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Do you miss the office life? You won't any more with this realistic office slack simulator.\r\n\r\n## In action\r\nWe have spared no expense, simulating the most realistic office messages, so you are never really at ease!\r\n\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-1.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-2.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-3.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-4.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\r\n**This is serious stuff**\r\n- Complete Realism\r\n- 100% vetted passive agression!\r\n- And of course, it REMEMBERS!\r\n\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-5.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\r\n*... 5 days later:*\r\n\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-6.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\r\n**Lets see that again!**\r\n\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-7.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\r\n*... 8 days later:*\r\n\r\n\u003cimg src=\"https://s3.amazonaws.com/tholman.com/office-simulator/github-readme-assets/office-sim-8.png\" width=\"500\"\u003e\r\n\r\n## Installation\r\n\r\n1. Firstly, you will need to create a new \"bot\" integration, in your slack [settings](http://my.slack.com/services/new/bot). Type a username `Office Simulator` and click \"Add Bot Integration\". \r\n\r\n2. Once the bot is created, you will be shown an `API token` ... copy this, we'll need it later.\r\n\r\n3. Next, clone this project, or download it as a [ZIP](https://github.com/tholman/office-simulator/archive/master.zip) and extract it.\r\n\r\n4. Open up `index.js` in the root directory, and add replace `SLACK_API_TOKEN` with your slack token. You can also change the channel from `general` to one of your other channels, if you wish.\r\n\r\n5. Finally, run `npm install` and `npm start` in the project, and you should see the initial team building message.\r\n\r\n## Something to add?\r\n\r\nPlease, add new messages for the slackbot, etc, to the `/data/actions.js` file... you can use the `%modifier%` to add custom random alterations, as well as the `reaction` key, to add custom reactions.\r\n\r\nSubmit a PR, and I'll check it out!\r\n\r\n## Note\r\n\r\nOffice simulator only posts once or twice a day, so if it doesn't seem to be constantly going, its due to painstakingly accurate realism.\r\n\r\n## License\r\n\r\nThe MIT License\r\n\r\nCopyright (c) 2020 Tim Holman - http://tholman.com\r\n","project_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Ftholman%2Foffice-simulator","html_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/projects/github.com%2Ftholman%2Foffice-simulator","lists_url":"https://awesome.ecosyste.ms/api/v1/projects/github.com%2Ftholman%2Foffice-simulator/lists"}