https://github.com/teslaneuro/miami-vice
IDK man Miami Vice is kinda good
https://github.com/teslaneuro/miami-vice
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IDK man Miami Vice is kinda good
- Host: GitHub
- URL: https://github.com/teslaneuro/miami-vice
- Owner: TeslaNeuro
- License: mit
- Created: 2025-05-29T12:45:48.000Z (5 months ago)
- Default Branch: main
- Last Pushed: 2025-06-17T07:01:38.000Z (4 months ago)
- Last Synced: 2025-07-24T16:57:43.506Z (3 months ago)
- Topics: commit-messages-from-a-parallel-universe, vibe-coding
- Language: Python
- Homepage: https://youtu.be/G6SnQRY3hHM
- Size: 1.24 MB
- Stars: 0
- Watchers: 0
- Forks: 0
- Open Issues: 0
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Metadata Files:
- Readme: README.md
- License: LICENSE
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README
# MIAMI VICE 🌴🕶️
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### 🚧 Developer's Note
This is a personal learning project exploring game development through parody.
It includes mature humor and stylistic references to the 1980s TV show *Miami Vice*.
The tone is intentionally exaggerated and satirical. This repo exists primarily as a sandbox for coding, design, and creative experimentation.
All content is for educational and non-commercial purposes.
Code is licensed under the [MIT License](./LICENSE).
All show references remain the property of their respective copyright holders.
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## What is this, the 80s? 📺✨
Yeah, you guessed it. *Miami Vice* : the show that's basically crime fighting meets pastel fashion disaster. 👮♂️💖
It's like someone looked at the 80s and thought, "What if cops wore neon and listened to saxophones all day?" 🎷🌈
## Why watch this relic? 🤔💎
- Because apparently solving crimes with a mullet and a cigarette is peak detective work. 🚬💇♂️
- The soundtrack is 90% saxophone solos, 10% actual music. 🎵🎷
- Plot? Who needs plot when you have Don Johnson's eyebrow game? 🤨✨
- It's basically *CSI* but with more neon and fewer lab coats. 🔬➡️🌈
## Things you'll definitely notice: 👀📝
- Everyone smokes like it's their cardio. 🚬🏃♂️
- The suits are brighter than your future. 🌟👔
- Hair bigger than the crimes being committed. 💇♀️🔫
- Miami looks like a pastel fever dream. 🏖️🎨
## Best episodes to pretend you're cultured: 🎭📚
1. **Brother's Keeper 1&2**
Cops. Boats. Hair. Boom. 🚤💥🕶️
2. **Out Where the Buses Don't Run**
Retired cop or ghost? Yes. 🚌👻
3. **Golden Triangle 1&2**
Flashbacks, kung fu, and dad issues. 🥋📦🧠
4. **Calderone's Return 1&2**
He’s back... and still allergic to shirts. 🔫🌴👕
5. **Bushido**
Ninjas, honor, and neckties of vengeance. 🥷🎀💥
6. **Nobody Lives Forever**
Crockett tries dating. Miami says no. 💔🕶️🪦
7. **Home Invaders**
Wrong house, wrong day, lots of bullets. 🏠🔫📦
8. **Evan**
Old friend, new trauma. Nice. 😬🎭🖤
9. **Lombard**
Fancy mob guy meets fancy justice. 💼💣🧨
10. **Son's and Lovers**
Crockett’s love life: now with fireworks. 💘💥🍸
11. **Definitely Miami**
Hot sun, cold drinks, unhinged Nugent. ☀️🍹🦁
12. **The Great McCarthy**
Fast boats, fast betrayal, good hair. 🚤🧼😎
## How to enjoy this repo: 🎉📖
1. Laugh at the fact that this is actually a show. 😂📺
2. Remember: pastel suits > bulletproof vests. 👔🛡️
3. Practice your best Don Johnson smolder in the mirror. 😎🪞
4. Learn to appreciate the fine art of excessive hair gel. 💇♂️✨
5. Create a soundtrack of nothing but saxophone music. 🎷🎵
6. Wear sunglasses indoors and pretend it's normal. 🕶️🏠
7. Master the art of looking cool while doing absolutely nothing. 😎🧘♂️
8. Question every fashion choice made in the 21st century. 👗❓
9. Develop an irrational love for convertible cars. 🚗💨
10. Accept that sometimes style matters more than substance. 💅🎨
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## Final thoughts: 💭🎬
If you want a show about serious crime and even more serious fashion mistakes, *Miami Vice* is your jam. 🍓🎭 Or just binge some cat videos; honestly, same level of sophistication.
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*Pro tip:* If you catch yourself thinking "Why is this so cool?", just blame the saxophone. 🎷🤷♂️