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slamander (very heavy lizard?) © Pablo



pig performance (poor skill) © LJ



outfeet (coveralls with built-in boots) © M



shitellite (Starlink?) © LJ



similiar (only pretending) © M



prospeerity (equal comfort for all) © M



saintient (truly aware, truly right) © M



foodprint (the impact of agriculture on the planet; side effects of food that heavily didn't agree with your stomach) © M



writcon (when they retroactively modify the old writings, too) © M



Arsenic (chemical element at the ass-end of the periodic table, with the symbol **Ass**) © T



yapology (rambling excuse/apology; an anthology of unconvincing excuses) © LJ



existence of "bison" implies existence of "bidaughter" (also "trison" whatever that means) © M



existence of "blueprint" implies existence of "redprint" (weaknesses and vulnerabilities, how to destroy the thing) © M



basstion (fish school of self-defense) © M



kotapult (cat launcher) [sla] © K



slinkshot (cat launcher or something?..) © M



encoilnment (the state you are in after being coiled) © K



ecoillogical (an impossible or absurd system; a system made up of/based on coils) © M



zlon (😠🐘) [sla] © VA



potentail (infinite level of unsaid expectations dragging behind a remark whenever someone mentions someone or something has potential) © M



prelewd (erotic introduction) © M



deathicit (deadly lack of something) © M



magnetwork (a maglev railway) © M



clowning argument (convincing to the author and utterly ridiculous to another party) © M



frogzen (extremely hybernated) © M



eggsperience (prenatal experience) © M



onimal (demonic beast 👹) [ja] © M



aweakened (was better off dreaming) © M



masheen (highly polished technology; technological glamour; crushing-mincing device) © M



penhouse (high-up bureacracy?) © M



pale-onthology (study of chilling past) © M



existence of "matrix" implies existence of "patrix" (whatever that is) © M



secred (having a reputation for keeping secrets; an asset unknown to others) © M



codements (commentary inside computer code) © K



selling pont (convincing bullshit pitch) [ru] © M



freat (free meat) © K



sphinxter (puzzling or unreliable behavior of an orifice or valve) © M



cullculation (deciding what lives and dies) © M



orichinal (too good to imitate, impervious to copycatting) © M



dismissieve (criticisms are completely ignored) © LJ



permissieve (lax and irresponsible rule/parenting that breeds poor behaviour) © LJ



backon (pork backside) © M



dogtrine (Pavlovially trained) © M



necroware (outdated software incompatible with all current systems and thus impossible to run) © M



ratical (extremely pestilent) © M



cucumbar (drinking joint very big on pickles) © M



axit (🚪🪓) © VA



existence of "interesting" implies existence of "exteresting" (also "outeresting"; something that fails to catch your attention, is outside your interests) © M



axperiment (tentative hacking) © M



skoff (also "scough"; mishap of scoffing at smth and it resulting in coughing) © K



koffee (makes you cough and choke) © M



vitamine (motherlode of nutrients) © M



painment (hurts your wallet) © M



cuckoomber (another vegetable masquerading as a cucumber) © M



offearing (made to appease) © M



pheromongering (chemically-induced excitement) © M



broodcast (excessively talkative podcast trying to be profound but really just yapping about) © K



gopkin (wannabe gopnik, like a relative who wants to fit in) © M



marshmellow (too runny for eating) © M



pigrimage (visiting a pork mecca) © M



gravitaste (acquired attraction) © K



accursative (grammatical case for insulting fools) © LJ



cuntenance (rear view) © M



garlick (a taste of allium) © M



zhopardy (when your ass is on the line) [ru] © M



Phoboss (lord of fear; best pho bo cook) © M



phenominal (expected degree of amazement) © M



allownch (clearance to launch a plane or rocket) © LJ



enterdrainment (bad experience that was meant to be enjoyable) © LJ



hypenosis (entranced by collective excitement) © M



intruderp (unadept at breaking and entering) © M



sombriety (state of gloomy awareness; too sober to not be gloomy) © M



adepter (communication aid between experts and dummies?) © M



commonoid (unremarkable) © M



embarrassuing (lawsuit-worthy incrimination) © M



planetwork (global communication web) © M



presurgence (prelude to resurgence?) © LJ



salvior (provides life-saving ointments) © M



pilotech (experimental prototype) © M



hexperiment (using magic just to see what happens) © Terry Pratchett



existence of "supper" implies existence of "slower" (due to food coma) © M



ramnant (horned carcass) © M



chemystery (anomalous substances) © LJ



existence of "patrol" implies existence of "matrol" (female squad) © M



poxy war (war involving biological weapons?) © LJ



sulfury (hellish rage) © M



crackodile (with powerful snapjaws; drug that bites you in the ass) © M



tolleration (how much one agrees to be charged) © VA



knews (already seen) © VA



monstar (the best of the worst) © M



robligation (mandate to steal; a bond that's very profitable for one side and very unprofitable for the other) © LJ



hellocinations (when you thought you already saw someone today 🤔) © Y



findex (register for stuff you want to find and/or maybe the name for a search engine) © LJ



