not a number\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e wait a minute\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e 2 is also a penis\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e 23\n    \u003cRaws\u003e oh my god\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e wtf is going on\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e See a doctor.\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e neil if you can't read into the glyphs of the ancients, please don't disparage those who can\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e You can't read the glyphs of the ancients, you just crazy.\n\n##### 13 March 2011 8:01 AM\n\n    \u003cmonodemono\u003e Ugh, wtf, my trash is indefinitely emptying\n    \u003cmonodemono\u003e There we go, it fixed itself.\n    \u003cmonodemono\u003e It took approximately 7 minutes to delete 2 megs though, so you can see why I was a bit baffled.\n    \u003cElMonkey\u003e you're just too impatient\n    \u003cElMonkey\u003e you should be grateful for any operation that takes less than half a week\n\n##### 17 December 2010 6:00 AM\n\n    *** cmiller is a bulimic memory user - binge and purge all the way!\n\n##### 30 November 2010 2:40 PM\n\n    *** mercy____ takes some NSThread and an NSNeedle and makes a fucking NSChristmasSweater\n    \u003cmercy____\u003e with NSSanta totally hauling ass in his sleigh\n    *** mercy____ trails off mumbling incoherently\n\n##### 16 November 2010 7:51 PM\n\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e does unity include networking?\n    \u003cmercy|zzz\u003e unity.linkedin.com\n\n##### 2 November 2010 9:13 PM\n\n    \u003ckortham\u003e \"Which is the dick pat.\"\n\n##### 9 September 2010 5:51 PM\n\n    \u003c[Araelium]Seth\u003e I HATE YOU QUICKTIME.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Business as usual.\n\n##### 16 August 2010 6:30 PM\n\n    \u003cmercy_____\u003e coredata objects are fucking creepy\n    \u003cmercy_____\u003e i would NOT allow one of these things to date my daughter\n\n##### 13 July 2010 10:14 AM\n\n    * TheBunny tries the new tea despenser at work\n    \u003cRaws\u003e wHy NoT tHe CoFfEe DiSpEnSeR?¿?\n    * Raws vibrates in place\n    * \u003cTheBunny\u003e was hopefing for less stomach upset\n    * TheBunny is nashausss kind of today\n    \u003cTheBunny\u003e I must be pregnant\n\n##### 19 March 2010 11:54 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e \"They fiddled with the genes in C. elegans neurons so that they could turn the neurons on or off one by one by gently shining laser light on them\" LOL WHAT MIND CONTROL LASERS\n\n##### 17 February 2010 1:09 PM\n\n    \u003cMissPiggy\u003e Dinosaurs were real BUT they are just walking skeletons, no brains or flesh\n    \u003cRaws\u003e oh\n    \u003cfuturestack\u003e that clears up a lot\n    \u003cMissPiggy\u003e I ate a fish with bones and some of them went back up into my barin\n\n##### 8 February 2010 5:46 PM\n\n    \u003ckortham\u003e http://howlingmoonsoftware.com/downloads/Upshot1.1.0.dmg\n    \u003ckortham\u003e Lots of updates\n    \u003cMissPiggy\u003e lots of upshots yuo might say !!!!!!!!\n\n##### Sometime in November 2009\n\n    \u003cfacsimile\u003e Name: Raws\n    \u003cfacsimile\u003e Due Date: 16-11-09\n    \u003cO_4\u003e Raws is overdue?\n    \u003cO_4\u003e I always thought Raws was male...\n    (...intermittent chat which deserves to be forgotten forever...)\n    \u003cRaws\u003e oh, there was an exchange of genes, all right\n    \u003cfacsimile\u003e what have I started :(\n    \u003cfacsimile\u003e I was simply implying that Raws was an algebra textbook\n\n##### 19 November 2009 4:08 PM\n\n    \u003cAkumaStreak\u003e Her belly button is literally 1680x1050\n    \u003cAkumaStreak\u003e (lying)\n    \u003cAkumaStreak\u003e lieing\n    \u003cAkumaStreak\u003e fuckles\n\n##### 12 November 2009 4:16 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e 20,000 pages of porm??\n\n##### 31 October 2009 6:04 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e hoey\n    \u003cfax\u003e eff grtied ridec\n    \u003cfax\u003e woops\n    \u003cfax\u003e Egg fried rice is good\n\n##### 10 October 2009 11:57 PM\n\n    *** [Araelium]Seth joined the chat room.