https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions

This package is bad and you should feel bad for using it.
https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions

exceptions fun go golang satire

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This package is bad and you should feel bad for using it.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions
• Owner: kevin-cantwell
• Created: 2017-05-03T03:09:35.000Z (over 7 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2023-02-27T16:20:44.000Z (over 1 year ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-06-20T14:26:29.679Z (3 months ago)
• Topics: exceptions, fun, go, golang, satire
• Language: Go
• Homepage:
• Size: 20.5 KB
• Stars: 5
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md

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README

        
This package is bad and you shouldn't use it.

Seriously, don't even read this.

Turn back now.

Still here? Ok cool. 

Package `exceptions` brings the old try/catch/finally pattern you know and love to Go. It's a complete abomination of everything that is holy about Go and if you use it your peers will mock you and your friends will abandon you. Here's how it works:

https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions/blob/e981e831ad71acb2ef102cda772d983e5dbd2bd6/_examples/gofishing/main.go#L10-L26

The above program outputs:

```

Trying to fish...

I caught a Shark!

Stopped fishing.

```

https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions/blob/e981e831ad71acb2ef102cda772d983e5dbd2bd6/_examples/runtime_error/main.go#L10-L20

The above program outputs:

```

caught: runtime error: index out of range [2] with length 0

This will print after catching the error.

```

https://github.com/kevin-cantwell/exceptions/blob/28e7d3e02e0e5c0daba6709607616958cb1c94a0/_examples/nilpanic/main.go#L10-L19

The above program outputs:

```

nil panic! 

This will print after catching the error.

```

This follows the semantics of try...catch...finally where any (optional) `Finally` funcs are invoked directly after `Try` any `Catch` that was invoked. The `Catch` functions take a single arguments: a "cause" of any type. The cause is any type you might expect to be recovered from a panic. Only the first catch that meets these requirements is invoked.

Ironically, this package declares no exception types.

Requires go version 1.18 or greater (for generics)