gosmos (what runs the universe?) [ru] © M



boobk (contains many mammary illustrations) © M



kotoshka (fat cat 🐈 🥔) [ru] © LJ



seminarse (bad seminar) © LJ



necrobatics (vampire agility) © M



zhravity (an all-devouring attraction) [ru] © LJ



separacist (favors segregation) © M



acatdemy (of veterinary studies?) © M



chore'ch (a monastery that makes you work) © VA



dissapointment (vocally critical) © M



paintkiller (brain bleach for bad art) © M



existence of "cancel" implies existence of "canbuy" © M



existence of "close" implies existence of "cwin" (queen) © M



upstares (glaring upwards) © M



pilgrimate (travel companion) © M



zhorney (food pilgrimage) [ru] © VA



divastation (destruction by powerful vocals) © M



laybor (a horizontal exercise) © M



steal-th (avaritious subterfuge) © M



croocodile (flexible reptilian) © M



torqey (bird with powerful thrust) © M



barbeque (food line) © M



wisdumb (faulty knowledge passed down through generations) © LJ



wait distribution (throwing weight around in a queue) © LJ



alturnative (change of direction) © LJ



existence of "incontinent" implies existence of "outcontinent" and "inocean" © M



vempire (rule of immortal parasites) © M



self-respec (self-remade) © M



feachore (annoying to use) © VA



showell (instrument for digging vertical ditches) © M



warload (explosive warchief) © LJ



literachore (unwanted reading) © M



curiocity (fascinating town; fascination with landmarks) © M



kitsunami (🦊 🌊; also see: "catscade") [ja] © LJ



koffin (container for near-dead) © M



cullture (stripped of unnecessary traditions; fond of ritual sacrifices) © M



accsexories (pleasure toys) © M



irework (angry explosive) © M



maintunance (when you also tune something up) © VA



ambi-sinister (incompetent with both hands) © Terry Pratchett



alleygator (lurks and snatches in tight quarters) © M



biass (especially obstinate prejudice) © M



yeeti (a hairy tosser) © M



eroaded (weathered by traffic) © M



chompion (of a food-devouring contest) © M



merchandice (frozen goods) © VA



renuisance (someone annoying re-emerges or is reborn) © LJ



exersize (big effort) © M



soundbard (human soundboard?) © LJ



whoroscope (monthly-rotating harem) © LJ



degenerosity (giving away too much) © LJ



trashmogrification (transmog with only poor choices) © LJ



onboar memory (animal firmware / animal capacity to learn) © M



shrillion (a number so scary, it makes people shriek) © M



doppelgangster (a twin in crime) © M



ashteroid (crashed and burned remains of one) © M



straingth (for overexertion) © M



kozliningrad (city of asses 🫏🐐🏰) [ru] © LJ



svinventory (pig pen; pig pedigree registry) [sla] © LJ



censory input (neutered perception) © M



my-thology (personal headcanon) © Y



boaran (hybrid horned boar) [ru] © M



astronuts (space food?) © LJ



backteria (archaic protist?) © M



riplication (when earlier generations die early, possibly as a result of reproduction) © M



nervana (total relaxation) © M



expirement (lethal to its subjects) © M



trollglodite (degenerate caveman) © M



"inthink" or "in-think" (used in ingroups; also implies existence of "outthink": foreign ideas) © M



the existence of "underdog" implies the existence of "overcat" © VA



horse d'oeuvre (equine apperitif; see original: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hors_d%27oeuvre) © M



disrememberment (false memory) © LJ



dismemeberment (taking memories apart) © M



critical mess (overconcentrated bedlam) © M



pixture (assortment of pictures; an album) © LJ



catscade (kitten avalanche) © M



asmartment (smart-home apartment) © LJ



sadventure (results in misfortune) © M



scool (superior educational facility) © M



literation (rewrite) © LJ



projectile dysfunction (gun jamming) © LJ



warnish (glossy, shiny war paint) © M



bloomstick (a besom that's sprouted flowers) © M



trancegender © LJ



forumla (most-voted recipe?) © M



unfartinately (untimely flatulence 💨) © LJ



pithyful (failed sass?) © M



phonetom (👻📱) © VA



gospital (government-run medical facility) [ru] © M



sellary (payment for selling yourself) © Mike



roxygen (main constituent of stone) © M



dieasaur (doomed lizard) © M



coconot (empty or not tasty) © Y



pooluted (vile swimming pool) © LJ



poolution (when leaks filth up the place) © LJ



existence of "exodus" implies existence of "endodus" (aka repatriation) © M



astringentism (when your vision is blurred by some sort of acidic chemical in the air) © LJ



impressieve (when someone's repeated actions stop being impressive and are starting to become normal) © LJ



Zhrusalem (food mecca) [ru] © M



hellp (poor-quality assistance) © LJ



grampa (cantankerous elder) © M



ferntilizer (good for raising primitive plants) © M



uniforum (congregation with consistent standards) © M



"mess hall" vs "tidy hall" © LJ



duplified (doubled) © LJ



humourous (having funny illnesses) © M



abysmail (bad news) © LJ



abyssmal © M



abysmall © M



broomba (automated sweeper) © M



idealogy (ideology that hinges on idealism) © VA



quantents (quantum contents) © M



gobling (inhuman taste for decorations) © M



champignonship (finding the best mushrooms / truffles) © VA



hippo-potomus (very lazy, procrastinating beast) [ru] © M



prototripe (first iteration of something is deficitary) © LJ



foodprints (tracks left by edible beast) © M



feastiecuffs (knucklefest after food) © M



sewphistication (advanced embroidery) © M



natchwork (unavoidable web of connections) © M



existence of "infrastructure" implies existence of "intrastructure" and "extrastructure" © M



chairiot (open-seated carriage) © M



immersieve © LJ



beestiary (book about bees) © LJ



vehemental (intensely mad) © M



chick-ken (art of poultry husbandry) © M



bababoon (female ape or ape-looking old hag) [ru; ja] © M



mousetache (thin like whiskers) © M



misteak (questionably chosen or cooked meat) © M



expensieve (a price barrier that _sorts_ better from worse) © M



drahmatic (worryingly expensive) © M



enveloop (wraps a Moebius letter) © M



spyder (a bug that relays information) © M



suffearing (pained by terror) © M



Helloween (greeting strangers with surprises, a-la превед медвед) © M



Hamsterdam (home of guinea 🐖 and edible 🐖) © M



existence of "confusion" implies existence of "confission" (ambiguity that divides people) © M



filthm (dirty video evidence) © M



gonesense (someone has taken a leave of their senses) © LJ



tankquilizer (drops you hard) © M



whoreder (promiscuous person: hoarder + whore) © LJ



equidment (low wages) © LJ



copacity (ability to make peace) © M



haemosphere (drop of blood 🩸) © LJ



knowledger (history of discoveries) © M



discreepancy (difference small until you notice) © M



chemicoal (slag in ashes?) © M



showruiners (asshole showrunners that fuck up the series, for example by disrespecting source material) © VA



wheed (makes you wheeze after smoking) © M



democritic (voice of dissent) © M



frostration (upset and getting cold feet) © M



laggage (arrives on a later plane) © M



muderator (finds dirt on you for a ban excuse) © M



maderator (drunk with power on a ban spree) © M



arrestaurant (enforces good eating habits) © M



aww-some (too cute for words) © M



monitorus (curved surface with blinkenlights) © M



serbent (curved snake) © M



circus board © LJ



neconomicon (encyclopaedia of 🐈) [ja] © M



optioff (when a choice is removed/prevented) © LJ



whoreable © LJ



redumbdancy (something put in to prevent idiots from messing it up) © LJ



misantrophy © LJ



junkle (overgrown scrapyard) © VA



existence of "division" implies existence of "dihearing" © M



existence of "diffusion" implies existence of "diffission" © M



russianalization (BS reasons for atrocities from Russian govnovernment) © VA



the existence of "grimoire" implies the existence of "joyoire" © VA



stedium (dull congregation) © M



shenobi (kunoichi) [ja] © M



comfynes (confines + comfy = gilded cage?) © LJ



existence of "calculate" implies existence of "calcusoon" (faster computation or precached response) © M



