https://github.com/sgolemon/table-flip

Not the exceptions we need, but the ones we deserve.
https://github.com/sgolemon/table-flip

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Not the exceptions we need, but the ones we deserve.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/sgolemon/table-flip
• Owner: sgolemon
• Created: 2016-05-26T04:10:47.000Z (over 8 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2017-10-08T15:47:06.000Z (about 7 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-11-06T17:09:23.771Z (5 days ago)
• Topics: exceptions, php, silly
• Language: PHP
• Homepage: https://packagist.org/packages/sgolemon/table-flip
• Size: 13.7 KB
• Stars: 339
• Watchers: 11
• Forks: 7
• Open Issues: 0
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md

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README

        
Inspired by Adam Harvey: https://twitter.com/LGnome/status/735573024825430016

`if ($situation === SHIT::HAPPENED) {（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); }`

Usages:

  * throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip

  * throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip

  * throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip

  * （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand

  * assert(（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev

All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface,

so the following works:

```

try {

  $ret = doSomething();

  if ($ret === null) {

    throw new （╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻;

  } elseif ($ret === false) {

    throw new （ノಥ益ಥ）ノ︵┻━┻;

  } elseif (!is_string($ret)) {

    throw new （ノ゜Д゜）ノ︵┻━┻;

  }

} catch (┻━┻ $e) {

  ┬─┬ノ（･_･ノ）;

}

```

Note that the parentheses used in the class/function names here are

U+FF08 FULLWIDTH LEFT PARENTHESIS and U+FF09 FULLWIDTH RIGHT PARENTHESIS

since normal parens (U+0028/U+0029) are not allowed in PHP labels.

Similarly, the customary space is omitted entirely to make this a valid PHP label.