https://github.com/PauloPhagula/programmer-jokes

programmer jokes
https://github.com/PauloPhagula/programmer-jokes

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programmer jokes

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/PauloPhagula/programmer-jokes
• Owner: PauloPhagula
• Created: 2022-08-02T10:33:34.000Z (over 2 years ago)
• Default Branch: main
• Last Pushed: 2023-08-29T12:02:58.000Z (about 1 year ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-08-03T23:02:48.540Z (4 months ago)
• Topics: fun, humor, jokes
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• Size: 6.84 KB
• Stars: 3
• Watchers: 0
• Forks: 2
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md

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README

        
# Programmer Jokes

> Submit your own, if they make me laugh I'll merge them.

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In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, liquor store, brewery, alcohol, beer, whiskey, vodka...

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Why did the two functions stop calling each other? Because they had constant arguments.

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How do functions break up? They stop calling each other.

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How do you know if a developer uses Vim? Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Q: Why do Astronauts use Linux?

A: Because they can't open Windows in Space.

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The E in JavaScript stands for easy. Then where is E in it?

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HTML is a girl and CSS is her makeup.

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Developer: We have a problem, MySQL is down.

Manager: Then use somebody else's SQL.

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My code doesn't work. Let's not change anything and run it again.

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You are not Java but you occupy all my memory.

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SELECT * FROM choices WHERE you = "succesful"

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Programmer's Prayer.


Our code is in C

Hallowed be you, console

Come to us your array[10]

And let {your key} be done

So in the 

if {

} As in Else{

}

The for(our;of each day;give us today++)

Debug our sentences

Just like we put the forgotten semicolon;

And don't let us fall into

    indentation

But deliver us from recursive functions

The main().



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You have to get really good at algorithms and data structures to pass your technical interviews and the bar is raising every day.

So much so, that by the time you're actually read to interview you may as well apply to do algorithms research instead of software engineering.