\n    *** [Araelium]Seth was granted voice by ChanServ.\n    \u003cO_4\u003e Hi Seth\n    \u003c[Araelium]Seth\u003e \u003e.\u003c !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n    *** [Araelium]Seth left the chat room. (Client Quit)\n    \u003cO_4\u003e Sorry Seth\n    \u003cO_4\u003e Are greetings considered offensive in the US?\n\n##### 23 August 2009 6:06 PM\n\n    \u003crocketman\u003e I've got 7 friends\n    \u003crocketman\u003e one of thems a girl and anothers a cross dresser beat that!!!\n\n##### 20 July 2009 2:55 PM\n\n    \u003cElMonkey\u003e http://brianwill.net/blog/2009/07/20/reinventing-the-desktop-for-real-this-time-part-1/\n    \u003cElMonkey\u003e some good thoughts about UI\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e that sounding PIMPin !!\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e oh man -- and I thought I'd never top that CRUD pun\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e I better lay down before my sides burst open\n\n##### 13 June 2009 3:56 PM\n\n    \u003ccrworden\u003e yeah im doing a taboo but let me say that i am sunburned cuz i drank in the sun at like 95 degrees and a rat just peed in my nostril\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e yuk\n\n##### 6 June 2009 11:50 AM\n\n    \u003ckiwiMark\u003e HAM ALERT HAM ALERT\n    \u003ckiwiMark\u003e We are officially out of ham.\n    \u003ckiwiMark\u003e Tell the villagefolk.\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e /!\\ THIS IS SOOO SCARY /!\\ HAM FLU /!\\ PLEASE BE WORRIED /!\\\n    (...)\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e how does the universe work :o\n    \u003csoupdragon\u003e AFter blowing your nose with a slice of ham, please wash your hams!!\n\n##### 22 May 2009 8:04 PM\n\n    (during a \"sticky gameplay\" contest)\n    \u003cTheMonkey\u003e god, i am not able to figure out how to stick and explode balls properly\n\n##### 20 May 2009 12:34 AM\n\n    (from kortham)\n    \u003cRaws\u003e relationships should be more like version control\n    \u003cRaws\u003e with no fears of commitment, because you can always revert\n\n##### 9 April 2009 12:48 AM\n\n    \u003cvolte\u003e kortham: how2chipmunkwithinternet\n    (...)\n    \u003ckortham\u003e Depends how the other clients interact when they send their movements to the authoritative server machine. Since the server will have them in slightly different spots than the client thought they were (because of that latency)\n    \u003ckortham\u003e The client says shoot here, or drive through the stompy machine. but to the server, you are 150ms late, and the stompy machine is already stomping\n    \u003cbananamananiac\u003e *the stompy machine is already stomping*\n    \u003ckortham\u003e exactly.\n    \u003ckortham\u003e And what happens?\n    \u003ckortham\u003e SQUISH\n    \u003cbananamananiac\u003e Andy, if you don't mind, I am going to hire you to write a movie\n\n##### 17 March 2009 9:52 AM\n\n    (hours of silence)\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Seth, you're wrong.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Just thought you should know.\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e In your absence.\n    (hours of silence)\n\n##### 25 January 2008 11:38 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxlore\u003e thdoeugrcfextkjqtxdhudgckegdcuoed\n    * faxlore xuuf!\n\n##### 16 January 2008 12:32 AM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e hgdgdghd!\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e other things I can type fast: trnnchrghrcg,  bxbxbxbxbxb,  snathoeuntshaoeunthsaoeunths,  ntshaoeurlcg,.pnthaoeurclg\n\n##### 16 January 2008 12:00 AM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e i aw leaptbbci to toucd type\n\n##### 8 January 2008 4:38 PM\n\n    \u003cfax-fax\u003e {!}[?]~~-._ internet! _.-~~[?]{!}\n\n##### 4 January 2008 4:16 PM\n\n    \u003cibd\u003e is a posteriori collision detection/response really that bad?\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e What do you mean 'a posteriori'?\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e I know what it means, but what does it mean in that sentence?\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e It means bum!!!!!!!!!!