scarcophagus (🩸⚰️) © VA



scarecophagus (😬⚰️) © VA



buyproducts (sellable side effects; accidental purchase spree) © M



episod (a sad, sobbing part of a story) © M



annalitics (yearly statistics) © M



pecktoral (front-mounted beak) © M



santa clause (contractual obligation to do charity work) © M



pollitician (will do anything for votes) © M



fogetful (clouded state of mind) © M



moontain (lunar regolith) © M



fool screen (when you watch soneone make a fool of themselves online) © LJ



teamperature (🫖) © LJ



dancity (too many dancers) © M



chungsten (dense and hard metal) © M



signularity (when physical quantity computes to -0) © M



coolescing (contracting and merging due to cooling, like a gas becoming a liquid) © M



congluent (inseparably perfect match) © M



existence of "parameter" implies existence of "metameter" © M



oppenent (first foe of many) © M



vialence (fighting for precious liquids) © M



chuggernaut (unstoppable drinker) © M



punacea (universal salvation from bad puns) © M



penacea (universal salvation from bad writing) © M



dranquility (after imbibing an inhibitor) © M



slowghter (moderately-paced murder) © M



leviaphone (oversized tablet or giga speaker) © M



annihilism (philosophy that things should be "saved" from existence) © M



staremate (neither can blink away) © M



coolition (fashionable milieu) © M



reelistic (makes you shudder) © M



armoment (motherload of instakill weapons) © M



homo wrectus (better at bashing than at building) © M



highperbole (great exaggeration, possibly from intoxication) © M



muskulature (stinky bulk) © M



darelict (invites brave explorers) © M



ayyg (hatches an alien) © M



bullpark (unrealistic estimate) © M



spectoral (transparent or rainbow chestplate?) © M



crime directive (misguided policy from above) © M



medallicity (wearing so many awards, they're a significant part of your mass) © M



clamity (mollusc extinction event?) © M



refuseless (worst junk) © M



eaternity (waiting for food to be ready) © M



variabool (binary switch) © M



supeerior (more "equal" than others) © M



screenshout © M



rowbot (boating automaton) © M



kozmos (universe as understood by 🐐) [ru] © M



causemos (causally consistent cosmology?) © M



chi-kin (poultry-adjacent species) © M



chi-ken (poultry expertise?) © M



kurency (used for trading tobacco and chicken) [ru] © M



sellebration (big merch day) © M



conformation bias (slave to the hive) © M



mindustry (some sort of thought police?) © LJ



quatrillion (e4 * e12?) © M



existence of "comPUTer" implies existence of "comGETer" and "comPOSTer" © M



phomeme (contagious phonetic pun) © M



oinkment (pig grease?) © M



pojrom (food maraudery) [ru] © M



waiflength (shrill frequency) © M



painsive (suffering grimace) © M



decloreation (supplemental canon material) © M



soldiering iron (hot brand for motivating troops) © M



youthoria (a happy childhood) © LJ



youphoria (being happy to see someone specific) © LJ



projetile (rocket bullet; high-velocity stream) © M



existence of "forget" implies existence of "forgive" (also "forset" and "fortake") © M



mardown (sloppy writing) © M



felinethropy (cat care) © M



silicat (feline statuette made of stone) © M



ourigin (common ancestry) © M



feelantropy © M



longuage (highly agglutinative tongue) © M



existence of "swine" implies existence of "svodka" (for some reason...) [ru] © M



existence of "transparent" implies existence of "transchild" © M



black hold (when you can't escape) © M



madthematics © M



helliosphere (infernal atmosphere) © M



handroid (user of artificial limbs) © M



psyborg (psionically augmented) © M



playnetary (global multiplayer) © M



worriables (concerning factors) © VA



commercenary (trader for hire) © M



penspermia (contagious graphomania) © M



pogress (enthusiastic advance) © M



colaborator (scientific coworker) © M



chekhnology (robotniks, for example) © M



sureiken (unerring projectile) © M



whyolation (transgression with no clear purpose) © VA



svinstok (whistle for 🐖) [ru] © VA



eateration (scheduled intake) © M



kvarium (housing for amphibians 🐸) [ru] © M



eelongated (oblong, flexible, and slimy) © M



blessen © M



eelectric (bio-shocker) © M



astronaught (lost in space) © M



innflux (arrival of patrons or guests) © M



ass-fixated (asphyxiated by methane emissions?) © LJ



feest (very expensive dinner with lots of tipping) © M



fangtastical (mystical beast?) © M



exprot (selling expired goods) © M



lanturn © M



sirenity (when a racket is finally silenced) © LJ



trainquility (gazing at passing pastures) © M



zignature © M



prepayration (advance deposit) © M



catgories (feline pedigree types) © M



hazrad (☢️) © M



skoupon (greedily looking for discounts) [ru] © VA



wingter (when birds hibernate or fly away) © M



hyperthesis (foundational axiom) © M



fastscinating (instant attraction) © M



newtrino (to-be-discovered dark matter particle) © M



iceotope (frozen heavy water) © M



rollercoster (very expensive attraction) © M



morderation (face control) [ru] © M



atomospheric © M



declay (me mixing up decay and decline by accident) © LJ



confragration (murder by immolation) © M



veryfication (well-substantiated confirmation) © M



minifacturing (mass production of tiny components) © M



unticipate (give up on something) © Y



sistem (employs nuns and nurses) © M



gimmification (adorning with fluff) © M



donegrade (irreversible degradation) © M



casuality (circumstances that control normies) © M



approgsimation (simulated outcome) © M



streat (full of food stalls) © M



pithingk (a wily remark) © M



spearcing (pithing perdition) © M



endlightenment (final revelation) © M



ruleplaying (tabletop with rule lawyer types) © M



boombardment (with loud explosives) © M



hopium © M



scareful © VA



egreedgious (most outrageous cashgrab) © M



restarant (high-class diner for celebrities ✡️) © M



vibe-ility (does it feel just right) © M



manurefactory (makes libelous/fake news; animal farm) © LJ



leviafan (oversized turbine) © M



consealed (hidden beyond recovery) © M



hybred (metis with a pedigree) © M



doubull (two two-horns) © M



teendency (immature approach) © M



agrrogate (acquire belligerently; see https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/arrogate) © M



