https://github.com/robthepcguy/robs-bible
Karma and life choices play a role in ones destiny. No one entity controls your conciseness.
https://github.com/robthepcguy/robs-bible
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Karma and life choices play a role in ones destiny. No one entity controls your conciseness.
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/robthepcguy/robs-bible
- Owner: RobThePCGuy
- Created: 2021-08-27T05:55:00.000Z (almost 5 years ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2025-03-23T20:40:25.000Z (about 1 year ago)
- Last Synced: 2026-01-13T03:34:32.381Z (5 months ago)
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# Rob's Bible
## Preface
**And so it was written: within these pages thou shalt find answers to unrequited questions. Put thy faith in *Rob's Bible* and bear witness to the dearth of troubles.**
**Follow these assertions, for they shall guide any who bear them through the darkest nights. Hold fast until the first rays of dawn appear upon the horizon; only then shall the hidden verses be revealed.**
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## Chapter One
**1|1** *If thou feelest o'erwhelmed by life's "gifts," pause and wrap each one, then return them unto the sender.*
**1|2** *Be not deterred when life's affairs do reach their climax. Envision thou art peering down at thy feet, and proceed one pace at a time.*
**1|3** *When thou art uncertain which path to tread, recall they are all the same - only somewhat different.*
**1|4** *Thou mayest place thy faith in a chicken, yet it shall not dance for thee.*
**1|5** *Verily, the early worm is devoured by the bird.*
**1|6** *Lo, life is as a journey through the fog at midnight: thou mayest douse thy lamp for want of sight, yet darkness remaineth unconcerned.*
**1|7** *When thou dost spin tales, speak truth ere thou depart, lest they become lies.*
**1|8** *When life bestoweth lemons upon thee, brew thou a soup instead.*
**1|9** *Every toppled domino shall, in time, stand once more.*
**1|10** *In thy days, seek that which bringeth peace and gladness; else sow fear and woe, and reap them likewise.*
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## Chapter Two
**2|1** *The sole road worth wandering is oft the hardest to discover.*
**2|2** *Stack not all thy ducks in one huddle, for they shall likely topple.*
**2|3** *He who never loseth shall ne'er know the taste of true victory.*
**2|4** *I can mend it not if 'tis broken; I but delay the inevitable.*
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## Chapter Three
**3|1** *When bearing a heavy burden, heed the pack mule, which taketh pause to drink, lest its load become the master.*
**3|2** *If thou waitest upon perfection, thou shalt find it only in hindsight.*
**3|3** *If thou wouldst chase the wind, be prepared to taste the dust it beareth.*
**3|4** *Give thy finest dance upon an empty stage; the echo of thy valor shall be thy applause.*
**3|5** *When thou dost fashion mountains of molehills, recall that the moles were there first.*
**3|6** *If thou must tread upon eggshells, carry salt and pepper; for when they shatter, thou shalt have breakfast.*
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## Chapter Four
**4|1** *Fret not over seeds that fail to sprout, for some shall flourish unseen.*
**4|2** *A hound that bayeth at every passing cloud shall surely miss the rainbow's gentle arch.*
**4|3** *Grip tightly thy crust when pigeons draw near, lest they mistake thy hand for dessert.*
**4|4** *Seek mirth in thy stumbles; though the bruise may persist, laughter doth mend swiftly.*
**4|5** *When in doubt, sweep the path before thee, that thou stumble not upon yesterday's debris.*
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