https://github.com/shfroom/preposterous.js

sadly, this package is no longer maintaned
https://github.com/shfroom/preposterous.js

2025 agentic ai-powered batteries-included cloud-native collagen cool cool-stuff cool-stuff-here delicious javascript js nodejs nodemodules notmaintaining one-drink production-ready regular-expressions two-regular-sides warranty-not-there

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sadly, this package is no longer maintaned

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/shfroom/preposterous.js
• Owner: shfroom
• Created: 2025-03-22T15:35:57.000Z (2 months ago)
• Default Branch: main
• Last Pushed: 2025-03-22T16:27:11.000Z (2 months ago)
• Last Synced: 2025-03-22T16:33:58.985Z (2 months ago)
• Topics: 2025, agentic, ai-powered, batteries-included, cloud-native, collagen, cool, cool-stuff, cool-stuff-here, delicious, javascript, js, nodejs, nodemodules, notmaintaining, one-drink, production-ready, regular-expressions, two-regular-sides, warranty-not-there
• Language: JavaScript
• Homepage:
• Size: 0 Bytes
• Stars: 1
• Watchers: 1
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 0
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  • Readme: README.md

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# preposterous.js!!!

![travis](https://github.com/shfroom/preposterous.js/blob/main/favicon.png)   

🤡🚀 Agentic, Zero‑config™, Plug‑and‑play™, Ultra‑modular, Nano‑optimized, Hyper‑scalable, Enterprise‑ready, Cloud‑native, Serverless‑first, Async‑driven, Reactive pipelines, Distributed microservices, Quantum‑drift architecture, Infinite dependency graph, Holistic API abstraction, Context‑aware runtime, AI‑powered bundler, Polyglot interoperability, Immutable build artifacts, Self‑healing scripts, Runtime instrumentation, Smart‑cache layer, Edge‑enabled delivery, Meta‑framework, Declarative infrastructure, Feature‑flagged core, On‑demand transpiler, Autonomic orchestration, Secure‑by‑default, Next‑gen hot‑reload, Meta‑monorepo, Universal adapter, Conflict‑free merge, Schema‑driven CLI, Flux‑oriented plugin, Composable DSL, Predictive dependency injection, Incremental static bundling, Distributed AI linting, Hyperconverged packaging, Zero‑trust pipeline  🚀🤡

### superfast 🔥

- ⏰ JIT Compiled!

- 🧱 Heavier than a neutron star!

- 🥦 I love node_modules!

- ❤️‍🔥 Amazing npm bloatware!

- ☕️ Buy me a coffee because I spent all my money on Github Enterprise!

- 💷 Support Indie!

> *sadly, this project is no longer maintained, thank you to all our supporters (0)* 🥹