heubristic (arrogant decision making) © M



distriboot (leg it to deliver) © M



manitude (various degrees of scale) © M



prisonce (inescapable gaze) © M



asspect (foundational component?) © M



whoreography (lewd dancing) © VA



futrue (inevitable forecast) © M



chore-ography (being forced to dance) © M



whirlpull (cyclic suck) © M



dev-eloper (absconds with another dev, leaving you down two) © M



soupstenance (liquid nutrition) © M



soupstance (liquid sustenance) © M



realativity © M



magnetude (degree of attraction) © M



chainge (sequence of linked consequences?) © M



dialoh (conversation between hapless bumpkins?) [ru] © M



existence of "positron" implies existence of "negatron" © M



flossophy (predilection for thorough cleaning) © M



findamental (difficult-to-discover foundations) © M



eekosystem (full of filthy, slimy, disgusting things and substances, aka most places on Earth) © M



nanifestation (appearance of something strange) [ja] © M



terrafirming (reinforcing soft soil) © M



clensing (under a magnifying glass 🔍) © M



maskot (😼) [sla] © M



killogram (lethal doze of deadly poison) © M



mineframe (powerful machine used for cryptocurrency calculations) © M



antity (hostile/opposing entity) © VA



coughee (difficult drink) © M



confindment (hidden jail) © M



residense (tightly packed quarters) © M



gullectible (sold to chumps) © M



existence of "implant" implies existence of "explant" (prosthetic limbs and such?) © M



robought (autonomous merchandise) © M



bidcoins (tokens you're only allowed to use in auctions) © M



dockument (permit to land in port) © M



sofistry (solving debates with violence) © M



messunderstanding © M



debilerate © LJ



whereiable (unknown factor) © M



kilogramps (measure of dead weight?) © M



sviniature © LJ



euranium (mineral found only in continental Europe) © M



dorminant (complacent at the top) © M



bumker (armored shelter for homeless or refugees) © M



hypathetic (mewling suggestion) © M



pairchute (can carry two, or has two domes) © M



puramids (polyhedrons made of single solid substance) © M



grabitation (force of acquisition) © M



dienosaur (dead lizard) © M



mewborn (kitten) © M



shopment (cargo delivery to/from salespoint) © LJ



umbrace (a hug in the dark) © M



brutiful (attractively brusque?) © LJ



dutchess (ruler of the Netherese) © M



feistival (where they romp and frolic) © M



fastcinating (attention-catcher) © M



boredoom (dangerous ennui) © M



boardom (in a company of boors) © M



withdrawl (growl at someone to give you money? gopnik extortion?) © Y



horizen (soothing landscape) © M



porkupine (large rodent roasted, tasty, spike-free) © M



elewaiter (which EXISTS, but idiots instead called it "dumbwaiter" for some reason) © VA



convertsation (when someone talks to you trying to change your mind on a core tenet) © VA



warloh (pretty much every warlock by default for signing a damning contract for measly powers) [ru] © VA



interwoo (when you try to impress your date with your career rather than character) © VA



interlewd (BG3 companions trying to drag you off to fuck) © VA



faketory (makes counterfeit or subpar goods) © M



ataction (offensive activity) © M



fiendship (gaining trust with an ulterior motive) © M



sarcoughagus (also "sarkoffagus"; full of dust or toxins) © M



alcowhole (container full of intoxicants; pure ethanol; someone at their intake limit) © M



bloodgeoning (hard beating) © M



Culombia ("culo" = "ass" in Spanish) © LJ



servival (of the fittest to serve) © M



plumpkin (rounded-up and yellow in the face from high intake of plant food) © M



Portugeese (wild fowl from West Europe?) © M



existence of "slow" implies existence of "stall" © M



existence of "flashlight" implies existence of "flashdark" (crowd suppression device that blinds you) © M



coperate (out of necessity) © M



enchancing © LJ



heartefact (pacemaker, for example) © M



drinket (prize from drinking competition?) © M



adullt (boring grown-up) © M



owlchemy © M



cowlonize (when you domesticate 🐄🐂) © VA



costumizable (dress it up at will?) © Simon



existence of "together" implies existence of "togiveher" © M



ucranium (slav skull?) © M



bootiful (with gorgeous assets) © M



peercentage (the select best among the equals) © M



diamon (crystalline monster) © M



nut-rition (seed sustenance) © M



encantment (charmed with a cant) © M



banquit (a feast cut short) © M



giraffiti (striped wall painting in a high place) © M



konin (mounted ronin) [ru; 🐴] © VA



deadicated (fatally overzealous) © M



einterteinment (a _singular_ performance) [de] © M



jackass of all trades (bad at everything) © M



cattlyst (encourages animal growth? possibly antibiotics?) © M



horridor (where terrors stalk you) © M



existence of "narcosis" implies existence of "nacrobro" (who sells those drugs) © M



polgovnik (crappy leader) [ru] © LJ



trainsition (travel by railway) © M



moustash (box with theatric makeup) © M



kektus (funny 🌵) © M



overrude (boorisly enforce a decision) © M



tellascope (describes what it observes?) © M



ayynimal (offworld fauna) © M



owwl (pecks you hard) © M



computetive (two machines/AI arguing?) © LJ



farce field (fake protection, like paper tiger military) © M



braindishing (demonstrating intellectual superiority) © M



up 'n eat 'em (excited for feast?) © M



rodiation (re-emitted by irradiated control rods) © M



nuclear detergent (dealing with some sort of infestation by employing nuclear weapons) © LJ



drun-ken (knowledge achieved due to altered state of mind) © M



smotherland (chokes your potential) © VA



erobics (lewd gymnastics) © M



demoncratic (ruled by evil spirits?) © M



carniwall (an obstacle to some of the more carnal pleasures at a festival) © M



burrowcrat (the government form moles use; also "burrowcracy") © LJ



crewsader (part of knightly team?) © M



supermarine (ship that does not submerge; ship with no displacement, like some catamarans) © M



hyperthetical (axiomatic) © M



openion (written thought) © M



existence of "opinion" implies existence of "oquill" (which is used to pen said opinion) © M



fountan (overflows with ionizing radiation?) © M



wenchure (whoring? bride search?) © M



encownter (collision with 🐄) © VA



ledgendary (immortalized in witness accounts) © M



awwsome (irresistibly cute) © M



Neitherlands (🇷🇺🇱🇺) © LJ



yoinktment (appropriated medical treatment) © M



kingdoom (inevitable fate of feudalrchy) © M



lollercoaster (enjoyable attraction) [ja] © M



illiterature (unintelligible scrawlings) © M



hurt immunity (resistance acquired through mass suffering) © M



face transition (melting someone's physiognomy from solid phase to liquid phase) © M



