https://github.com/ironholds/jammr

Weaponised R
https://github.com/ironholds/jammr

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Weaponised R

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/ironholds/jammr
• Owner: Ironholds
• Created: 2015-05-25T19:03:29.000Z (over 9 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2015-12-14T02:08:29.000Z (almost 9 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-10-03T12:23:51.531Z (about 2 months ago)
• Language: R
• Size: 8.79 KB
• Stars: 42
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 3
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md

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## Weaponised R

![weaponised R](http://www.quickmeme.com/img/b3/b3fe35940097bdc40a6d9f26ad06318741a0df1b982881524423046eb43a70e7.jpg)

Annoy your friends! Vex your coworkers! Confound your collaborators!

Step right up, useRs, for *jammr*, a package that weaponises a user's R session against them in barely 30 lines of code. When loaded, it performs a litany of mischief, chiefly but not exclusively:

1. Sets `T` to FALSE;

2. Sets `F` to TRUE;

3. Sets pi to exactly 3, and;

4. Disables the emitting of all warning, error or diagnostic messages, which should make working out what on earth is going on *great* fun.

Once loaded, you can then call `clean()` - the only exported function - which prints a ton of newlines to cover up your silliness, generates a facsimile of the R loading message, and then unloads `jammr`, allowing you to get away with it regardless of the presence of those meddling kids.

## Use

    devtools::install_github("ironholds/jammr")

    library(jammr)

    clean()

And then walk away giggling.