https://github.com/thunder-red-star/plugins-and-shit

An experiment with Minecraft plugin development.
https://github.com/thunder-red-star/plugins-and-shit

bukkit minecraft minecraft-plugin minecraft-server paper paper-plugin papermc plugin spigot

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An experiment with Minecraft plugin development.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/thunder-red-star/plugins-and-shit
• Owner: thunder-red-star
• Created: 2023-05-05T22:17:59.000Z (about 3 years ago)
• Default Branch: main
• Last Pushed: 2024-04-03T21:29:15.000Z (about 2 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2026-05-28T22:28:07.263Z (23 days ago)
• Topics: bukkit, minecraft, minecraft-plugin, minecraft-server, paper, paper-plugin, papermc, plugin, spigot
• Homepage: https://soon
• Size: 1.31 MB
• Stars: 0
• Watchers: 1
• Forks: 0
• Open Issues: 0
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md

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# Plugins

> Bukkit Events make me throw up in my fucking mouth every time I see those pathetic placeholders littering player chat. Did your worthless grandparents drop you on your head repeatedly as a child or did you just get dumber with each passing day? Only a jackass with two brain cells rubbing together would think Bukkit Events were a good idea. They're cryptic, useless, and about as useful as tits on a bull. I spit on anyone involved in creating that god-awful abomination of code. It's like you have a fetish for listening to the same fucking events over and over again. "Oh, look at me, I can detect when a player joins the game!" Wow, what an achievement! I'm sure the world is a better place for it. If I had any say in the matter I'd delete Bukkit Events and ban anyone too ignorant to figure out how to code without their useless crutch. Die in a fire, Bukkit Events, you useless placeholder trash!

⬆️ (This is a joke, I needed something to fill my README since there's no other plausible content here)