idoit (earnest fool) © M



decocktion (chicken soup) © M



Neinstein (makes no discoveries) © M



madgick (practiced by wild sorcerers) © M



imug (image but just the face, portrait?) © LJ



condolenses (looking closely at misfortune) © M



eyes cream (frozen tears) © M



existence of "hypnosis" implies existence of "hypnobro" (aka the hypnotist) © M



buttler (meddlesome servant) © M



preferendum (collective choice) © Stanislaw Lem



impaincient (hurt by OCD) © M



baita version (alluring early access) © M



cancervation (involves cancerogenic preservatives) © M



protechtion (highly advanced defense) © M



brotection (having muscular bodyguards) © M



afailable © M



punpers (helps if you lose your shit while laughing) © Y



eelium (swim bladder gas) © M



arbotrary (chosen by 🤖) © M



pullarm (two-handed weapon with a hook or harpoon) © M



cosmedics (dressed-up nurses) © M



sendtry (phones home whenever it spots something) © M



rainsack (rob someone under the cover of a storm?) © M



scream reader (very loud assistive technology) © M



rewrok (changing something so much that you wrack it) © M



lewdtenant (visiting, expendable, useful personnel) © M



Ozstralia (upside down land) © M



fur-fetched © M



platinium (currency backed by rare metal) [ru] © M



peripathetic (wandering about in dismay) © M



opgrade (from normal-grade to OP-grade) © M



Shredding Gar's Cat (where the box is rigged to _blend_ the cat if opened wrong; quoted from Steins Gate) © M



marsk (headress worn on the red planet) © M



e-motion capture (recording facial activity) © M



waycation (going far and wide; over the hill and far away) © M



buggage (when you're straddled with the baggage of bugs, e.g. from previous devs/arch 🪲🧳) © VA



mantenance (caring for human health) © M



reincatnation (😼x9) © LJ



beenefits (honey? wax? whatever the fuck else bees are good for) © VA



flushbang (makes them run 🚽💣) © M



levorution (rotation counter-clockwise?; when the lefties win?) © M



bullion (decoction from 🐂) © M



subtellite (well-hidden orbiting object) © M



purgechase © M



fyuri (ferocious her-on-her action) [ja] © M



existence of "developer" implies existence of "devmarryer" © M



manureisms (shitty behaviour) © LJ



manneyurism (a detail of behavior that annoys you to the point of insult) © M



succumbus (give yourself up to it) © M



tryangulate (with small chances of success) © M



apprehensieve © LJ



an absence of proof doesn't prove an absence © M



meowtant (also "mewtant"; ill-bred feline) © M



spinache (gives you a vertigo when eaten) © M



frenchise (popular product out of the land of cheese and wine) © M



existence of "profound" implies existence of "nooblost" © VA



existence of "tree bark" implies existence of "grass meow" © VA



proofound © M



dishruptance (accidentally opening dishwasher while it's running) © J/GPT



pignoble (perhaps refined, but only by swine standards) © M



chausvinism (male pig arrogance) © M



desserter (gives up on proper food in favor of sweet surrender) © M



compacat (kitten or mini-bred feline) © M



sexposed (photographed in the act) © M



existence of "male" implies existence of "bone" (if you don't get it, study Latin) © M



vetrification (пустить по ветру) [ru] © M



Ragnarock (music that brings about the end of the world) © M



Lagnarok (apocalyptically bad network connection) [ja] © M



existence of "peeling" implies existence of "pfishing" © M



seemulation (visual-only) © M



artickle (stimulates the imagination) © M



celegrating (a holiday you're fed up with, осторчертело, опостылело, набрыдло, в печёнках сидит, aka the stupid WW2 victory celebration) [ru] © M



effishient (fishing with bombs) © M



blahtant (trite, overused) © M



arcticle (long cold message) © M



ethernal (typo I just saw) © LJ



perspecktive (personal close-up on something you're about to take a bite of) © M



existence of "together" implies existence of "fromgather" (coming back with a hangover) © M



proparations (preparing by putting the props in their rightful places) © M



existence of "biome" implies existence of "syntheticme" © M



existence of "cooking" implies existence of "cooqueen" (hen in charge of evaluating food quality) © M



moodel (recognized by all the farmers) © M



existence of "address" implies existence of "removedress" (also known as "undress") © M



existence of "errand" implies existence of "error" © M



existence of "error" implies existence of "errand" © M



channelge (when you have to channel something but it's difficult) © M



existence of "motivator" implies existence of "teamovator" (impetus for an organized group) © M



troglobyte (Stone Age unit of information) © M



trollglodyte © M



ogressive (belligerent like an 👹) © M



dismembear (tear apart with huge claws, or endure such tearing) © M



riversal (making rivers flow backwards) © M



existence of "payback" implies existence of "payforward" and "payfront" © M



existence of "generosity" implies existence of "memerosity" (propensity for prolific culture?) © M



natality (miscarriage, a natal fatality; alternatively, opposite of "fatality", a birth) © M



capitall (impresses people with skyscrapers) © M



parasit (merely _sits_ at someone else's table) © M



existence of "aerodynamics" and "hydrodynamics" implies existence of "aerostatics" and "hydrostatics" © M



Singapoor © M



existence of "profession" implies existence of "confession" © M



MUGila [ru] © LJ



existence of "handsome" implies existence of "footsome", "legsome", and possibly "mugsome" © M



jawelin © M



escaloped © LJ



extoil (profess with difficulty) © M



equalibrium (balance that's easy to maintain because sides are equal) © M



cuntinent (land of wenches?) © M



existence of "pronounciation" implies existence of "proverbiation" © M



existence of "fast food" implies existence of "feast food" © M



fintness (acrobatic agility) [ru] © M



encunter (one-night-stand) © VA



existence of "gallery" implies existence of "ladlery" (where kitchen utensils are hanged for display) © M



goplet (common mug used by gopniks instead of goblet) © M



cowmoonication (🐄💨) © LJ



fauxtograph (altered or otherwise falsified image) © LJ



dickapitation (the degeneracy known as circumcision) © LJ



avalaunch (start of landslide) © M



strollop (strolling strumpet) © M



eintertainment (one-time laughs for Germanic speakers) © M



existence of "pattern" implies existence of "mattern" © M



spychological warfare © LJ



existence of "talisman" implies existence of "taliswoman" (witch who makes amulets?) © M



rolepay (play-to-win in a single-player RPG? or perhaps accepting bad consequences for a choice you prefer?) © M



batarray (multitude of flying mammals) © Y



conwince (through difficult persuasion options) © M



coinvince (bribe with information) © M



comminication (low-bandwidth information transmission) © M



foolfill (succeed through deception) © M



fucklet (offspring) © M



fuckling (offspring) © M



spectaculation © M



if "louse" becomes "lice" and "mouse" becomes "mice", "house" should become "hice" © M



