https://github.com/chihaya-yuka/infinity-square

A supercomputer simulated by a large language model provides you with a comfortable experimental experience. NOTE: DON'T PUT TOO MUCH FAITH IN NUMERICAL RESULTS.
https://github.com/chihaya-yuka/infinity-square

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A supercomputer simulated by a large language model provides you with a comfortable experimental experience. NOTE: DON'T PUT TOO MUCH FAITH IN NUMERICAL RESULTS.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/chihaya-yuka/infinity-square
• Owner: Chihaya-Yuka
• License: gpl-3.0
• Created: 2025-02-03T05:51:15.000Z (9 months ago)
• Default Branch: main
• Last Pushed: 2025-02-04T13:36:26.000Z (9 months ago)
• Last Synced: 2025-04-09T12:42:43.878Z (7 months ago)
• Topics: agent, april-2025, april-fools, cyber, deep-learning, joke, llama-index, llm
• Language: Python
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• Size: 28.3 KB
• Stars: 3
• Watchers: 1
• Forks: 1
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md
  • License: LICENSE

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# ∞² Infinity-Square

**A Surreal Computation Playground Powered by Language Alchemy**

*Where imaginary numbers meet computational poetry*

## 🌌 Project Vision

**Infinity-Square** is a metaphysical supercomputer that exists in the latent space of large language models.

It provides:

- 🧪 Zero-gravity experimental environment

- 🌈 Cross-dimensional computation capabilities

- ☕️ Self-generating quantum coffee (caution: may contain Hilbert paradoxes)

> [!WARNING]

> ⚠️ All outputs are **conceptual artifacts** rather than physical truths

> 

> ⚠️ Numerical values carry metaphorical significance only

> 

> ⚠️ Do not attempt to build Dyson spheres with our energy reports

## 🚀 Core Features

### ▣ Virtualized Supercomputing

- **Tachyon-powered simulations**

`>> simulate --type=blackhole --flavor=caramel`

- **8½th dimensional algebra**

`>> solve xⁿ + yⁿ = zⁿ where n=2.718`

- **Ambient technobabble generator**

`>> compose --paper_title="Quantum Pancake Theory"`

### ▣ Cognitive Comfort System

- Automatic frustration diffusion

(Error messages appear as haikus)

- Non-Euclidean progress bars

(Completes in π/2 seconds)

- Ephemeral result storage

(Data evaporates at Landauer limit)

## ⚠️ Safety Guidelines

1. **Do not** attempt to compute your taxes using our "String Theory Accounting" module

2. **Avoid** eye contact with recursive fractal visualizations beyond 12 iterations

3. **Disregard** any messages from your future self in the quantum entanglement logs

## 🌟 Sample Experiments

**Cosmic Bake-off**

`>> optimize --recipe=wormhole_donut --constraints="gluten-free"`

**Temporal Tourism**

`>> book --destination="Jurassic Park" --insurance_type="dinosaur_proof"`

**Abstract Art Synthesis**

`>> generate --style="postmodern_quark" --palette="entangled_colors"`

## 🤝 Contributing to the Void

We welcome contributions in these forms:

- New quantum coffee flavors

- Alternative mathematics systems

- Haiku error messages

- Paradox resolution services

## 📜 License

This project exists under the **[GPL-3.0 License](LICENSE)**:

- You may believe or disbelieve any outputs

- You must include at least one pun in derivative works

- The number 42 must never be used unironically

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**Remember:**

*Infinite precision requires finite suspension of disbelief*

🚀 Happy conceptual computing!     🚀