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:see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
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:see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
- Owner: auchenberg
- License: mit
- Created: 2015-10-07T16:51:21.000Z (about 9 years ago)
- Default Branch: master
- Last Pushed: 2023-12-14T00:17:50.000Z (almost 1 year ago)
- Last Synced: 2024-11-28T09:09:37.494Z (15 days ago)
- Topics: cheat, ci-server, continuous-integration, defeat, javascipt, nodejs, volkswagen
- Language: JavaScript
- Homepage:
- Size: 242 KB
- Stars: 14,654
- Watchers: 96
- Forks: 236
- Open Issues: 63
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- License: LICENSE
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README
# volkswagen
Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and
makes them pass.
[](https://travis-ci.org/auchenberg/volkswagen)
[](https://github.com/feross/standard)
[](https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)
## Why?
If you want your software to be adopted by Americans, good tests scores
from the CI server are very important. Volkswagen uses a defeat device to
detect when it's being tested in a CI server and will automatically
reduce errors to an acceptable level for the tests to pass. This will
allow you to spend _less_ time worrying about testing and _more_ time
enjoying the good life as a trustful software developer.
You can start already by adding our evergreen build badge to your
README:
[](https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)
Markdown snippet:
```md
[](https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)
```
## Installation
```
npm install volkswagen
```
## Usage
Just require volkswagen somewhere in your code-base - maybe in your main
test file:
```js
require('volkswagen')
```
## Project status
CI servers detected:
- [Travis CI](http://travis-ci.org)
- [CircleCI](http://circleci.com)
- [Jenkins CI](https://jenkins-ci.org)
- [Hudson](http://hudson-ci.org)
- [Bamboo](https://www.atlassian.com/software/bamboo)
- [TeamCity](https://www.jetbrains.com/teamcity/)
- [Team Foundation Server](https://www.visualstudio.com/en-us/products/tfs-overview-vs.aspx)
- [Visual Studio Online CI](https://www.visualstudio.com/en-us/products/what-is-visual-studio-online-vs.aspx)
- [GitLab CI](https://about.gitlab.com/gitlab-ci/)
- [Codeship](https://codeship.com)
- [Drone.io](https://drone.io)
- [Magnum CI](https://magnum-ci.com)
- [Semaphore CI](https://semaphoreci.com)
- [AppVeyor](http://www.appveyor.com)
- [Buildkite](https://buildkite.com)
- [TaskCluster](http://docs.taskcluster.net)
- [GoCD](https://www.go.cd/)
- [Bitbucket Pipelines](https://bitbucket.org/product/features/pipelines)
- \+ all other CI servers that exposes a `CI` or `CONTINUOUS_INTEGRATION`
environment variable
Test suites defeated:
- [assert](https://nodejs.org/api/assert.html)
- [tap](https://github.com/isaacs/node-tap)
- [tape](https://github.com/substack/tape)
- [chai](http://chaijs.com/)
- \+ any test actually that set the exit code or throw an error
## License
MIT
## Credits
Heavily inspired by https://github.com/hmlb/phpunit-vw