existence of "patroll" implies existence of "matroll" © M



corpuss (feline body) © M



waygrant © M



fareighner (from remote lands) © M



degrage (cognitive impairment due to anger) © M



mewtant (unusual feline? feliantrope?) © M



consentration (agreeing to focus all efforts on something) © Dogmatix



dorkness © M



you buy food because of your "buyology" © Y



badroom (for naughty activities) © Y



praysing © M



reevil © VA



disguss (talk about something deeply unpleasant) © VA



zhopinionated [ru] © LJ



a "pest" is just a "pet" with extra "ass" © M



tryangle © M



supper market (found online) © LJ



haunthing © M



existence of "potion" implies existence of "cauldronion" © M



multiplyer © M



existence of "catacomb" implies existence of "cacotomb" © M



cornsider (thinking about brewing cider from grain?) © M



mocrowave (liquidates the target) [ru] © M



hvostile (enemy tailing you) © M



thenks (preliminary gratitude for future actions) © M



younique (name for clothing/fashion brand) © M



Govnorod (for people who really don't like either of the Novgorodi) [ru] © LJ



facepal (friend who smacks you in the face when you do something dumb) © M



kilories (kilo-calories) © M



ourtist (our very own) © M



artitst (NSFW creator) © VA



urodent © LJ



oinktment (tingling tincture) © M



cowenant (between cattle and farmers) © M



leviafang (giant carnivore) © M



scoundrill (a really nosy one) © M



greedient (reagent you added too much of) © M



thinken (deeply thought out, with wisdom and ken) © M



purrtion (kitten food) © M



emperoar (a battlecry in His name) © VA



separare © M



scamera (camera that's used by scammers) © VA



svinvite © LJ



davokat (rolls over the opposition) [ru] © M



techknowlogy © M



painishment © M



notrition (junk food that fails to nourish you) © M



i-magi-nation (using magic to conjure fantasies) © M



amoolet (cow bell) © M



sarcophage (corpse-eating coffin / immolation chamber) © M



gluecose (extra sticky) © M



zhrassik period (famous for big maws and teeth) [ru] © M



brutecast (maybe something like liveleak) © LJ



beer-pressure (when your friend group forces you to drink) © LJ



steeling wheel (held fast just before collision) © Y



drag'n'fly © M



existence of "imperialism" implies existence of "cherubealism" © VA



fart-fetched © M



willain © VA



isvini [ru] © LJ



existence of "electronics" implies existence of "dictatronics" © VA



entertrainment (educational diversion; exciting ride; on-rails media production, like repeated installments; enjoyable training) © VA



carpent (produced by a carpenter) © M



existence of "cutlass" implies existence of "cutlad" © M



swrod (dangerous poking stick) © M



whirlwing © M



cashalot (rich whale) © Y



barkground (neighborhood full of loud dogs) © M



deadvastating © M



zhornal (food diary) [ru] © VA



dishtribution (dishing out tableware and/or food) © M



throll © M



existence of "soak" implies existence of "sash" © M



everthing (not just what you currently have, but everything you'll ever have) © M



existence of "ale" implies existence of "ble" © M



rollplay (i.e. Dungeons and Dragons) © M



piss of shit © M



fortune favors the gold (🪙) © M



inerdtia © M



paindemic © M



existence of "history" implies existence of "herstory" © M



boyler (operated by lads) © M



begginning © M



awaylable (reachable only by mail) © M



amerikoñ (equine from North or South America) [🐴] © Y



screwtiny (revisor's inspection) © LJ



fearizing (spreading or discussing theories that induce fears) © VA



roboutique (store selling robots) © LJ



lore of the land (instead of "law of the land") © LJ



asscalator (elevator with seats) © M



bashtion (citadel under siege) © M



nayture (unsavory parts of existence humans are in denial about) © M



commpany (makes communications such as chat apps) © M



valiable (subject to expensive reparations if broken) © M



apporved (when you want to tear the MR author a new one but end up approving) [ru] © VA



climbactic (literal peak of a show) © M



desickrate (addle with disease) © M



desecrat (filthy disease-spreading rodent) © M



block hole (hedron-shaped event horizon) © M



manostery (admits only male monks) © M



traiding (traveling bazaar?) © M



hitnosis (smack 'em on the head for obedience) © M



hipnosys (delicate technology for mind control) © M



lawsoot (burned-down remains of a document) © M



bendroom (where couples display flexibility) © M



coinered (spotted giving or taking a bribe) © M



Satan Claus (makes war, not love 😈🔥) © M



ayyncestors (primordial spores that seed other planets) © M



perdon (forgive after taking revenge on; etymology: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/perdo#Latin) © M



netural (made of spider silk 🕸️) © M



comfurtable (wrapped in hairy animal parts) © M



oringutan © M



consentsus (mutual willingness to engage) © M



fibration (oscillation of fine strings) © M



vegarian (ruthlessly plant-eating?) © M



madicine (sedative or mind-altering drug) © M



comediain't (unfunny person) © LJ



svinfluence © LJ



deiodorant (expels radioactive iodine isotope and prevents buildup) © M



lopster (has large claws and knows the CUT move) © M



mortini (lethally toxic) © M



buffeat (all-you-can-stuff-yourself-with) © M



moonument (made of moon rock, or placed on lunar surface, or depicts a naked butt) © M



brototype (Nth-grand-father) © M



chunkyard (where the biggest metal scraps lie) © M



survival of the fattest (advantage during famine) © M



tourest (pay and relax, others take care of everything) © M



packt (packet of agreements/treaties) © M



accselleration (more and more account purchases) © M



combatible (fight to make them work together) © M



comfident (comfortably sure) © M



paintstackingly (red in face from effort?) © M



gillty (judged in fish people's court) © M



transmugrification (face plastic surgery, severe aging) © M



necktar (protein coctail for developing a buff neck) © M



future cars will replace "steering wheel" with "steering will" (BMI and/or autopilot) © M



velossity (deceleration) © M



pausitive (thinking before agreeing; declared beneficial after some deliberation) © M



eeling (sensation of electrified slimy scales against your skin) © M



dogtor (canine vet) © M



paleostine (ancient human settlements in Mesopotamia or whatever) © M



meateor (slab of meat flying your way 🥩💨) © M



toothpig (🪥🐷) © M



survibe (live comfortably) © M



underniz (below) [ru] © M



synthetech © M



exoskeletone (so skintight, it looks like a tan) © M



existence of "trilobyte" implies existence of "trilobot" (also see: Futurama S06E09) © M



