https://github.com/juanfran/postcss-trolling
PostCSS plugin to increase the productivity of your co-workers
https://github.com/juanfran/postcss-trolling
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PostCSS plugin to increase the productivity of your co-workers
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/juanfran/postcss-trolling
- Owner: juanfran
- License: mit
- Created: 2015-11-26T21:19:41.000Z (about 10 years ago)
- Default Branch: master
- Last Pushed: 2015-12-04T07:09:41.000Z (about 10 years ago)
- Last Synced: 2025-09-08T17:06:44.940Z (5 months ago)
- Language: JavaScript
- Homepage:
- Size: 12.7 KB
- Stars: 154
- Watchers: 5
- Forks: 5
- Open Issues: 0
-
Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- Changelog: CHANGELOG.md
- License: LICENSE
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README
# PostCSS Trolling [![Build Status][ci-img]][ci]
[PostCSS] plugin to increase the productivity of your co-workers :trollface:.
[PostCSS]: https://github.com/postcss/postcss
[ci-img]: https://travis-ci.org/juanfran/postcss-trolling.svg
[ci]: https://travis-ci.org/juanfran/postcss-trolling
## Usage
```js
postcss([ require('postcss-trolling') ])
```
See [PostCSS] docs for examples for your environment.
### Options
#### blurBlink
Blur the website for a split second
- Default:
```js
trolling({
blurBlink: {
time: '20s'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
body {
animation: blurBlink 20s infinite;
}
@keyframes blurBlink {
0% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
49% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
50% {
filter: blur(1px)
}
51% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
100% {
filter: blur(0px)
}
}
```
#### comicSans
The best font ever for the web
- Default:
```js
trolling({
comicSans: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
* {
font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive !important;
}
```
#### slowlyGrowText
Slowly grow text
- Default:
```js
trolling({
slowlyGrowText: {
time: '120s',
maxFontSize: '80pt'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
p {
animation: slowlyGrowText 120s ease-in;
}
@keyframes slowlyGrowText {
0% {
font-size: none;
}
100% {
font-size: 80pt;
}
}
```
#### rotate
Rotate the website
- Default:
```js
trolling({
rotate: {
deg: 0.2
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
body {
transform: rotate(0.2deg);
overflow-x: hidden;
}
```
#### blur
Blur everything!
- Default:
```js
trolling({
blur: {
time: '120s',
blur: '0.8px'
}
});
```
```css
/* output */
body {
animation: blur 120s infinite;
}
@keyframes blur {
0% {
filter: blur(0px);
}
100% {
filter: blur(0.8px);
}
}
```
#### roulette
Moves the specified number of properties into other (random) elements
- Default:
```js
trolling({
roulette: 1
});
```
```css
.selector1 {
width: 100%;
}
.selector2 {
height: 100%;
}
.selector3 {
display: block;
}
// (random) output -->
```css
.selector1 {
height: 100%;
}
.selector2 {
display: block;
}
.selector3 {
width: 100%;
}
```
#### hideOdd
Hide every odd paragraph element
- Default:
```js
trolling({
hideOdd: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
p:nth-child(odd) {
display: none;
}
```
#### wait
Permanent cursor wait
- Default:
```js
trolling({
wait: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
html {
cursor: wait !important;
}
```
#### hideCursor
Hide cursor
- Default:
```js
trolling({
hideCursor: true
});
```
```css
/* output */
html {
cursor: none !important;
}
```
#### ren
rem is a band of course
```css
.selector {
width: 10rem;
}
// output -->
.selector {
width: 10ren;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
ren: true
});
```
#### ms
microsoft doesn't have a browser...
```css
.selector {
-ms-flex: 1;
}
// output -->
.selector {
flex: 1;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
ms: true
});
```
#### heigth
Fix typo heigth
```css
.selector {
height: 10px;
}
// output -->
.selector {
heigth: 10px;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
heigth: true
});
```
#### aling
aling...
```css
.selector {
align-content: center;
}
// output -->
.selector {
aling-content: center;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
aling: true
});
```
#### clearfix
fix clearfix
```css
.clearfix:after { }
// output -->
.clearfix:before { }
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
clearfix: true
});
```
#### veryImportant
Makes everything very important...
```css
.selector {
float: left !important;
}
// output -->
.selector {
float: left !!important;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
veryImportant: true
});
```
#### zIndex
```css
.selector {
z-index: 99999;
}
// output -->
.selector {
z-index: 0;
}
```
- Default:
```js
trolling({
zIndex: true
});
```
### All defaults
```js
trolling({
aling: true,
blur: {
time: '120s',
blur: '0.8px'
},
blurBlink: {
time: '20s'
},
clearfix: true,
comicSans: true,
heigth: true,
hideCursor: true,
hideOdd: true,
ms: true,
ren: true,
rotate: {
deg: 0.2
},
roulette: 1,
slowlyGrowText: {
time: '120s',
maxFontSize: '80pt'
},
veryImportant: true,
wait: true,
zIndex: true
});
// disabled
trolling({
aling: false,
blur: false,
blurBlink: false,
clearfix: false,
comicSans: false,
heigth: false,
hideCursor: false,
hideOdd: false,
ms: false,
ren: false,
rotate: false,
roulette: false,
slowlyGrowText: false,
verImportant: false,
wait: false,
zIndex: false
})
```
### Thanks
This plugin is based on [aprilFools.css](https://github.com/wesbos/aprilFools.css)