\n\n##### 4 January 2008 4:05 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws|w\u003e I am amazed that all this ActionScript I'm writing is actually working correctly\n    * Raws|w has never written AS before :-|\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n    \u003cRaws|w\u003e sweet jesus\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e FROM AppleScript SELECT * WHERE Raws = AWESOME;\n    * Raws|w boggles\n    * faxathisia is LIKE  AAAAAAAAA\n\n##### 4 January 2008 10:49 AM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e oh goD!!!!!!\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e haskell type system is not POWERFUL enough\n    * faxathisia AAAAAAA\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I NEED dependant types\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e GOD DAMN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!\n\n##### 21 December 2007 11:32 AM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e gr!\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I can't prove that a + b = b + a\n\n##### 16 December 2007 10:41 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS!!!!! BUT I'M ALL OUTTA ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\n\n##### 10 December 2007 1:54 AM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e ..I can't figure out how to do graphics with SQL\n    \u003cThemsAllTook\u003e I can't figure out how to paint with my screwdriver.\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e now come on that's easy :p\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e just make sure it's not a leaky screwdriver\n\n##### 7 December 2007 11:20 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I WANT TO MAKE A PZUZLE GAME\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e FIUCKKKKKKKKKK\n\n##### 6 November 2007 9:29 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e \u003e:|\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e my parser code turned out really really well\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e This is annoying because I had an idea how to fix a problem which seems to no longer exist\n\n##### 23 October 2007 2:17 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e SCIENCE IS A TOOL OF SATAN\n\n##### 23 October 2007 12:09 PM\n\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I note that you have not submitted either part 1 or part 2 of your OOPSE assignment. I am now concerned about your progress. These separate parts are a single progression towards the whole. By missing the first two parts, you are causing yourself significant difficulty for the rest of the assignment.\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I've no idea what I've missed... I went ot all these classes\n    \u003cRaws|w\u003e is this from your professor? o_O\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e probably\n    \u003cfaxathisia\u003e I don't really know who that is but I assume so\n\n##### 22 October 2007 9:57 AM\n\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Wow, I'm having difficulty with this drinking water thing.\n    * NCarter aims at mouth and misses.\n\n##### 19 October 2007 2:35 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e moo\n    \u003cfax\u003e \u003e:|\n\n##### 19 October 2007 2:30 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e mofo\n    * fax just got phoned by a swan\n\n##### 19 October 2007 2:28 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e im eating a purple carrot\n    * oPless steals some of faxs' balm to sooth the itching\n    \u003cfax\u003e my BLAM!\n\n##### 12 October 2007 8:51 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e also my computers been printing desu all night\n    \u003cfax\u003e :/\n    \u003cfax\u003e I didn't realsie\n\n##### 9 October 2007 12:25 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e omg\n    \u003cfax\u003e I might eat food today\n\n##### 28 September 2007 3:59 AM\n\n    * Raws is listening to Hora staccato by Dinicu from Doolanshire Classics (0:19 / 2:04)\n    \u003cfax\u003e i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks anyway\n    \u003cfax\u003e Raws: i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks\n    \u003cRaws\u003e :-\\\n    \u003cfax\u003e Raws: im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...