itentical © M



methematics (requires altered state of mind) © M



next of king (inherits the throne) © M



negromancy (african magi arts, i.e. voodoo) © M



licherature (manuscripts on necromancy) © M



cobolt (fastening device made of rare metal) © M



lowgin (entrance in a low position, possibly to a gyne) © M



brokefast (morning food you just had) © Y



Gearmany (where they make machinery) © M



flurrish © M



aerosoul © M



svincter (orifices used during/before/after pigging out) © M



sinfluence (forbidden lusts) © M



keptivity (long-term incarceration) © M



solidtary (stoically lonely) © M



hear-o (legendary yet unseen) © M



here-o (stands up for the locals) © M



ayygent (alien infiltrator, aka Thin Man for those who played Xcom) © M



Zhri Lanka [ru] © M



diploymacy (shrewd negotiations) © M



mouseketeer (weaponized rodent) © M



antcestors (precursors to hive species) © M



airomatic (gas-borne chemicals) © M



existence of "boycot" implies existence of "girlcot" (aka separate sleeping places) © M



taxtbook (studied by accountants) © M



diamend (self-healing crystal) © M



aphrodishiac (path to man's heart) © M



cumgregration (fish mating frenzy) © M



moandatory (makes you complain) © M



fossility (where they keep old people) © M



dishregarding (distracted by pigging out) © M



colognac (drinkable perfume with ethanol base) © M



existence of "romance" implies existence of "rowomance" © M



accomedations (laughable living conditions) © M



eggonizing (bad omelet? a kick in a scrotum?) © M



tanquilizer (tanks the alertness level) © M



refromism © LJ



meanwhole © LJ



existence of "nunchucks" implies existence of "monkchucks" © LJ



adjestment © M



messessary © M



congraduations © LJ



pantzer (armored trousers) © M



gimpick (worse for being there) © M



turnado (super spinny 🌪️) © M



wholster (fully hides the weapon) © M



shortgun (sawn-off shotty) © M



sanscript (indian writing) © M



boughtleneck (missing / sold out part) © M



misstery (disappointing reveal) © M



sellulose © M



onederstanding (seeing the truth) © M



cheesel (tool for carving food) © M



situition (briefing on local events, local education) © M



patroleum (fuel for patrol cars) © M



existence of "coward" implies existence of "bullward" and "sheepward" © M



cowerd (cowes in fear instead of running away) © M



"frostrating" / "frostration" © M



trueditional © M



turboprovod (pipeline with jet turbines inside) [ru] © M



assortirment [ru] © M



reliabel © M



existence of "violet" implies existence of "vioconst" (at least in programming) © M



hogs are "kornivorous" [ru] © M



pedostal (child-sized?) © M



particolorly © M



existence of "maniac" implies existence of "womaniac" © M



existence of "manager" implies existence of "womanager" © M



sloppery © Y



deffective © M



foollower © LJ



toylet (tiny potty?) © M



turtorial (tortuosly slow manual 🐢) © M



dissgust (hot air of unappreciation) © M



generat (rodent spawn) © M



sinkronization (flushing data stream) © M



pactivism (lobbying for alliances) © M



existence of "in-house composer" implies existence of "outhouse composer" © LJ



beninging © M



mudification (changing to a dirty look) © M



moodification (bovine cybernetics? lifestyle changes that improve your mood?) © M



existence of "motherlode" implies existence of "fatherload" © M



flexicoñ (equestrian sports / horseback riding) © LJ



beehivior (acting in accordance with swarm mind) © M



ghoulshit © M



barbequeue (waiting line for grilled goods) © M



peasentation (presentation for peasants) © M



arcrobatics (involves tall jumps, or swinging on long ropes) © M



apropriate (the right prop for the scene) © M



postphoned (delayed indefinitely) © M



ambossador (domineering liaison) © M



unchorted (👿) © LJ



mootivation (drive for something pointless) © M



manufracture (maybe something that's broken from out of the factory?; or to break something with your hands) © LJ



dorkumentary (nerd biography) © M



darkumentary (unsavory truths) © M



isotop (most prevalent variant of a given element) © M



goald (gilded reward; chasing yellow metal) © M



messremember © M



barameter (🐏) © VA



baram (🐏) [ru] © M



fullanthropy (well-rounded human care) © M



roboot (mechanized footwear) © M



vocabullary (gopnik lingo) © M



vocatbulary (meow language) © M



vocaburglary (stealing others' lingo) © VA



svinyard (pigsty 🐖⛺) © LJ



newslater (infrequent news subscription; really slow broadcast) © M



killculator (frag counter) © M



adonments (decorations you put on) © M



angstiety © LJ



sure-iken (homing blade; for non-weebs: "ken" stands for "blade") [ja] © M



humore (because we need mor of it) © M



hoisted by my own retard (failed by an incompetent underling) © M



borkaround © M



hugitive (big-time criminal) © M



strayvelator (travelator that leads you astray, away) © M



signtific © M



laynding (smacking flat down) © M



aggrogate (pull multiple monsters at once) © M



sell yourself chort © LJ



vomeat (indigestible flesh) © M



shilld (paid brand apologizer) © M



rudicule © M



ecolyte © VA



propullsion (moving by grappling, for example) © M



nobull (well-bred bovine) © M



blessphemy (forbidden enchantment) © M



intertaining (side distraction between other activities) © M



addmin © M



existence of "lambda" implies existence of "ramda" © LJ



existence of "think" implies existence of "thickk" (and if you don't get it, you're _thickk_ and need to _think_!) © M



fictionary (has definitions for made up things) © VA



existence of "discover" implies existence of "discunder" © M



malodic (evil music) © M



finctionality (financial features) © M



extrapt (maybe condense from air) © M



rocksygen (oxidizer that makes solid compounds) © M



acheatment © M



alltitude © M



steeroid (drug for improved mental control) © M



cabsule (tiny cramped taxi) © M



roamantic © LJ



selfuric acid (berserk tincture) © M



aerosoil (airborne hard particulates) © M



miniral (found in scarce amounts or very small chunks) © M



techknowledgy © M



menace (femme fatale, masterful against males) © M



existence of "menace" implies existence of "womenace" (lovelace) © M



fedback (has been provided) © M



purchace (swindling a masterful deal) © M



existence of "anymal" implies existence of "anybon" (it lives and dies; also apparently live creature = bad, dead creature = good 🤔) © M



