https://github.com/restlessdesign/pestilence

A JavaScript library to ruin someone’s day.
https://github.com/restlessdesign/pestilence

evil javascript prank

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A JavaScript library to ruin someone’s day.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/restlessdesign/pestilence
• Owner: restlessdesign
• Created: 2013-03-29T06:02:30.000Z (over 11 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2016-08-26T15:45:20.000Z (over 8 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2023-04-03T14:54:27.667Z (over 1 year ago)
• Topics: evil, javascript, prank
• Language: JavaScript
• Homepage:
• Size: 55.7 KB
• Stars: 84
• Watchers: 5
• Forks: 9
• Open Issues: 2
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md

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# pestilence

A collection of JavaScript utilities to ruin someone’s day, regardless of ability…or disability.

11.93KB minified & gzipped

## Demo

http://restlessdesign.github.io/pestilence/

## Installation

Simply drop the minified file into your site:

```html

```

No fancy DOM-ready methods here—the file blindly assumes that you can load a website within eight seconds. If you’re really concerned about that, strip out the `setTimeout` at the bottom of the file and call `Pestilence.initialize()` when you’re good and ready!

## Features

### AudioPest

Plays a high-pitched noise at random intervals.

### Mouse Pest

Replaces the user’s cursor with a duplicate that is offset approximately 50px down and to the right.

### Keyboard Pest

Randomly moves the caret as the user types within input fields.

### Accessibility Pest

Hides all headers and paragraph elements from screen readers and gives random tab indices to anchor elements.

## Known Bugs

- Not yet tested in IE

- No replacement cursors for Windows machines yet

- Safari appears unable to play sounds