https://github.com/samerfarida/doaas
DevOps-as-a-Service API: blame messages, excuses, pep talks, incident responses & more. Hit an endpoint, get a one-liner. Runs on Cloudflare Workers.
https://github.com/samerfarida/doaas
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DevOps-as-a-Service API: blame messages, excuses, pep talks, incident responses & more. Hit an endpoint, get a one-liner. Runs on Cloudflare Workers.
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/samerfarida/doaas
- Owner: samerfarida
- License: mit
- Created: 2026-02-11T14:19:41.000Z (3 months ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2026-04-26T03:59:05.000Z (5 days ago)
- Last Synced: 2026-04-26T05:32:39.269Z (5 days ago)
- Topics: api, devops, humor, one-liners
- Language: TypeScript
- Homepage: https://doaas.dev
- Size: 3.7 MB
- Stars: 7
- Watchers: 0
- Forks: 1
- Open Issues: 2
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- Changelog: CHANGELOG.md
- Contributing: CONTRIBUTING.md
- License: LICENSE
- Codeowners: .github/CODEOWNERS
- Security: SECURITY.md
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DOaaS - DevOps-as-a-Service
Emotional support for your CI/CD pipeline 🔥
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Welcome to **DOaaS** () — the most important DevOps platform of 2026.
It doesn't deploy infrastructure.
It doesn't fix outages.
It doesn't reduce your cloud bill.
It does something far more critical:
**It gives your pipeline emotional support.**
Try it right now:
```bash
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"
```
Example output:
```text
Deploying to prod. No rollback plan. Respect.
```
Because production is pain, and pain deserves an API.
## Why does this exist?
- **Production is hard.** On-call, red pipelines, and "did you try rebooting?" get old. DOaaS is a single API for levity—no meetings, no standup bingo, just one `curl`.
- **Teams need release valves.** Standup icebreakers, blame deflection, status pages, Slack bots—instant mood shift, same endpoint.
- **DevOps doesn’t have to be grim.** Less corporate jargon, more wit. Less "oh no," more "okay, we got this."
## ✨ What can it do?
Here’s the full toolbox (or hit `/help` for the live list):
- `/help` – List all endpoints and usage (also at `/`).
- `/random` – Get a random message from any endpoint.
- `/blame` – Pass the buck in style.
- `/motivate` – Cheerleader in JSON or plain text.
- `/incident` – Incident-style responses without the panic.
More endpoints: `/excuse`, `/thisisfine`, `/realitycheck`, `/deploy`, `/rollback`, `/lgtm`, `/standup`, `/meeting`, `/burnout`, `/alignment`, `/roadmap`, `/policy`, `/audit`, `/compliance`, `/risk`, `/yes`, `/no`, `/maybe`.
---
## 🚀 Quick Start
**1. Try it** — run this in your terminal:
```bash
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"
```
**2. See everything** — full endpoint list at [doaas.dev/help](https://doaas.dev/help) (browser or `curl`).
**3. Go deeper** — Slack, GitHub Actions, shell functions, and more: [INTEGRATIONS.md](INTEGRATIONS.md).
---
## Usage
### curl
```bash
# Random (chaos mode)
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text"
# Blame, motivate, and more
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/blame?format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/motivate?format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/meeting?mode=corporate&format=text"
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/realitycheck?mode=security&format=text"
# List all endpoints
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/help"
```
### Browser
Open [doaas.dev/help](https://doaas.dev/help) in your browser to explore and try endpoints.
### Shell function
Add to `.bashrc` or `.zshrc`:
```bash
doaas() {
local endpoint=$1
local format=${2:-json}
curl -s "https://doaas.dev/${endpoint}?format=${format}"
}
```
Then: `doaas motivate text`, `doaas blame json`, and so on. For a version with `mode` support and Fish/PowerShell, see [INTEGRATIONS.md](INTEGRATIONS.md#shell-functions--aliases).
### Terminal greeting
Get a DOaaS message every time you open a terminal — add to `~/.bashrc` or `~/.zshrc`:
```bash
[[ $- == *i* ]] && { echo ""; curl --max-time 2 -fsS "https://doaas.dev/random?mode=chaos&format=text" || true; echo; }
```
For a calmer (wholesome) variant, see [INTEGRATIONS.md](INTEGRATIONS.md#terminal-greeting-recommended).
---
## ⚙️ Query Parameters
- `mode`: normal (default) | chaos | corporate | security | wholesome | toxic | sarcastic | devops (availability varies by endpoint)
- `format`: json (default) | text | shields
When `format=shields`, optional: `style`, `label`, `color`, `labelColor` (defaults and details in [INTEGRATIONS.md](INTEGRATIONS.md#readme--github-badges-shieldsio)).
## Development
For local setup and all `npm` scripts, see [CONTRIBUTING.md](CONTRIBUTING.md#development-aka-how-to-poke-under-the-hood).
## 🔐 Security Notes
- Free plan folks: don’t be that person hammering the API—rate limits are real.
- Cache smartly or keep local copies to avoid becoming a DOaaS spammer.
- All endpoints have `Cache-Control: no-store` because fresh data is the best data.
- To report a vulnerability, see [SECURITY.md](SECURITY.md).
## 🧠 Philosophy
- DevOps: Where “It works on my machine” is the universal excuse.
- Automate everything, even your coffee breaks.
- If it’s not broken, add monitoring anyway.
- Blame is a team sport—pass it around generously.
- Remember: every incident is just a plot twist in your career story.
## Contributing
We want **more than code** — new endpoints, funnier one-liners, better docs. See [CONTRIBUTING.md](CONTRIBUTING.md) to join the fun.
[Star us on GitHub](https://github.com/samerfarida/doaas) if DOaaS made you smile. Share it in standup. Blame the API. You know what to do.
---
Go forth and DOaaS like a boss! 🚀