https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges
A collection of absurd, humorous, static badges
https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges
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A collection of absurd, humorous, static badges
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges
- Owner: sebmestrallet
- License: mit-0
- Created: 2025-06-25T14:26:58.000Z (4 months ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2025-06-25T16:18:01.000Z (4 months ago)
- Last Synced: 2025-06-25T17:34:19.548Z (4 months ago)
- Topics: badge, badgen, badges, badges-list, humor, readme, shieldsio, static-badges
- Homepage:
- Size: 3.91 KB
- Stars: 0
- Watchers: 0
- Forks: 0
- Open Issues: 0
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- Contributing: CONTRIBUTING.md
- License: LICENSE.txt
- Citation: CITATION.cff
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README
# Absurd badges
A collection of absurd, humorous, static badges
## Code quality

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Code coverage

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Test results
/E43)
Badgen
```md
[/E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[-E43)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## License
/08C)
Badgen
```md
[/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

The license is defined [here](https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses/blob/master/hot-potato-license), see [ErikMcClure/bad-licenses](https://github.com/ErikMcClure/bad-licenses) and [benlk/misc-licenses](https://github.com/benlk/misc-licenses) for more obscur licenses.
Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Code size

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Chat

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Code style

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Version numbers

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Absurd metrics

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Context: [docker/cli#267](https://github.com/docker/cli/issues/267#issuecomment-695149477), [this discussion on HN](https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24541964) and [this post on r/ProgrammerHumor](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/iw8gmn/coming_back_to_an_issue_you_opened_three_years_ago/)
Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Context: See https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ and [the crazy story behind](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
/08C)
Badgen
```md
[/08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[-08C)](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Context: [this post on r/GitHub](https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1at9br4/i_am_new_to_github_and_i_have_lots_to_say/) and [sherlock-project/sherlock#2011](https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock/issues/2011)
Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
## Absurd values

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```

Badgen
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```
Shield.io
```md
[](https://github.com/sebmestrallet/absurd-badges)
```