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##### 12 September 2025 1:30 PM



     You could have 66 abortions instead of that GPU _and_ make the government sad about the ageing population problem.

     don't tease me witha. good time



([source](https://discord.com/channels/488890763720130560/488890763720130562/1416113834611183678))



##### 9 January 2025 11:04 AM



     "Drug Stores" always sold more than drugs, and then the name changed to pharmacy.

     in Sweden we say "Apotek"

     and they sell medicine and dildos

     and mustard



##### 30 September 2024 1:40 PM



     The main problem with documentation these days is that it isn't pornographic enough.

     And that's why no-one reads it.



##### 20 August 2024 4:16 PM



     I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE DICK SUCKING?

     fuck you



##### 1 October 2020 7:03 PM



     What it needs first of all is a pair of spatulas jammed into its underside.

     I've done this multiple times and it's always awful.



##### 30 April 2020 5:38 PM



     Anyone else getting ads for Russian girls, web cam stuff, personal intimacy devices...

     that's just normal conjugation of the verb



##### 14 April 2020 7:30 PM



     massages cheddar into @mysteriouspants's hair



##### 19 April 2019 1:31 PM



     Hah, my old PowerMac 7300 still works!

     GraphicConverter says "you've been using this software for 5378 days".



##### 28 February 2019 4:52 PM



     Is there such a thing as cat pants?



##### 17 January 2019 6:18 PM



     goddamn i'm getting old

     does anyone know of a way to stop this process?

     Yes, but I don't recommend it.



##### 11 June 2018 4:31 PM



     the very first website i went to was Yahoo though

     my first was www.idevelopmacintoshvideogames.com

     stupid idea for a website



##### 9 October 2017 10:24 PM



     Genitals

     They're complicated



##### 28 July 2017 8:24 PM



     OK. Camera 2 mounted directly in the poop zone. You won't get away from me this time!



##### 28 June 2017 2:20 PM



     DRUGS NEED TO SOAK INTO THE BLOOD STEAM FIRST

     and then I can debug

     Oh I made 1$

     thanks china



##### 27 March 2017 2:36 AM



    <`teh1> KatieHuber:  figure out that prob yet

    <`teh1> the anal retention one

     o_O

     what

     whaaaaaaat

     what

     O_o

    <`teh1> er, typo, sry. singleton* retention



##### 24 July 2016 4:21 AM



     i've had multiple vacation plans go up in smoke due to wildfires in the last decade.

    <`teh1> ha ha. i see what you did there. ha.

     kinda makes you get choked up when it happens.

    <`teh1> sounds like you've been burned one too many times

     yeah. But it does afford the opportunity to blaze new trails, and go somewhere new.

    <`teh1> good way to ignite your exploratory spirit

     I think it's time to extinguish this line of puns.



##### 24 November 2015 3:06 PM



     cute

     I am, aren't I.

     In a non-Euclidean way, sure



##### 8 November 2015 12:48 PM



     I read the internet

     and it made me dumber



##### 23 September 2015 3:39 PM



     you've convinced me. i'm going to go out and try to reproduce as much as possible



##### 20 June 2015 1:59 AM



     what is a dude sock



##### 4 February 2015 6:59 PM



     someone needs to invent a robot that will feed you the kind of messy finger foods you can't normally eat while coding

     doritos, buttery poopcorn, etc.



##### 8 April 2014 4:18 PM



     unce unce unce unce

    * alexsikora sweats on Keith



##### 15 February 2014 2:33 AM



     crap the building is trying to eat me again



##### 15 January 2014 4:31 PM



     well that's interesting. stopping on that breakpoint made the entire OS stop responding to the keyboardโ€ฆ

     Given that you're typing here, I can infer that you fixed the problem?

     no, this is my telepathic input device.

     it's BLEUBERRYIWES very harMUSTANGd to control



##### 10 January 2014 4:27 PM



     I want a strong woman who isn't afraid to set my cache policy



##### 24 December 2013 3:08 PM



     children are like... walking virus bags

     I like to expose myself to them on occasion



##### 20 December 2013 1:48 PM



     I need to go bail him out

     and assist the police in confiscating all of his firearms

     and vacation now begins!