\n    \u003cfax\u003e :DDDDD\n\n##### 28 September 2007 3:47 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e Mp3s have been showing up everywhere in this new computer age.\n    \u003cfax\u003e Newspapers, Radio Shack ads and Web sites.\n    \u003cfax\u003e Some commons questions pertaining to these may include the following:\n    \u003cfax\u003e -What is a mp3 anyway?\n    \u003cfax\u003e -How do I play my mp3s?\n    \u003cfax\u003e -How do I get them?\n    \u003css2cire\u003e mp3s show up in newspapers? O.o\n    \u003css2cire\u003e those are some high tech newspapers..\n    \u003ckiwiMark\u003e There's just a two page spread of 00000010011000011000101010000111, Eric.\n    \u003cfax\u003e 49 44 33 03 00 00 00 00  *\n    \u003cfax\u003e gotta be valid\n\n##### 30 August 2007 11:32 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e where to download films ?:|\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e I hear they have this thing called \"bittorrent\" and \"the internet\" and \"the pirate bay\", ed...\n    \u003cfax\u003e that sounds promising :(\n    \u003cfax\u003e I don't want Broadway Theater Adaptations though :\n    \u003cfax\u003e :p\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e there's a little text field labeled something like \"search\"\n    \u003cfax\u003e if its so easy show me how its done :P\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e you type the name of the film you want, then click search, then it brings up results.  if your film is old, or you have poor taste in films, or you have good taste in films, you may get no results.  in that case, you type the name of a different film\n    \u003cfax\u003e \u003e:|\n    \u003cfax\u003e I did that yea\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e if you don't know what film you want, you type a random word like \"monkey\" or \"pirate\" in the box and see what it comes up with\n    \u003cfax\u003e They don't ahve what I want\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e in that case, there's a thing called \"amazon\" or \"your local DVD store\" that may be able to help :p\n    \u003cfax\u003e maybe I'll get the 50s one instead of the 60s :/\n    \u003cfax\u003e oh no way\n    \u003cfax\u003e internet sucks :/\n\n##### 21 August 2007 12:53 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e blaugh\n    \u003cfax\u003e im bread this sucks\n\n##### 18 August 2007 8:40 AM\n\n    (total silence)\n    \u003cfax\u003e lets trade book warez\n    (total silence)\n\n##### 15 August 2007 11:17 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e why does maths always make people start pondering the death of the entire human race\n\n##### 8 August 2007 9:50 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e :|O\n    (...)\n    \u003cfax\u003e your moms a skateboarding watermelon\n\n##### 4 August 2007 3:20 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e how dare stuff like fix itself\n\n##### 4 August 2007 2:32 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e oh man, I just managed to register pirate.co.ve with the Venezuelan NIC\n    \u003cfax\u003e PIRATE COVE\n    \u003cfax\u003e I GET IT\n\n##### 11 July 2007 3:56 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e mouse with wires are faster\n\n##### 11 July 2007 3:07 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e I know some blog software written in lisp\n\n##### 30 June 2007 9:10 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e I mean binary\n    \u003cfax\u003e its not clear cut\n\n##### 28 June 2007 1:31 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)\n    \u003cfax\u003e PRIVATE AREA OF HAXX\n    \u003cfax\u003e I use lynx for porn\n\n##### 28 June 2007 1:28 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e how crazy is that?\n    \u003cfax\u003e I might be writing useful softwerE?!!\n    * fax quickly installs a rootkit before anyone notices\n\n##### 28 June 2007 1:24 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e intel G5 ?\n    \u003cfax\u003e myth or reality?!\n    \u003cNCarter\u003e Ed is receiving messages from about 24 hours ago.\n    \u003cfax\u003e 42 HOORS?\n    \u003cfax\u003e When do they release the new intel G5s????