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align=\"center\"\u003e\n\n\u003cimg src=\"https://media2.giphy.com/media/sgVb9gX9DpYEo/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611c69dd1c9ed43971d182d9ba2f4aaeed323c7b4fe\u0026rid=giphy.gif\" /\u003e\n\n# offensive-fortune\n[![Does-having-a-dark-sense-of-humor-mean-that-you-are-a-bad-person](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/no-ragrets.svg)](https://www.quora.com/Does-having-a-dark-sense-of-humor-mean-that-you-are-a-bad-person)\n[![gopher](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/made-with-go.svg)](https://blog.golang.org/gopher)\n[![developers](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/built-by-developers.svg)](https://web.mit.edu/humor/Computers/real.programmers)\n[![debt](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/contains-technical-debt.svg)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_debt)\n[![responsibility](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/powered-by-responsibility.svg)](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/responsibility)\n[![forthebadge](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/uses-badges.svg)](https://forthebadge.com)\n[![cataas](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/contains-cat-gifs.svg)](https://cataas.com/)\n\nA script for generating [fortune](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)) cookie from the ugly and horrible jokes internet has to offer.\n\n\n\u003c/div\u003e\n\n```\n _______________________________________\n/ These jokes are so dark I'm surprised \\\n| that they haven't been shot by the    |\n\\ police.                               /\n ---------------------------------------\n        \\   ^__^\n         \\  (oo)\\_______\n            (__)\\       )\\/\\\n                ||----w |\n                ||     ||\n\n```\n\n## Use\n1. 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