https://github.com/smolijar/offensive-fortune

A script for generating fortune cookie from the the funniest and most offensive stuff collected off the Internet.
https://github.com/smolijar/offensive-fortune

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A script for generating fortune cookie from the the funniest and most offensive stuff collected off the Internet.

• Host: GitHub
• URL: https://github.com/smolijar/offensive-fortune
• Owner: smolijar
• Created: 2018-03-15T14:37:18.000Z (almost 7 years ago)
• Default Branch: master
• Last Pushed: 2023-03-07T01:57:01.000Z (almost 2 years ago)
• Last Synced: 2024-11-05T12:18:38.391Z (about 2 months ago)
• Topics: crawler, fortune, fortune-cookie, vilejoke
• Language: Go
• Homepage:
• Size: 41 KB
• Stars: 18
• Watchers: 2
• Forks: 2
• Open Issues: 2
• Metadata Files:
  • Readme: README.md

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# offensive-fortune

[![Does-having-a-dark-sense-of-humor-mean-that-you-are-a-bad-person](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/no-ragrets.svg)](https://www.quora.com/Does-having-a-dark-sense-of-humor-mean-that-you-are-a-bad-person)

[![gopher](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/made-with-go.svg)](https://blog.golang.org/gopher)

[![developers](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/built-by-developers.svg)](https://web.mit.edu/humor/Computers/real.programmers)

[![debt](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/contains-technical-debt.svg)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_debt)

[![responsibility](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/powered-by-responsibility.svg)](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/responsibility)

[![forthebadge](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/uses-badges.svg)](https://forthebadge.com)

[![cataas](https://forthebadge.com/images/badges/contains-cat-gifs.svg)](https://cataas.com/)

A script for generating [fortune](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_(Unix)) cookie from the ugly and horrible jokes internet has to offer.



```

 _______________________________________

/ These jokes are so dark I'm surprised \

| that they haven't been shot by the    |

\ police.                               /

 ---------------------------------------

        \   ^__^

         \  (oo)\_______

            (__)\       )\/\

                ||----w |

                ||     ||

```

## Use

1. Run scraper and generate cookie

```bash

make

```

2. Add toxic cookie to your cookie sources

```bash

# move toxic to your fortune directory

# your directory may be different, run `fortune -f` to find it

sudo mv toxic toxic.dat /usr/share/fortune/off

```

3. Run fortune

```bash

fortune -o # run with all offensive cookie files (including others than toxic)

fortune /usr/share/fortune/off/toxic # run only toxic cookie

fortune /usr/share/fortune/off/toxic | cowsay # pipe result to cowsay!

```

## License

This project is licensed under [MIT](./LICENSE).