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https://github.com/juanfran/postcss-trolling

PostCSS plugin to increase the productivity of your co-workers
https://github.com/juanfran/postcss-trolling

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# PostCSS Trolling [![Build Status][ci-img]][ci]

[PostCSS] plugin to increase the productivity of your co-workers :trollface:.

[PostCSS]: https://github.com/postcss/postcss
[ci-img]: https://travis-ci.org/juanfran/postcss-trolling.svg
[ci]: https://travis-ci.org/juanfran/postcss-trolling

## Usage

```js
postcss([ require('postcss-trolling') ])
```

See [PostCSS] docs for examples for your environment.

### Options

#### blurBlink

Blur the website for a split second

- Default:

```js
trolling({
blurBlink: {
time: '20s'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
body {
animation: blurBlink 20s infinite;
}
@keyframes blurBlink {
0% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
49% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
50% {
filter: blur(1px)
}
51% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
100% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
}
```

![blink](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/905195/11480397/8d5ada72-9797-11e5-8332-223fb9161f0f.gif)

#### comicSans

The best font ever for the web

- Default:

```js
trolling({
comicSans: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
* {
font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive !important;
}
```

#### slowlyGrowText

Slowly grow text

- Default:

```js
trolling({
slowlyGrowText: {
time: '120s',
maxFontSize: '80pt'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
p {
animation: slowlyGrowText 120s ease-in;
}
@keyframes slowlyGrowText {
0% {
font-size: none;
}
100% {
font-size: 80pt;
}
}
```

![text-grow](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/905195/11480858/1bef40c8-979a-11e5-93c6-c44a4eb3c6ce.gif)

#### rotate

Rotate the website

- Default:

```js
trolling({
rotate: {
deg: 0.2
}
});
```

```css
/* output */
body {
transform: rotate(0.2deg);
overflow-x: hidden;
}
```

#### blur

Blur everything!

- Default:

```js
trolling({
blur: {
time: '120s',
blur: '0.8px'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
body {
animation: blur 120s infinite;
}
@keyframes blur {
0% {
filter: blur(0px);
}
100% {
filter: blur(0.8px);
}
}
```

![blur](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/905195/11480326/374f9334-9797-11e5-87b9-8c85d51c1ffc.gif)

#### roulette

Moves the specified number of properties into other (random) elements

- Default:

```js
trolling({
roulette: 1
});
```
```css
.selector1 {
width: 100%;
}

.selector2 {
height: 100%;
}

.selector3 {
display: block;
}

// (random) output -->

```css
.selector1 {
height: 100%;
}

.selector2 {
display: block;
}

.selector3 {
width: 100%;
}
```

#### hideOdd

Hide every odd paragraph element

- Default:

```js
trolling({
hideOdd: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
p:nth-child(odd) {
display: none;
}
```

#### wait

Permanent cursor wait

- Default:

```js
trolling({
wait: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
html {
cursor: wait !important;
}
```

#### hideCursor

Hide cursor

- Default:

```js
trolling({
hideCursor: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
html {
cursor: none !important;
}
```

#### ren

rem is a band of course

```css
.selector {
width: 10rem;
}

// output -->

.selector {
width: 10ren;
}
```

- Default:

```js
trolling({
ren: true
});
```

#### ms

microsoft doesn't have a browser...

```css
.selector {
-ms-flex: 1;
}

// output -->

.selector {
flex: 1;
}
```
- Default:

```js
trolling({
ms: true
});
```

#### heigth

Fix typo heigth

```css
.selector {
height: 10px;
}

// output -->

.selector {
heigth: 10px;
}
```

- Default:

```js
trolling({
heigth: true
});
```

#### aling

aling...

```css
.selector {
align-content: center;
}

// output -->

.selector {
aling-content: center;
}
```
- Default:

```js
trolling({
aling: true
});
```

#### clearfix

fix clearfix

```css
.clearfix:after { }

// output -->

.clearfix:before { }

```

- Default:

```js
trolling({
clearfix: true
});
```

#### veryImportant

Makes everything very important...

```css
.selector {
float: left !important;
}

// output -->

.selector {
float: left !!important;
}
```

- Default:

```js
trolling({
veryImportant: true
});
```

#### zIndex

```css
.selector {
z-index: 99999;
}

// output -->

.selector {
z-index: 0;
}
```
- Default:

```js
trolling({
zIndex: true
});
```

### All defaults

```js
trolling({
aling: true,
blur: {
time: '120s',
blur: '0.8px'
},
blurBlink: {
time: '20s'
},
clearfix: true,
comicSans: true,
heigth: true,
hideCursor: true,
hideOdd: true,
ms: true,
ren: true,
rotate: {
deg: 0.2
},
roulette: 1,
slowlyGrowText: {
time: '120s',
maxFontSize: '80pt'
},
veryImportant: true,
wait: true,
zIndex: true
});

// disabled
trolling({
aling: false,
blur: false,
blurBlink: false,
clearfix: false,
comicSans: false,
heigth: false,
hideCursor: false,
hideOdd: false,
ms: false,
ren: false,
rotate: false,
roulette: false,
slowlyGrowText: false,
verImportant: false,
wait: false,
zIndex: false
})
```

### Thanks

This plugin is based on [aprilFools.css](https://github.com/wesbos/aprilFools.css)