##### 7 December 2013 1:29 PM



     ๐•“๐•’๐•๐•๐•ค ๐š‹๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šœ ๐–ป๐–บ๐—…๐—…๐—Œ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐˜€ ๐™—๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™จ ๐’ท๐’ถ๐“๐“๐“ˆ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘™๐‘  ๐›๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐’ƒ๐’‚๐’๐’๐’” ๐”Ÿ๐”ž๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ฐ ๐–‡๐–†๐–‘๐–‘๐–˜

     of steel



##### 2 December 2013 8:15 PM



     does time matter

     does

     time

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqaZ1hqXio

     matter

     thyme does matter. it's an important spice

     sage wisdom

     ha.

     are those chicken nuggets?

     did I really watch that entire thing

     I only watched it parsley

     I cayenne imagine why anyone would watch the whole thing

     it's a salt on the senses

     Excuse me. I mustard.

     Nobody else wants to curry flavor with me with allspice puns?

     I rue this conversation.

     sorrel :(

     anise time for me to go, anyway

     It's peppered with gems, but by no means is it mint.

 

##### 20 November 2013 11:21 PM



     garget!

     inflammation of a cow's or ewe's udder?

     ha

     Oh wow, it's a word

     lol



##### 20 June 2013 5:15 PM



     Hmm. Mobile GPUs are really slow

     2 years newer and still 3x slower

     It's because they're flat.

     How can you do fast 3D in a flat GPU.



##### 2 February 2013 3:15 PM



     lol I was working on my platformer, character died with saw blade, respawned

     but I dided about 300 pixels over where you spawn

     so when I respawned, it was raining my own blood on the respawned character

     epic coincidence :)

     sounds like an ordinary saturday to me



##### 18 March 2012 11:14 PM



     I wish I knew less AppleScript :/



##### 30 July 2011 4:38 PM



     3 was the scrotum key the whole time

     other good things on that row are tic-tac-toe, money, stars

     maybe the Arabs meant for it to be a scrotum and not a number

     wait a minute

     2 is also a penis

     23

     oh my god

     wtf is going on

     See a doctor.

     neil if you can't read into the glyphs of the ancients, please don't disparage those who can

     You can't read the glyphs of the ancients, you just crazy.



##### 13 March 2011 8:01 AM



     Ugh, wtf, my trash is indefinitely emptying

     There we go, it fixed itself.

     It took approximately 7 minutes to delete 2 megs though, so you can see why I was a bit baffled.

     you're just too impatient

     you should be grateful for any operation that takes less than half a week



##### 17 December 2010 6:00 AM



    *** cmiller is a bulimic memory user - binge and purge all the way!



##### 30 November 2010 2:40 PM



    *** mercy____ takes some NSThread and an NSNeedle and makes a fucking NSChristmasSweater

     with NSSanta totally hauling ass in his sleigh

    *** mercy____ trails off mumbling incoherently



##### 16 November 2010 7:51 PM



     does unity include networking?

     unity.linkedin.com



##### 2 November 2010 9:13 PM



     "Which is the dick pat."



##### 9 September 2010 5:51 PM



    <[Araelium]Seth> I HATE YOU QUICKTIME.

     Business as usual.



##### 16 August 2010 6:30 PM



     coredata objects are fucking creepy

     i would NOT allow one of these things to date my daughter



##### 13 July 2010 10:14 AM



    * TheBunny tries the new tea despenser at work

     wHy NoT tHe CoFfEe DiSpEnSeR?ยฟ?

    * Raws vibrates in place

    *  was hopefing for less stomach upset

    * TheBunny is nashausss kind of today

     I must be pregnant



##### 19 March 2010 11:54 AM



     "They fiddled with the genes in C. elegans neurons so that they could turn the neurons on or off one by one by gently shining laser light on them" LOL WHAT MIND CONTROL LASERS



##### 17 February 2010 1:09 PM



     Dinosaurs were real BUT they are just walking skeletons, no brains or flesh

     oh

     that clears up a lot

     I ate a fish with bones and some of them went back up into my barin



##### 8 February 2010 5:46 PM



     http://howlingmoonsoftware.com/downloads/Upshot1.1.0.dmg

     Lots of updates

     lots of upshots yuo might say !!!!!!!!



