https://github.com/heppu/the-backend

The Backend to replace all backends and deprecate all backend developers
https://github.com/heppu/the-backend

backend humor javascript

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The Backend to replace all backends and deprecate all backend developers

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/heppu/the-backend
• Owner: heppu
• License: mit
• Created: 2016-10-23T11:20:13.000Z (about 8 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2016-10-23T13:05:50.000Z (about 8 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-11-09T15:42:45.917Z (2 months ago)
• Topics: backend, humor, javascript
• Language: JavaScript
• Size: 7.81 KB
• Stars: 1
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 2
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md
  • License: LICENSE

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README

        
# The Backend

There has been a lot of talk how different new technologies will make backend developers useless. Well brace yourselves because the time has come! With **The Backend** the frontend developers can implement the backend code inside the frontend and all in Javascript!

![javascript](http://www.nikola-breznjak.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/scepticKid.jpg)

# How?

How is this possible you might ask. Well of course with the best tool in javascript for handling user inputs: [eval](https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/eval). Just send your javascript code to backend and let the eval take care of if.

![eval](http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ3sxTBUsAAOkc8.jpg)

## Install

```shell

git clone https://github.com/heppu/the-backend.git

npm install

```

## Run

```shell

sudo npm start

```

* Pro tip: run command as sudo so you can access all files in your system!

## Usage examples

Simple hello world:

```javascript

var settings = {

  "url": "http://localhost:3000/",

  "method": "POST",

  "headers": {

    "content-type": "text/plain",

  },

  "data": "res.send('Hello World!');"

}

$.ajax(settings).done(function (response) {

  console.log(response);

});

```

List all files in current folder.

```javascript

var settings = {

  "url": "http://localhost:3000/",

  "method": "POST",

  "headers": {

    "content-type": "text/plain",

  },

  "data": `

    let exec = require('child_process').exec;

    let cmd = 'ls';

    exec(cmd, function(error, stdout, stderr) {

        res.send(stdout);

    });`

}

$.ajax(settings).done(function (response) {

  console.log(response);

});

```

* When you execute shell commands always remember to be careful so that you don't accidentally delete anything important!