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:necktie: Synergy Speak Lorem Ipsum module
https://github.com/brianshumate/synergipsum

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:necktie: Synergy Speak Lorem Ipsum module

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/brianshumate/synergipsum
• Owner: brianshumate
• License: bsd-2-clause
• Created: 2012-01-05T23:30:37.000Z (almost 13 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2015-11-24T19:05:40.000Z (almost 9 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-10-01T20:17:06.880Z (about 1 month ago)
• Language: JavaScript
• Homepage: https://www.npmjs.com/package/synergipsum
• Size: 27.3 KB
• Stars: 3
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 1
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  • Readme: README.md
  • License: LICENSE

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# Synergipsum

[![npm version](https://badge.fury.io/js/synergipsum.svg)](http://badge.fury.io/js/synergipsum)

This goofy module returns strings of awful synergy speak, like what you'd

expect to hear in the average tech startup pitch or pointy haired boss.

Best enjoyed when read to yourself in the voice of Bill Lumbergh.

The module exports a `SynergIpsum` constructor with a `create` function;

instances of `SynergIpsum` provide a `generate` function that takes an

argument for the number of sentences of blather you'd like.

Pretty simple, but probably also half-baked, so use at own risk, without

warranty of fitness expressed or implied, void where prohibited, 

you'll shoot your eye out, etc.

## Example installation and invocation

```

npm install synergipsum

```

```

node

var synergy = require('synergipsum')

var blather = synergy.create(7) // synergy speak with 7 sentences

blather.generate()

```

Maybe this will do more later, and the vocabulary might expand over time. 

This is also my first ever Node.js module, so feel free to offer suggestions,

pull requests, and all the neighborly things.

## Thanks

I could not have made this module without inspiration from similar things

with established vocabularies. I borrowed the majority of syngergipsum's

vocabulary from the most excellent 

[Web Economy Bullshit Generator](http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html).

Hopefully its output is as fun for you as it was for me to learn a

little with. Speaking of which, I'd like to thank Pedro Teixeira (@pgte) for

his fantastic [NodeTuts](http://nodetuts.com/) screencasts, and in

particular for #17, which was the inspiration for this module. :)

I highly recommend checking out both NodeTuts and Pedro's

["Hands-on Node.js"](https://leanpub.com/hands-on-nodejs) book as well.