kotcha (when a feline traps their prey) [sla] © M



existence of "amendment" implies existence of "awomendment" © M



contrabanned © LJ



progless © LJ



untertainment (when you're really not enjoying it) © LJ



reinfarcement (feint / fake attack to bamboozle the enemy) © LJ



realigion (worship of something that actually exists) © M



ancestar (glorious ancestor) © M



averich © LJ



simptoms © LJ



differnet © LJ



soup opera (the kind you watch over dinner) © VA



projectory (estimated travel path) © M



meteore © VA



abscent (maybe when you lost your sense of smell?) © LJ



infactuation (love of objective knowledge) © M



rebelution (uprising) © M



combonents © M



althornative (painful palliative) © M



difficultry © LJ



moduration © Y



supportsmen (sportsmen representing a country) © M



fashinism (excluding certain styles) © M



riplacement (for the deceased) © M



fragtal © M



slayvers (killing half their prey) © M



samplify © M



childrone © M



susstenance (food of suspicious quality or origin) © M



sunstenance (autotrophy by photosynthesis) © M



sunstance (maybe sunscreen?) © LJ



sadtire © M



existence of "mannequin" implies existence of "womannequin" or "womannequeen" © M



mayniac © M



meekanic © LJ



potable energy source (energy-dense liquid fuel; compare "portable energy source"; alternatively, fuel you can drink, like ethanol, or regular water if you can use it for nuclear fusion) © M



peecock (makes a rainbow) © M



elopequence (amorous persuasion) © M



peace of shit © Y



diabolick (😋😈) © LJ



properganda (sets your brain straight) © M



millitary (tiny army) © M



performangst © LJ



oiligarchy (mafia government enriching itself through hydrocarbon extraction) © VA



oiligarch (got rich off fossil fuels) © LJ



coñteenend © Y



mounteen © Y



coñbinatorics © Y



mountin (elevated terrain full of metal ore) © M



treasoning (thinking that leads to betrayal) © M



netification © M



nudefined © M



kebaba (curvy-proportioned female) [ru] © M



reading between the lies © M



accentricities (maybe a weird way of talking?) © LJ



idiucation © M



existence of "tagname" implies existence of "tangame" © M



afrodisiac (voodoo love potion; hungry for melanin) © M



budjet (for rapid spending, money shooting out) © M



napking © Y



argumend (words of reconciliation after heated debate) © M



yakots (much better name for Siberian cats) [sla] © LJ



blancat (covering made of feline fur; feline keeping you warm) © M



jellous © M



squadroff © LJ



squadrone © VA



existence of "pedantry" implies existence of "manuantry" © LJ



existence of "Illidan" implies existence of "Wellidan" © VA



existence of "infantry" implies existence of "adultery" (when an army regimen visits a town) © M



predicat (feline beauty standard 🐈😻) © M



strongear © M



bumboo © M



bamboom (🎍💥) © M



disciplan © M



campain © M



ultraviolate radiation (penetrates your defenses) © Y



compromiss © M



coinstraint (finance limitation) © M



oozone © M



madeness © M



preservoir © M



bardarian © M



targeting ridicule (when you keep missing easy shots; aiming to make a laugh out of someone) © LJ



placegolder © TK



authorizate © Y



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overhole (overhaul that doesn't end up well) © VA



augMENT (🤖👮; cop that oppresses crippled individuals with cyber-prosthetics; cop with cyber-prosthetics; cerebral enhancement, such as extra cogitators) © VA



axterminate (💀🪓) © M



ballance © M



carrent (busy roadway) © M



threategy © M



goption © M



coronatin © M



caught by a kot (🐈) [sla] © VA



ghoulem (animated dead flesh?) © M



appearatus (teleportation engine; holographic projector) © LJ



educat (кот учёный 😼) [ru] © VA



narkotik (addictively cuddly 🐈) [sla] © M



asscertain © M



cointent (👛🐴; using a safe for storing money? 👎; storing your money in the bank? 🙅‍; putting your money in a tent? 🤑) © M



monotics (implied by existence of politices; maybe autocracies/dictatorships?) © LJ



inport (arrives by ship 🚢) © Y



emergentsy © VA



rundevu (rushing to meet) © M



Bullgaria (land of 🐂) © Y



bullshield (immunity to nonsense 🛡🐂) © Y



mooderation (mood correction) © Y



incorrection (when you correct someone but it's actually wrong) © LJ



bullshed (where 🐂 belongs) © M



errorgant © VA



herpoon (hooks you up) © M



paintenance (prophylaxis against injury at a doctor or so) © LJ



supricing (surprisingly expensive/cheap) © LJ



meatadata (very juicy 🍖) © M



hurtbeat (💔🔨; arrhythmia) © Y



visionair (some hallucinogenic gas) © LJ



worsion (worse version) © VA



ickspectation (preparing for something unpleasant) © M



sortier (for sorting out the crap 🚽) [ru] © M



cloock (can't stop checking ⌚) © M



killometer (kill statistic) © LJ



app-roach © M



pigeonback (the way mail is delivered by carrier pigeons 🐦📜) © LJ



procesters (people against the machine) © LJ



spindustry (company producing fans, propellers etc; those who _twist_ information; gossiping hens) © LJ



primitech © M



artistick (paintbrush/easel?) © LJ



indeathted (indebted in death, like with the mafia) © LJ



troublem (try hearing this in your head) © M



physicopath (mental health doctor; mad scientists) © LJ



policement [ru] © M



inventation ("feel free to vent") © VA



purposal © M



finealized © M



forbirden (for 🦜en) © Y



paradies (what muslims believe in: paradise after death; alternatively, paradise lost) © VA



fanction (fan fiction? fan action? fan function? fun faction?) © M



naughtylus © VA



sequelies (one lie after another) © VA



warfair (chivalry) © VA



bredbox (aka TV) [ru] © VA



enlieten © VA



cowalry (riding cows 🐄) © VA



boorbarian (really dim barbarians, if that's possible) © LJ



amnity (alternatively "emity"; some sort of love-hate-relationship perhaps? ❤️💔) © LJ



archtefact (made by architects) © M



koñscience (animal empathy; horse studies 🐴🔬) [🐴] © M



feetal position (when one is standing on one's own feet 🦶) © LJ



foetish (trying not to imagine) © M



feetish (foot fetish 🦶) © LJ



highbrid (high breed hybrid) © VA



dragone (a dragon that's gone or defeated) © VA



sinosaur (chinese dragon) © LJ



dungen (dungeon generator) © VA



sircle (a society of gentlemen) © VA



foroom (congregation in a closed space) © VA



ledeer (alpha deer 🦌) © VA



democratorship (a dictatorship that at least pretends to be democratic) © LJ



chessplate (♟) © M



equiviolent (equivalently aggressive) © VA



whyriety (questionable variety, like someone's wardrobe) © VA



dielogue (dialogue that ends in one party dying; boss yapping before you finish him) © VA



wrecklamation (can't tell if repairing it, or wrecking harder) © VA



erudeite (an insufferable know-it-all) © LJ



pur-chase (something you keep looking for, but can't buy?) © Igor



suspic © M



preent (pretty-p