https://github.com/jlengstorf/honkify

Set a goose loose on your site to be a jerk.
https://github.com/jlengstorf/honkify

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Set a goose loose on your site to be a jerk.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/jlengstorf/honkify
• Owner: jlengstorf
• Created: 2019-10-01T20:23:17.000Z (about 5 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2019-10-07T20:41:20.000Z (about 5 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-10-11T13:29:18.334Z (about 1 month ago)
• Language: JavaScript
• Homepage: https://honkify.netlify.com/
• Size: 17.6 KB
• Stars: 135
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 9
• Open Issues: 1
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md

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Honkify.js


Need a little more chaos in your life? Set a goose loose on your site to act like a jerk.

[Try a demo!](https://honkify.netlify.com)

## Praise for Honkify.js

> Nobody asked for this. – [Jessica Tremblay](https://twitter.com/poofichu/status/1179146980569878528)

> This is the worst thing you have ever done. – [E.J. Mason](https://twitter.com/codeability/status/1179136560110768128)

## What does Honkify do?

When activated, all links and buttons on the site will stop working, instead triggering a “honk!” sound effect.

This is not transpiled and not tested on any browsers except Chrome latest, because this is a silly joke and therefore _honk honk honk!_

## Installation and Quick Start

```

yarn add honkify

```

In your code:

```js

import honkify from 'honkify';

// The goose is loose!

const unregister = honkify();

// Disable so links work again

unregister();

```

## Hook

You can also use the handy [React Hook](https://reactjs.org/docs/hooks-intro.html) (or React Honk?) to make any

event handler honkable

```js

import useHonk from 'honkify/useHonk';

const onClick = (isLoose) => {

  console.log(`goose is ${isLoose ? 'loose' : 'STILL LOOSE'}`);

}

function App() {

  const honkify = useHonk();

  const onClickHonkified = honkify(onClick);

  

  return (

    
 onClickHonkified(true)}>Sure, the header is honked too!

  )

}


```

## Disclaimer: please don’t actually use this.

Or, if you do, make sure it’s easy to toggle off. Geese may be jerks, but developers shouldn’t be.