##### Sometime in November 2009



     Name: Raws

     Due Date: 16-11-09

     Raws is overdue?

     I always thought Raws was male...

    (...intermittent chat which deserves to be forgotten forever...)

     oh, there was an exchange of genes, all right

     what have I started :(

     I was simply implying that Raws was an algebra textbook



##### 19 November 2009 4:08 PM



     Her belly button is literally 1680x1050

     (lying)

     lieing

     fuckles



##### 12 November 2009 4:16 PM



     20,000 pages of porm??



##### 31 October 2009 6:04 PM



     hoey

     eff grtied ridec

     woops

     Egg fried rice is good



##### 10 October 2009 11:57 PM



    *** [Araelium]Seth joined the chat room.

    *** [Araelium]Seth was granted voice by ChanServ.

     Hi Seth

    <[Araelium]Seth> >.< !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *** [Araelium]Seth left the chat room. (Client Quit)

     Sorry Seth

     Are greetings considered offensive in the US?



##### 23 August 2009 6:06 PM



     I've got 7 friends

     one of thems a girl and anothers a cross dresser beat that!!!



##### 20 July 2009 2:55 PM



     http://brianwill.net/blog/2009/07/20/reinventing-the-desktop-for-real-this-time-part-1/

     some good thoughts about UI

     that sounding PIMPin !!

     oh man -- and I thought I'd never top that CRUD pun

     I better lay down before my sides burst open



##### 13 June 2009 3:56 PM



     yeah im doing a taboo but let me say that i am sunburned cuz i drank in the sun at like 95 degrees and a rat just peed in my nostril

     yuk



##### 6 June 2009 11:50 AM



     HAM ALERT HAM ALERT

     We are officially out of ham.

     Tell the villagefolk.

     /!\ THIS IS SOOO SCARY /!\ HAM FLU /!\ PLEASE BE WORRIED /!\

    (...)

     how does the universe work :o

     AFter blowing your nose with a slice of ham, please wash your hams!!



##### 22 May 2009 8:04 PM



    (during a "sticky gameplay" contest)

     god, i am not able to figure out how to stick and explode balls properly



##### 20 May 2009 12:34 AM



    (from kortham)

     relationships should be more like version control

     with no fears of commitment, because you can always revert



##### 9 April 2009 12:48 AM



     kortham: how2chipmunkwithinternet

    (...)

     Depends how the other clients interact when they send their movements to the authoritative server machine. Since the server will have them in slightly different spots than the client thought they were (because of that latency)

     The client says shoot here, or drive through the stompy machine. but to the server, you are 150ms late, and the stompy machine is already stomping

     *the stompy machine is already stomping*

     exactly.

     And what happens?

     SQUISH

     Andy, if you don't mind, I am going to hire you to write a movie



##### 17 March 2009 9:52 AM



    (hours of silence)

     Seth, you're wrong.

     Just thought you should know.

     In your absence.

    (hours of silence)



##### 25 January 2008 11:38 PM



     thdoeugrcfextkjqtxdhudgckegdcuoed

    * faxlore xuuf!



##### 16 January 2008 12:32 AM



     hgdgdghd!

     other things I can type fast: trnnchrghrcg,  bxbxbxbxbxb,  snathoeuntshaoeunthsaoeunths,  ntshaoeurlcg,.pnthaoeurclg



##### 16 January 2008 12:00 AM



     i aw leaptbbci to toucd type



##### 8 January 2008 4:38 PM



     {!}[?]~~-._ internet! _.-~~[?]{!}



##### 4 January 2008 4:16 PM



     is a posteriori collision detection/response really that bad?

     What do you mean 'a posteriori'?

     I know what it means, but what does it mean in that sentence?

     It means bum!!!!!!!!!!



