https://github.com/3digitdev/Haiku-TTP-Codes

HTTP Status Codes with Haikus for messages
https://github.com/3digitdev/Haiku-TTP-Codes

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HTTP Status Codes with Haikus for messages

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/3digitdev/Haiku-TTP-Codes
• Owner: 3digitdev
• Created: 2020-05-13T22:30:23.000Z (over 4 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2023-05-28T02:08:25.000Z (over 1 year ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-10-27T12:41:26.166Z (17 days ago)
• Language: Python
• Size: 34.2 KB
• Stars: 37
• Watchers: 4
• Forks: 6
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md

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# Haiku-TTP-Codes

Haiku Messages for each HTTP Status Code

## source

[Wikipedia Article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HTTP_status_codes)

## what the hell

A Slack conversation from an especially mean friend who doesn't respect my time resulted in a link to [Haiku Error Codes](https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html).

I couldn't resist.

## i have opinions

Cool beans -- Submit a PR.  The skeleton of the JSON is setup for anyone to add another haiku

for each status code

### what do i do

See the top 9 status codes for examples:

1. [200 OK](./codes/official/2XX/200.json)

2. [201 Created](./codes/official/2XX/201.json)

3. [204 No Content](./codes/official/2XX/204.json)

4. [400 Bad Request](./codes/official/4XX/400.json)

5. [401 Unauthorized](./codes/official/4XX/401.json)

6. [403 Forbidden](./codes/official/4XX/403.json)

7. [404 Not Found](./codes/official/4XX/404.json)

8. [409 Conflict](./codes/official/4XX/409.json)

9. [500 Internal Server Error](./codes/official/5XX/500.json)

### what's missing

Use the `tools/entries.py` file to find info about what needs work.

**Requires [rich](https://github.com/willmcgugan/rich) to run** -- (`pip install rich`)

`./entries.py` lists all codes and their haiku count

`./entries.py empty` lists only codes that have no haikus yet

## whiny standards

Let's try to have each entry in the `"messages"` list be of the format

```

"FIRST_LINE_OF_HAIKU // SECOND_LINE_OF_THE_HAIKU // LAST_LINE_OF_HAIKU"

```

This will make it stupid simple for people to parse in any language that has sane string splitting.

### what if i want a `//` in my haiku text

Guess whose PR ain't gettin' merged then?

### i don't like the structure

`(•_•)   ( •_•)>⌐■-■   (⌐■_■)`

### `WORD` doesn't have `NUM` syllables

[Yes](https://www.howmanysyllables.com/) [It](http://www.syllablecount.com/) [Does](https://www.poetrysoup.com/)

## i need this in my project

I am so sorry for your users, but okay.  I would love to have supported packages for each language to be deployed to various package managers.

Submit a PR to add support for yours if you want!  I don't plan to do them myself, that should be for smarter people.