https://github.com/martpie/buzzshit

Replace any bullshit words in a string by something more realistic
https://github.com/martpie/buzzshit

buzzshit buzzword buzzwords javascript

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Replace any bullshit words in a string by something more realistic

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/martpie/buzzshit
• Owner: martpie
• License: mit
• Created: 2018-04-04T07:57:51.000Z (over 6 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2018-11-21T15:56:09.000Z (almost 6 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-09-26T17:48:20.364Z (about 2 months ago)
• Topics: buzzshit, buzzword, buzzwords, javascript
• Language: JavaScript
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• Size: 64.5 KB
• Stars: 4
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md
  • License: LICENSE

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# Buzzshit

Buzzshit is a small JavaScript library to replace any bullshit words in a string by something more realistic.

(not so) Proudly brought to you by [your servant](https://pierrevanmart.com) and [Simon Kümin](https://simonkuemin.ch/).

##  What is a bullshit word?

> It is something that no one truly understands, not even nerds, but it still used by marketing guys to sell things nobody can do.

Another definition could be:

> Any word that makes no sense in a LinkedIn post.

## Usage

```

buzzshit(input[, replacement])

```

#### Parameters

`input`


A string as-if provided by your average business manager.

`replacement` (optional)


Whatever you would like buzzwords to be replaced with.

#### Return value

The string as it should have been from the beginning.

## Examples

``` JavaScript

import buzzshit from 'buzzshit';

buzzshit('We at [company name] love blockchain!');

// -> "We at [company name] love 💩!"

//

buzzshit('I decided to do a digital detox before our disruptive ICO :)');

// -> "I decided to do a 💩 before our 💩 💩 :)"

buzzshit('Our engineers are working on state-of-the-art machine learning algorithms.', 'BULLSHIT');

// -> "Our engineers are working on state-of-the-art BULLSHIT algorithms."

```

### Contribute

Feel free to open a PR to add more _~~shitwords~~_ buzzwords :)