##### 4 January 2008 4:05 PM



     I am amazed that all this ActionScript I'm writing is actually working correctly

    * Raws|w has never written AS before :-|

     YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     sweet jesus

     FROM AppleScript SELECT * WHERE Raws = AWESOME;

    * Raws|w boggles

    * faxathisia is LIKE  AAAAAAAAA



##### 4 January 2008 10:49 AM



     oh goD!!!!!!

     haskell type system is not POWERFUL enough

    * faxathisia AAAAAAA

     I NEED dependant types

     GOD DAMN THIS SHIT!!!!!!!



##### 21 December 2007 11:32 AM



     gr!

     I can't prove that a + b = b + a



##### 16 December 2007 10:41 PM



     IT'S TIME TO KICK BUBBLEGUM AND CHEW ASS!!!!! BUT I'M ALL OUTTA ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



##### 10 December 2007 1:54 AM



     ..I can't figure out how to do graphics with SQL

     I can't figure out how to paint with my screwdriver.

     now come on that's easy :p

     just make sure it's not a leaky screwdriver



##### 7 December 2007 11:20 PM



     I WANT TO MAKE A PZUZLE GAME

     FIUCKKKKKKKKKK



##### 6 November 2007 9:29 PM



     >:|

     my parser code turned out really really well

     This is annoying because I had an idea how to fix a problem which seems to no longer exist



##### 23 October 2007 2:17 PM



     SCIENCE IS A TOOL OF SATAN



##### 23 October 2007 12:09 PM



     I note that you have not submitted either part 1 or part 2 of your OOPSE assignment. I am now concerned about your progress. These separate parts are a single progression towards the whole. By missing the first two parts, you are causing yourself significant difficulty for the rest of the assignment.

     I've no idea what I've missed... I went ot all these classes

     is this from your professor? o_O

     probably

     I don't really know who that is but I assume so



##### 22 October 2007 9:57 AM



     Wow, I'm having difficulty with this drinking water thing.

    * NCarter aims at mouth and misses.



##### 19 October 2007 2:35 PM



     moo

     >:|



##### 19 October 2007 2:30 PM



     mofo

    * fax just got phoned by a swan



##### 19 October 2007 2:28 PM



     im eating a purple carrot

    * oPless steals some of faxs' balm to sooth the itching

     my BLAM!



##### 12 October 2007 8:51 AM



     also my computers been printing desu all night

     :/

     I didn't realsie



##### 9 October 2007 12:25 PM



     omg

     I might eat food today



##### 28 September 2007 3:59 AM



    * Raws is listening to Hora staccato by Dinicu from Doolanshire Classics (0:19 / 2:04)

     i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks anyway

     Raws: i absolut3l3y lov3 this song!! it's min3 n ma lil sist3rs song n im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...r3ally mad3 m3 cry wh3n i list3n3d to this but thanks

     :-\

     Raws: im lucky if i s33 h3r once a y3ar...

     :DDDDD



##### 28 September 2007 3:47 AM



     Mp3s have been showing up everywhere in this new computer age.

     Newspapers, Radio Shack ads and Web sites.

     Some commons questions pertaining to these may include the following:

     -What is a mp3 anyway?

     -How do I play my mp3s?

     -How do I get them?

     mp3s show up in newspapers? O.o

     those are some high tech newspapers..

     There's just a two page spread of 00000010011000011000101010000111, Eric.

     49 44 33 03 00 00 00 00  *

     gotta be valid



##### 30 August 2007 11:32 PM



     where to download films ?:|

     I hear they have this thing called "bittorrent" and "the internet" and "the pirate bay", ed...

     that sounds promising :(

     I don't want Broadway Theater Adaptations though :

     :p

     there's a little text field labeled something like "search"

     if its so easy show me how its done :P

     you type the name of the film you want, then click search, then it brings up results.  if your film is old, or you have poor taste in films, or you have good taste in films, you may get no results.  in that case, you type the name of a different film

     >:|

     I did that yea

     if you don't know what film you want, you type a random word like "monkey" or "pirate" in the box and see what it comes up with

     They don't ahve what I want

     in that case, there's a thing called "amazon" or "your local DVD store" that may be able to help :p

     maybe I'll get the 50s one instead of the 60s :/