https://github.com/pilotpirxie/bullshit-detector
Quickly detect amount of bullshit in any text
https://github.com/pilotpirxie/bullshit-detector
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Quickly detect amount of bullshit in any text
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/pilotpirxie/bullshit-detector
- Owner: pilotpirxie
- License: mit
- Created: 2024-08-22T13:56:06.000Z (about 1 year ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2024-08-22T21:57:05.000Z (about 1 year ago)
- Last Synced: 2024-12-05T22:23:24.008Z (10 months ago)
- Language: TypeScript
- Size: 25.4 KB
- Stars: 44
- Watchers: 1
- Forks: 4
- Open Issues: 0
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- License: LICENSE
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README
# bullshit-detector
Leverage our next-generation, no AI-powered, no cloud-native solution to revolutionize your content strategy and drive synergistic outcomes across your entire ecosystem.
## 🚀 Blazingly Fast. Infinitely Scalable. Paradigm-Shifting.
`bullshit-detector` is a game-changing platform that empowers you to seamlessly identify and tackle mission-critical jargon, enabling a frictionless transition to clear, impactful communication.
## 🚀 Get Started
```bash
npm install bullshit-detector
```
and then
```typescript
const result = detect({
text: "blazingly fast top notch detector for fast paced environment workers",
});
// {
// detected: [
// { phrase: 'fast paced', index: 38 },
// { phrase: 'blazingly fast', index: 0 },
// { phrase: 'top notch', index: 15 }
// ],
// percentage: 0.4852941176470588,
// count: 3
// }
```
you can also customize
```typescript
{
text: string; // required, the text to analyze
ignorePhrases? : string[]; // optional, list of phrases to ignore
throwAtCountOrAbove? : number; // optional, number of jargon words to throw exception
throwOverPercentage? : number; // optional, percentage of jargon words in text to throw exception
}
```
## 🔍 Cutting-Edge Features
- **Hyper-Optimized Algorithm**: Our proprietary, non-quantum-inspired NLP engine delivers unparalleled accuracy at light speed.
- **AI-Driven Insights**: Harness the power of machine learning to unlock game-changing actionable intelligence from your content.
- **Seamless Integration**: Our future-proof API effortlessly plugs into your existing tech stack for a turnkey solution.
## 💡 Empower Your Workflow
Transform your ideation-to-execution pipeline with our disruptive library offering:
1. **Identify**: Leverage our proprietary algorithms to surface hidden jargon.
2. **Analyze**: Gain 360-degree visibility into your content's buzzword saturation.
3. **Optimize**: Streamline your messaging for maximum impact and engagement.
4. **Synergize**: Align your communication strategy across all touchpoints.
## 🌟 Unparalleled Results
Join the ranks of thought leaders and industry titans who have never achieved:
- 500% increase in content clarity
- 10x boost in audience engagement
- 99.9% reduction in eye-rolls per paragraph
## 🔮 The Future of Communication is Here
Don't just adapt to the future – create it. With `bullshit-detector`, you're not just staying ahead of the curve; you're redefining the playing field.
Ready to catalyze your communication revolution? Let's ideate on your unique value proposition and craft a bespoke solution that will disrupt your industry's status quo.
Embrace the paradigm shift. Unleash the power of clarity. Become a communication unicorn.
*"60% of the time, it works every time."* - Brian Fantana, Anchorman
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**Disclaimer**: This README is a satire and intentionally filled with jargon to demonstrate the purpose of the `bullshit-detector` library. In real-world applications, clear and concise communication is always preferred ;)
## License
MIT