\n\n##### 12 June 2007 7:38 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e *G*\n    \u003cfax\u003e im like\n    \u003cfax\u003e :DD\n    * fax goes for a npa\n    \u003cfax\u003e NPA you haerd meeeeee\n\n##### 5 June 2007 7:55 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e I think im gunna snort some baking soda or somthing\n\n##### 1 June 2007 9:02 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e lol ummmm LOL\n    \u003cfax\u003e .... WHAT\n    \u003cfax\u003e LOl\n    \u003cfax\u003e lol\n    (...)\n    \u003cfax\u003e Actually, I am wearing clothes now!\n    (...)\n    \u003cfax\u003e A cute little skirt.....!!!!\n\n##### 1 June 2007 8:35 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e OMG\n    \u003cfax\u003e EVERYONE ON IRC IS A CAT\n\n##### 24 May 2007 7:32 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e hm snadwhich\n    \u003cfax\u003e SBEls\n    * fax is now known as afx.\n\n##### 16 May 2007 6:51 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e billy-goat-gruffs?????\n    * NCarter still thinks that Ed is replying to messages which aren't there.\n\n##### 12 May 2007 9:22 AM\n\n    * fax joined the chat room.\n    \u003cfax\u003e hello\n    \u003cfax\u003e I decide that grapes are the perfect hangover cure after drinking too much wine\n    \u003cfax\u003e I found hax progrma http://rafb.net/p/AMaqWX44.html now im hacker\n\n##### 30 April 2007 9:25 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e man I put toast on macroni\n    \u003cfax\u003e its the best\n\n##### 29 April 2007 7:13 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e I goat texturing to work\n\n##### 27 April 2007 4:42 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e I ASDFASGS\n    \u003cfax\u003e im going to cook peas \u0026 waffles bbl\n    * fax ?\n\n##### 27 April 2007 4:41 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e erosion = sin(x^2)\n\n##### 27 April 2007 4:39 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e u will fear whut im about to do\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e mercilessly butcher the english language?\n    \u003cfax\u003e im gunan hack a street light\n    \u003cKatieHuber\u003e I was right :(\n    \u003cfax\u003e its too damned briht\n\n##### 22 April 2007 11:57 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e you know what\n    \u003cfax\u003e fuck this\n    * fax eats a pomegranite\n\n##### 19 April 2007 12:16 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e fucksake \u003e:|\n    \u003cfax\u003e I hate the mouse\n    \u003cfax\u003e the scrollball breaks\n    \u003cfax\u003e \u0026 then you clean it\n    \u003cfax\u003e \u0026 wait \u0026 then it breaks\n    \u003cfax\u003e my life starts to revolve around cleaning the fucking scrollball\n    \u003cfax\u003e every moment is just another second closer to clearing it\n    \u003cfax\u003e why do apple do torture us like this?\n\n##### 19 April 2007 12:04 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e ffs\n    \u003cfax\u003e who the fuck writes software\n    \u003cfax\u003e fucking morons probably for the most of it that I encounter\n\n##### 18 April 2007 1:04 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e what I meant to say was\n    \u003cfax\u003e I started to have macosx 10.5 or somthing\n    \u003cfax\u003e \u0026 thats the end of that :[\n    \u003cfax\u003e re: Emil\n\n##### 18 April 2007 1:00 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e :(\n    \u003cfax\u003e he had\n    \u003cfax\u003e no\n\n##### 18 April 2007 12:55 PM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e appol tev?\n    \u003cfax\u003e -APCOL jTV?\n    \u003ckevster\u003e time to ignore ed, he is speaking gibberish again\n\n##### 29 Mar 2007 10:51 PM\n\n    \u003cRaws\u003e OBJECT-ORIENTED SEXUAL ORGANS\n    \u003cfax\u003e absolutly\n\n##### 24 Mar 2007 12:06 AM\n\n    \u003cfax\u003e woah\n    \u003cfax\u003e I fell asleep\n    \u003cfax\u003e and dreampt I slid down a hill\n    \u003cfax\u003e and woke up :D\n","project_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fraws%2Ffax.txt","html_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/projects/github.com%2Fraws%2Ffax.txt","lists_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Fraws%2Ffax.txt/lists"}