https://github.com/r1b/morbid-fortune
fortune for sociopaths
https://github.com/r1b/morbid-fortune
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fortune for sociopaths
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/r1b/morbid-fortune
- Owner: r1b
- Created: 2016-06-22T15:39:08.000Z (over 9 years ago)
- Default Branch: master
- Last Pushed: 2016-06-22T15:39:57.000Z (over 9 years ago)
- Last Synced: 2025-04-08T04:45:41.658Z (6 months ago)
- Topics: fortune
- Language: Shell
- Size: 553 KB
- Stars: 7
- Watchers: 2
- Forks: 1
- Open Issues: 0
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
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README
# morbid-fortune
Prints fortunes based on DoT railroad casualties reports
## Usage
```
rcj@mcflurry🍦:~$ ./morbid-fortune
AS A RESULT OF A PASSENGER FATALITY THIS EMPLOYEE WAS REQUESTED TO LOOK FOR HUMAN REMAINS ALONG THE ROADBED. AS A RESULT OF HIS WORK HE SUFFERED STRESS AFTER HIS ASSIGNMENT.
```
## Caveats
The data is quite messy (optional fields) so the output could just be wrong.
I am using a dumb heuristic to get things that look like long form text (any
field with more than eight characters)