https://github.com/guyfedwards/idiocracy.wtf
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- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/guyfedwards/idiocracy.wtf
- Owner: guyfedwards
- Created: 2026-04-06T18:53:16.000Z (3 months ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2026-04-06T19:28:16.000Z (3 months ago)
- Last Synced: 2026-04-06T21:22:19.922Z (3 months ago)
- Language: JavaScript
- Homepage: https://idiocracy.wtf/
- Size: 215 KB
- Stars: 0
- Watchers: 0
- Forks: 0
- Open Issues: 0
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- Readme: README.md
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README
# ARE WE IDIOCRACY YET?
> *"I like money."* — Frito Pendejo
**[idiocracy.wtf](https://idiocracy.wtf)** tracks how dangerously close our timeline is to Mike Judge's 2006 documentary... sorry, *comedy film* about a future where humanity has gotten so dumb that a perfectly average guy becomes the smartest person on the planet.
Turns out the movie was 20 years early, not 500.
## What Is This, Scrote?
The **Idiocracy Proximity Index** is a carefully calibrated, peer-reviewed*, scientifically rigorous** measurement of how close reality has drifted toward the world of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Each comparison card puts a prediction from the film side-by-side with something that actually happened. In the real world. Where we all live. On purpose, apparently.
Categories include **Politics**, **Corporate**, **Entertainment**, **Education**, **Healthcare**, **Environment**, **Science**, **Justice**, and **Culture** — because the decline is *comprehensive*.
*Not peer-reviewed.
**Not scientifically rigorous. But neither is anything else anymore, so.
## Highlights From The Proximity Index
- **A reality TV star became president** — Camacho was a wrestler and porn star, so we're arguably *ahead of schedule*
- **Brands now openly insult their customers** — Carl's Jr.: "F*** you, I'm eating." Wendy's Twitter: hold my Frosty
- **Corporate universities are replacing real ones** — Costco law degrees were a joke. Google Career Certificates are not
- **IQ scores are actually declining** — A 2023 Northwestern study confirmed the reversal. Brawndo stocks are rising
- **Pain-based content dominates entertainment** — "Ow My Balls!" was satire. TikTok made it a genre
- **An algorithm decides what you think** — The Violence Channel didn't need a channel. It got a feed
## The Verdict Scale
| Score | Verdict |
|-------|---------|
| 0-25% | We're fine. Probably. |
| 26-50% | Huh. That's... concerning. |
| 51-75% | OK this is getting weird. |
| 76-84% | We're basically there. |
| 85%+ | **WE'RE ALREADY THERE, SCROTE** |
## Why Does This Exist?
Because in 2006, Mike Judge made a movie about a future where people water crops with sports drinks, the most popular show on TV is a guy getting hit in the nuts, and the President solves problems by firing a machine gun into the ceiling.
And then all of that started happening.
Someone had to keep score.
## Contributing
Got a new real-world example that lines up with Idiocracy? Spotted a prediction we missed? Open an issue or a PR. We accept contributions from anyone with an IQ above room temperature (Celsius).
## Disclaimer
This site is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or probably even known to Mike Judge, 20th Century Fox, or any entity with a legal department. It's satire. Please don't sue us. We can't afford a lawyer — the good ones all went to Costco.
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*BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL'S JR.*
*GO AWAY, I'M BATIN'*